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How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???

 
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How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? There must be a vampire expert out there who knows the answer to this one!!!!
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat...
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06/20/2012 05:34 AM
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
I guess they have one of their hypnotized whores do it.
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06/20/2012 05:36 AM
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
They just get one the the bazillions of retarded twilight fans to do it.
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06/20/2012 05:37 AM
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
They shave each other
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069

Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned?
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069

Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned?
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Because Bram Stoker and Anne Rice said so.
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069

Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9102908


Thats a myth, the skin is shrinking because its drying out.
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
They shave each other
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yeah vampires are kinky, just don't let them slip with the razor
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06/20/2012 05:55 AM
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
They Shed. DUH
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06/20/2012 06:07 AM
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
You've never shaved anywhere that you couldn't really see?

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06/20/2012 06:09 AM
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You've never shaved anywhere that you couldn't really see?

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Like shaving in the dark? Isnt that kind of dangerous?
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
<----- Check out the screen name haha


Because we dont... I mean they... they dont exist!
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Carefully?
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Carefully?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22481746


cruise
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Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? There must be a vampire expert out there who knows the answer to this one!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18274748


the living cannot see a vampire in a mirror but who ever said a vampire cannot see themselves in it?

perhaps the mirror doesn't reflect their image because it is an analogy for the fact they are dead.

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