How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???

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How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror???
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18274748 Australia 06/20/2012 05:32 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? There must be a vampire expert out there who knows the answer to this one!!!!

Anonymous Coward User ID: 15740069 United States 06/20/2012 05:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat...
3bbb User ID: 505305 United States 06/20/2012 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? I guess they have one of their hypnotized whores do it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18203810 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 05:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? They just get one the the bazillions of retarded twilight fans to do it.

See1234 User ID: 18171889 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? They shave each other check em - [link to www.apocalypticwar.com]
Anonymous Coward User ID: 9102908 Australia 06/20/2012 05:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069 Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18203810 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 05:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069 Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9102908 Because Bram Stoker and Anne Rice said so.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15740069 United States 06/20/2012 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Their hair dont grow, they dont age, their heart does not beat... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 15740069 Hair and fingernails keep growing after a person dies so why wouldn't a vampire's hair keep growing after they are turned? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9102908 Thats a myth, the skin is shrinking because its drying out.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 11171736 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 05:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? They shave each other Quoting: See1234 yeah vampires are kinky, just don't let them slip with the razor
Anonymous Coward User ID: 17321364 United States 06/20/2012 05:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? They Shed. DUH

Anonymous Coward User ID: 18152328 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 06:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? You've never shaved anywhere that you couldn't really see? O_o
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18203810 United Kingdom 06/20/2012 06:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? You've never shaved anywhere that you couldn't really see? O_o Quoting: skittle Like shaving in the dark? Isnt that kind of dangerous?
Dr. Acula Senior Forum Moderator User ID: 87848 United States 09/06/2012 06:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? <----- Check out the screen name haha Because we dont... I mean they... they dont exist! _______________________

Anonymous Coward User ID: 22481746 United Kingdom 09/06/2012 06:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Carefully?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 26584823 United Kingdom 11/01/2012 08:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? Carefully? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22481746
Aman User ID: 18120924 United States 11/01/2012 09:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? How do vampires shave when they can't see themselves in the mirror??? There must be a vampire expert out there who knows the answer to this one!!!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18274748 the living cannot see a vampire in a mirror but who ever said a vampire cannot see themselves in it? perhaps the mirror doesn't reflect their image because it is an analogy for the fact they are dead.
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