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Anonymous Coward User ID: 3420291 United States 06/22/2012 07:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.dailymail.co.uk] Quoting: SheldonCooper Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace. A mob of vicious Leprechauns are carrying out punishment beatings in and around the city of Seattle, according to a man who claims to be one of their latest victims. The pint-sized brutes were allegedly hopping mad after catching the man dancing with the wrong girl at a Belltown bar. Officers arrived at the scene of a bar fight to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain with his head held in his hands. When officers asked who had attacked him, the man replied: 'It was a bunch of leprechauns.' ahhh good old leprechaun beating.. he must of been an asshole.. last time i caught a leprechaun he wanted to fight so i just bit his ear and from then on he started calling me master and granted wishes for me for a while.. i wonder what happened to the little fucker?? |
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Arctica User ID: 16003840 United Kingdom 06/22/2012 07:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It was just a guinness drinking choir. Irish. Rumour has it that I was not born, I just walked in one frosty morn', Into the vision of some vacant mind. --- Damn! You always treat me like a mountain, stranger. Though I have never seen your shadows or fading lights, I’m just a rock that you’ll be picking up through all your ages, Always believing there’s a canyon for every blind. |
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natasha77 User ID: 18392418 United States 06/22/2012 08:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know. yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU! SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
Blue Dresden User ID: 17484906 United States 06/22/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The best part of all this...is the small imprints left on his skin, about 1 to 1 1/2 inches in diameter on his legs. Last Edited by Ripples of Entropy on 06/22/2012 08:28 AM |
theundead User ID: 17973899 Germany 06/22/2012 08:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know. yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU! danced with the wrong garl ya know? You can grow ideas, in the garden of your MIND. |
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natasha77 User ID: 18392418 United States 06/22/2012 08:38 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | did you even read the fucking story???? no, or else you would know. yes I did, your assholiness, I read it. Those critters have sharp teeth and watch out, they're coming after YOU! danced with the wrong garl ya know? Lionel Fanthorpe has been on Coast to Coast talking about leprechauns, and he's got some stories!! According to him, they do materialize from time to time. Lol Watch out for them huggers! SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY! I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour. |
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