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Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'

 
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Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
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Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.

A mob of vicious Leprechauns are carrying out punishment beatings in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: 'It was a bunch of leprechauns.'
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cmon where the fuck are ya guiness tards? eh? eh? scared to death even to hear the word!!! bunhc of see you next tuesdays
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]

Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.

A mob of vicious Leprechauns are carrying out punishment beatings in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims.

The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar.

Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands.

When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: 'It was a bunch of leprechauns.'
 Quoting: SheldonCooper


ahhh good old leprechaun beating.. he must of been an asshole.. last time i caught a leprechaun he wanted to fight so i just bit his ear and from then on he started calling me master and granted wishes for me for a while.. i wonder what happened to the little fucker??
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06/22/2012 07:47 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Sounds like something from the novel 'The Wanderers'
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
What was he thinking? a brit dancing with an Irish girl sheeesh. He lucky they didnt drop a small bomb up his butt
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Someone forget to close the door to another dimension?popcorn
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
It was just a guinness drinking choir. Irish.
Rumour has it that I was not born,
I just walked in one frosty morn',
Into the vision of some vacant mind.

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Damn! You always treat me like a mountain, stranger.
Though I have never seen your shadows or fading lights,
I’m just a rock that you’ll be picking up through all your ages,
Always believing there’s a canyon for every blind.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Someone forget to close the door to another dimension?popcorn
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18137917


applause
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06/22/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good for the leprechauns!

I wonder what that drunk said or did to provoke them!
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SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

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06/22/2012 08:00 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
ha haaarr ha haaarr!

don't be messing with the little peoplelolsign
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
not one EIREtard......theyre fuckin frieghtend of these things
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06/22/2012 08:18 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good for the leprechauns!

I wonder what that drunk said or did to provoke them!
:patlgh222:
 Quoting: natasha77


did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Sounds like something from the novel 'The Wanderers'
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Sounds like something from "The onion"
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
I would have fucked up all of those damn leprechauns and never felt better about beating little people.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good for the leprechauns!

I wonder what that drunk said or did to provoke them!
patlgh222
 Quoting: natasha77


did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1462511


yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU!
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
The best part of all this...is the small imprints left on his skin, about 1 to 1 1/2 inches in diameter on his legs.

Last Edited by Ripples of Entropy on 06/22/2012 08:28 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good for the leprechauns!

I wonder what that drunk said or did to provoke them!
patlgh222
 Quoting: natasha77


did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1462511


yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU!
 Quoting: natasha77


5a danced with the wrong garl ya know?5a
You can grow ideas, in the garden of your MIND.
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06/22/2012 08:37 AM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good grief, it appears the Daily Mail isn't even trying to be a real newspaper anymore.

poop
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good for the leprechauns!

I wonder what that drunk said or did to provoke them!
patlgh222
 Quoting: natasha77


did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1462511


yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU!
 Quoting: natasha77


5a danced with the wrong garl ya know?5a
 Quoting: theundead


Lionel Fanthorpe has been on Coast to Coast talking about leprechauns, and he's got some stories!!
According to him, they do materialize from time to time. Lol
Watch out for them huggers!
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU!
 Quoting: natasha77


lmao

I can't beleive I've come along this far in life without ever having come across that yet.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Falling into green chairs while highly intoxicated doesn't pass for leprechauns.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
bump
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Stay away from me fuckin lucky charms!
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Good grief, it appears the Daily Mail isn't even trying to be a real newspaper anymore.

poop
 Quoting: Ilana


where they ever?
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
FAKE STORY
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06/22/2012 08:24 PM
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
those little fuckers. bahahaha.

lmao
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
maybe he ask were was the pot of gold?
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Next time we won't go so fuckin' easy on him, aye?
'Magically Delicious'
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
Everybody knows leprechauns have pointy, bristly beards.
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Re: Man left bloodied and screaming in pain after attack by 'bunch of leprechauns'
meth is one hell of a drug





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