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Took One for TEAM GLP Tonight.. Tried BATH SALTS for the First Time!

 
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.

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Lol,

Stickem in your butt.
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Whatever? This nasty rash on my tate has complety cured and I feel rejuvinated! Don't Belive the Hype! When used in a responsible manner, I feel that bath salts could actually help, instead of hinder mankind.
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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for one actual bath salts you put in your bath wouldnt do shit

and as well im sure if you put the actual "bath salts" drug as peopel are calling into your bath it wouldnt do shit either
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for one actual bath salts you put in your bath wouldnt do shit

and as well im sure if you put the actual "bath salts" drug as peopel are calling into your bath it wouldnt do shit either
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Are you inferring that my skin is not smoother and silkier after using cloud 9?
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zombies Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Have not even cracked open the jerky yet. Thinking this bath salt hysteria is something akin the salem witch hunt.
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Naked man in a tub visuals...thanks!

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Naked man in a tub visuals...thanks!

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Suddenly have the urge to EAT YOUR LIPS!
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I 1 stared the paid shill called hawk
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I 1 stared the paid shill called hawk
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uhoh
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Naked man in a tub visuals...thanks!

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Suddenly have the urge to EAT YOUR LIPS!
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NO MAN... THIS THREAD DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH SIRENS AND DOOM!

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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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That was fucking great.

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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
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Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
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the incense was a hoot too
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lmao That's some fuckin' good writing, Dude, seriously!

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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
 Quoting: Xerces


Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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Thanks for the laugh !!!!!!!!!!

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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


ltanabanana2 You had me going there for a while.

Nice piece of writing.
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You took a salt bath, best thing ever. If you want to test your zombie limits..apparently you need to smoke it, which common sense says probably not.
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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
 Quoting: Xerces


Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
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I was sort of content with just chilling out in a relaxing bath with the shit.. but if you think I should snort it, maybe I will have to let that ride tomorrow.. but for now.. just chilled beyond mother fucking belief.
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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fake and gay
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You have absolutely no sense of humor. The only thing that makes you smile is the thought of your fantasy boy Trayvon in the tub.

Seriously, lighten up. Or better yet, just go away.
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06/24/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: Took One for TEAM GLP Tonight.. Tried BATH SALTS for the First Time!
I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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fake and gay
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You have absolutely no sense of humor. The only thing that makes you smile is the thought of your fantasy boy Trayvon in the tub.

Seriously, lighten up. Or better yet, just go away.
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ummmm, no....make me, you ugly racist bitch :)
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06/25/2012 12:01 AM
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Re: Took One for TEAM GLP Tonight.. Tried BATH SALTS for the First Time!
My deep backside intel tells me that RoboPlow just took a bath salts enema. Fandango rangers down!