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Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart

 
calin

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Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart
MONTICELLO, Ky. (CBS Cleveland) — Better be careful the next time you want to use the bathroom at a Walmart.

Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.

WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.

The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off. [link to cleveland.cbslocal.com]
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06/23/2012 12:36 PM
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MONTICELLO, Ky. (CBS Cleveland) — Better be careful the next time you want to use the bathroom at a Walmart.

Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.

WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.

The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off. [link to cleveland.cbslocal.com]
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The shame you must feel when your in that "position" must be huuuugeee...how do you even call 911 and say something like this ? Wouldnt they first think its a prank call ?...im glued to the toilet seat please rescue me !!...haha damn
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MONTICELLO, Ky. (CBS Cleveland) — Better be careful the next time you want to use the bathroom at a Walmart.

Police were called to the store in Monticello, Ky., because a woman was glued to the toilet seat.

WLEX-TV reports that woman was stuck for more than an hour on the toilet because the seat was covered in super glue.

The unidentified woman was taken to the hospital after emergency responders were able to get her off. [link to cleveland.cbslocal.com]
 Quoting: calin


The shame you must feel when your in that "position" must be huuuugeee...how do you even call 911 and say something like this ? Wouldnt they first think its a prank call ?...im glued to the toilet seat please rescue me !!...haha damn
 Quoting: d 4371304


I don't know. I don't shop at Walmart, but I do think the people in the Walmart videos are a crack up!
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06/23/2012 12:39 PM
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06/23/2012 12:41 PM
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lmao slow today!

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06/23/2012 12:44 PM
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This is a sure sign that the US is going to hell in a hand basket.
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06/23/2012 12:46 PM

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Have any of you ever used Super Glue? It starts drying pretty damned quickly! I have a hard time believing the Home Depot & Wal-Mart claims, someone would have to almost literally come out of the stall right before you go in, and then NOT bother to look at the seat before you sit down???
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Have any of you ever used Super Glue? It starts drying pretty damned quickly! I have a hard time believing the Home Depot & Wal-Mart claims, someone would have to almost literally come out of the stall right before you go in, and then NOT bother to look at the seat before you sit down???
 Quoting: milehighmike


Ding, ding, ding!!! We have a winner! Staged for lawsuit to follow. I have never used the stuff without getting it everywhere and it drying before I get it up.
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18345296


haha - I didn't see those! And, when I typed in the title, nothing showed as a repeat thread title.
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06/23/2012 05:23 PM
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lmao americansbanana2
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lmao americansbanana2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17996046


I suppose they have super glue in Canada. What about Walmarts? "Special" people go to Walmarts!
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06/23/2012 05:58 PM
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Re: Woman Super Glued To Toilet Seat Inside Kentucky Walmart
Victim must be one filthy slobber jobber if she doesn't give a damn where her fatty jello ass plops down. I just did a walmart dump yesterday and checked the seat before coating the lid with poopy paper.

I know, disgusting, just like this story.

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