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So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!

 
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So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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clappa
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
At my 20th high school reunion, some of the girls, well women, looked better than they did in high school. The enhancement of maturation, I suppose.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
The greatest thing about it was seeing their hollow expressions while trying desperately to make excuses for their saggy bodies -- ("I've had kids", "My medication", -- or the best "My husband left me" LOL!).

Nothing but excuse after excuse, while my wife had a baby, with natural childberth, went to a pre-natal nutritionist, and exercised both her mind AND body during pregnancy.

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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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Pics or it never happened.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
The greatest thing about it was seeing their hollow expressions while trying desperately to make excuses for their saggy bodies -- ("I've had kids", "My medication", -- or the best "My husband left me" LOL!).

Nothing but excuse after excuse, while my wife had a baby, with natural childberth, went to a pre-natal nutritionist, and exercised both her mind AND body during pregnancy.

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"childbirth"

applause
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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Pics or it never happened.
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Oh absolutely! No way I'd miss that opportunity! I've a nice collection of pics. I'll make a few edits to protect the innocent, and post some of them to my photo dump in a little bit... I promise.

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Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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I've now earned that right. Besides, doing this on the internet, doesn't hurt anyone personally, unlike their vapid actions in high school. Thanks for your opinion though...
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
20 year high school reunion means only around 38 years old...these women should be at their peak in looks and attractiveness.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Why is it Karma? Because they didn't lay down and spread em for you back in high school, they deserve to suffer now? Just because you thought a girl was hot, doesn't mean she had to drop her pants on the spot for you. Just be happy for your good fortune and be a kinder person to others.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
20 year high school reunion means only around 38 years old...these women should be at their peak in looks and attractiveness.
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Yup you'd think, wouldn't you?

However, it's a rare sight today witnessing a late 30s Primma Donna who isn't haggard from the life they led in their teens and 20s.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Harpoon any o them whales?? Eh? Eh?
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
how they hell can you still remember high school 20 years later?, i wouldnt know who the fuck anyone was,I couldnt name one teacher and i only remember the people i remained friends with to this day.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Why is it Karma? Because they didn't lay down and spread em for you back in high school, they deserve to suffer now? Just because you thought a girl was hot, doesn't mean she had to drop her pants on the spot for you. Just be happy for your good fortune and be a kinder person to others.
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Do you think I've given you every single detail? Think again!

Let's just say they were mean, vile, and just overall terrible human beings in high school. So, YES, it's karma in the best possible way!
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
how they hell can you still remember high school 20 years later?, i wouldnt know who the fuck anyone was,I couldnt name one teacher and i only remember the people i remained friends with to this day.
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Well, I didn't do drugs in high school...probably helped me a bit.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
I found that to be true as well....the hotties looked all used up and the plain Jane's had gotten...prettier!

(or maybe I've gotten older and am not as discriminating as I once was.)

40th reunion this year.....don't want to go...but my wife's going to make me..

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Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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Pics or it never happened.
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We want before and after! Its ok to cover the faces unless they look like bull dogs just cover the eyes!
hf
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
LOL! Karma is so fucking sweet!

I was a nerdy, skinny guy....into computers with few friends, and even fewer dates. Definitely no chance with the "hotties".

I now have a thin, very pretty, intelligent wife who teaches part-time at our local Junior College, and can still wears a bikini at the pool.

I have a 9 year old daughter who's more interested in science and riding her bike than wearing make-up.

And I have a computer consulting job -- working from home, comfortable, 6-figure income, and laughing at those stuck-up fat cow bitches who were once so "beautiful" on the outside, while lacking the most basic of human traits -- humility and respect for your fellow man.

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It always happens that way. At the ten year reunion, the former hotties were fatties, and the former wall flowers were so attractive.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
I found that to be true as well....the hotties looked all used up and the plain Jane's had gotten...prettier!

(or maybe I've gotten older and am not as discriminating as I once was.)

40th reunion this year.....don't want to go...but my wife's going to make me..

Peace
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Go! Now is YOUR time to shine. Parade around with your chin held high, laughing with your wife, and a smirk everytime you walk by one of those plastic people.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Lol it only took two years for the hot girls in my high school to become fat ugly pigs lmao
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
20 year high school reunion means only around 38 years old...these women should be at their peak in looks and attractiveness.
 Quoting: Ron W 812854


Yup you'd think, wouldn't you?

However, it's a rare sight today witnessing a late 30s Primma Donna who isn't haggard from the life they led in their teens and 20s.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10295009


But being 60, 38 seems...young, firm and filled out nicely. A little thickness is good I think.
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Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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Amen.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Good for you. It sounds like you have a wonderful family, and a great life. I had a good personality and was well-liked in highschool, but was not super popular. I made good grades. I was a Christian, and didn't party or sleep around, or do drugs. You had to do those things in order to be on top. I'm the same size I was in high school, but most of the girls I've seen have gained a good 50 or more pounds. I have a loving and devoted husband and we're worship leaders together, a gorgeous daughter and am a journalist like I always watned to be. Most of them married the self-centered popular guys from highschool, and are now single moms working as waitresses.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Harpoon any o them whales?? Eh? Eh?
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yak

I wouldn't even do it with your harpoon.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Good for you. It sounds like you have a wonderful family, and a great life. I had a good personality and was well-liked in highschool, but was not super popular. I made good grades. I was a Christian, and didn't party or sleep around, or do drugs. You had to do those things in order to be on top. I'm the same size I was in high school, but most of the girls I've seen have gained a good 50 or more pounds. I have a loving and devoted husband and we're worship leaders together, a gorgeous daughter and am a journalist like I always watned to be. Most of them married the self-centered popular guys from highschool, and are now single moms working as waitresses.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Kewl

Now you're a superficial narcissist too.
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Amen.
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Yes, I'm posting a bunch of ones and zeros on a message forum, not naming names, or spitting on faces -- exactly what they did to everyone who wasn't in their "circle" in school, right?
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
The inside becomes the outside. I do know some ugly people that have been ugly their whole life though. It's like their ugliness made them ugly on the inside and then it just got worse.

The excuse making is funny as hell, their inability to face reality is what's keeping them trapped in fat low esteem hell.
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Re: So, I recently had my 20 yr High School Reunion...LOL @ the former "hot" girls who became BEHEMOTH LAND WHALES!
Now, you're stuck-up fucking nerdy boy.

And this makes you different from them, how?

Ever hear of boomerang karma.

It bites you in the ass.

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