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Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!

 
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Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Hardwood floor!

Some kind of weird chemical stain left a pattern!

It was him for sure!

Wig and all!

His whole face, neck up just like on the $$$!!!

It took me a minute to recognize him, he'd aged a lot!

What's up with this shit guys?! I know you all see the faces too!!!

You've said so!!!

YOU SEE THE FACES!!?!!

invisinana
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06/20/2012 07:14 PM
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lay off the drugs lady
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
lay off the drugs lady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18303146



Shut up! Cocksucking Aussie!

You give the rest of you fuckers a bad name!

Some of you are okay, hell there's even a chick from NZ on here that I approve of!!!

Only because she's got balls of steel and YOU DON'T!

Slut.
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lay off the drugs lady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18303146



Shut up! Cocksucking Aussie!

You give the rest of you fuckers a bad name!

Some of you are okay, hell there's even a chick from NZ on here that I approve of!!!

Only because she's got balls of steel and YOU DON'T!

Slut.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


suck my dick you trollop
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06/20/2012 07:32 PM

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suck my dick you trollop
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Hey fuck you guy! Fuck you!

wtfshockawe
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06/20/2012 07:41 PM
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WOW they are really starting to come out of the woodwork lately rockon....
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06/26/2012 02:14 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
hey, i thought because i had a platinum account i could send you a personal message, but it keeps saying 'for upgraded members only.'

anyhoo. i had a story for you. i think it would amuse, but, no way i am going to share it WWW.

hopefully when i pay for my account next month i can access your PM. and that is not a come on, i know better. :P

but it IS a good story.
worth my weight in squirrels.
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06/26/2012 02:21 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Yea Op, I see that type stuff alot and remember back in 93 I found a moth on my screen door and the set of little wings on it had that very common and in absolute detailed head shot of the very common painting of jesus on it.

I mean the face,hair,eyes and all were there and very easily seen, I put it in a glass jar and had it for sometime and it eventually just started to fall apart but I did show many friends and they couldnt believe it either
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06/26/2012 02:22 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
i saw abe lincoln in my toilet

i saw g washington in the clouds
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06/26/2012 02:22 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Hey Mo, i've seen Jesus, and all manner of things in wood; it's the grain! It plays tricks with you.
Cool that you see em too!

Peace,
Bennu
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lay off the drugs lady
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1rof1
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06/26/2012 02:29 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Heart Pine flooring will cure all that Mr. Obvious. Best not to look at it.

p.s. What kind of chemicals are you spilling? If you have a meth-lab outside of a WalMart, I am disappointed in your "stealth/plausible deny-ability abilities"(sp?)....lol.
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06/26/2012 02:31 AM
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^^^^(I can't spell...lol)^^^^
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Jesus said even the stones have spirits...
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07/03/2012 03:43 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Hardwood floor!

Some kind of weird chemical stain left a pattern!

It was him for sure!

Wig and all!

His whole face, neck up just like on the $$$!!!

It took me a minute to recognize him, he'd aged a lot!

What's up with this shit guys?! I know you all see the faces too!!!

You've said so!!!

YOU SEE THE FACES!!?!!

:invisinana:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Did he have wooden teeth?
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07/03/2012 03:46 AM
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Jesus said even the stones have spirits...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18635423


He listened to The Stones?!

rockon
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07/03/2012 03:51 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Thats nothing, the other day i saw george washingtons face in my wallet.
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lay off the drugs lady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18303146



Shut up! Cocksucking Aussie!

You give the rest of you fuckers a bad name!

Some of you are okay, hell there's even a chick from NZ on here that I approve of!!!

Only because she's got balls of steel and YOU DON'T!

Slut.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I know this is a whole joke topic, but coupled with replies like this, you make a fucking disgraceful forum admin.
Rumour has it that I was not born,
I just walked in one frosty morn',
Into the vision of some vacant mind.

---

Damn! You always treat me like a mountain, stranger.
Though I have never seen your shadows or fading lights,
I’m just a rock that you’ll be picking up through all your ages,
Always believing there’s a canyon for every blind.
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In reality, no one can educate anyone else. Speeches, explanations and orders are useless
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07/03/2012 04:06 AM
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
lay off the drugs lady
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18303146



Shut up! Cocksucking Aussie!

You give the rest of you fuckers a bad name!

Some of you are okay, hell there's even a chick from NZ on here that I approve of!!!

Only because she's got balls of steel and YOU DON'T!

Slut.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious



:humerus1:
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
There was a lady in the church that I use to go to way back when that was always bring stuff in because of things she would see.Had some candle wax a number of times.Could see Gods face or mary holding jesus in her lap or jesus's eyes looking at here.Guess I didnt believe deep enough or something.I could never see anything but melted wax.
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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
Hardwood floor!

Some kind of weird chemical stain left a pattern!

It was him for sure!

Wig and all!

His whole face, neck up just like on the $$$!!!

It took me a minute to recognize him, he'd aged a lot!

What's up with this shit guys?! I know you all see the faces too!!!

You've said so!!!

YOU SEE THE FACES!!?!!

:invisinana:
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Oddly enough, I just saw The Trix rabbit in my scrotum wrinkles!! It's like we're experiencing the same thing!!!

TIMMAY!!!!
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07/03/2012 04:25 AM
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This is fucking precious. I can't sleep for shit so I decide to do some "doomtarding" and I log on and read Mister Obvious saw George Fucking Washington in his kitchen wood floor. This is GREAT!! bonghit
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07/03/2012 04:27 AM

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Re: Holy shit, I just saw George Washington in the wood of my kitchen floor!
I saw Michael Jacksons face the other day shortly after taking a dump.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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07/03/2012 04:28 AM
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I saw Michael Jacksons face the other day shortly after taking a dump.
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How old are you, he might have been trying to touch your junk
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I saw Michael Jacksons face the other day shortly after taking a dump.
 Quoting: Face Palmer


How old are you, he might have been trying to touch your junk
 Quoting: Doommincus Maximus


rofl
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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