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Took One for TEAM GLP Tonight.. Tried BATH SALTS for the First Time!

 
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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
 Quoting: Xerces


Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
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putin
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lmao!!!, good one OP.

actually I remember getting bath salts as gifts when I was a kid, you know the walgreens gifts people would buy at the last minute, bath salts, bubble bath, soap ect...thank goodness I never used them lol.
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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
 Quoting: Xerces


Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295078


Lol, exactly the same thing I was thinking. Nothing worse then people who have no respect for entohogens.
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lmao!!!, good one OP.

actually I remember getting bath salts as gifts when I was a kid, you know the walgreens gifts people would buy at the last minute, bath salts, bubble bath, soap ect...thank goodness I never used them lol.
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Should have busted that stuff out in a bong, in highschool, at a party. You would probably be famous by now.
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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
 Quoting: Xerces


Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


I was sort of content with just chilling out in a relaxing bath with the shit.. but if you think I should snort it, maybe I will have to let that ride tomorrow.. but for now.. just chilled beyond mother fucking belief.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's also just like the spice they sell at the gas station. It's marketed as a incense or something of that nature, but you smoke it like weed and get a high.

I don't recommend it per say, but use it at your own discretion. That would be the only way to experience what these other people are if they are even using the salt alone.

My theory would be that they aren't disclosing the full details as usual. The media hypes up the salts, but it's probably a mix of salt and meth/coke/mdma. Cheap drugs sold on the street aren't pure and they use fillers to use less of their product to save money. IE...someone thinks they got a bargain on some coke, but it actually ended up being laced with ajax or some other terrible crap.
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Your retarded!
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Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


I was sort of content with just chilling out in a relaxing bath with the shit.. but if you think I should snort it, maybe I will have to let that ride tomorrow.. but for now.. just chilled beyond mother fucking belief.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's also just like the spice they sell at the gas station. It's marketed as a incense or something of that nature, but you smoke it like weed and get a high.

I don't recommend it per say, but use it at your own discretion. That would be the only way to experience what these other people are if they are even using the salt alone.

My theory would be that they aren't disclosing the full details as usual. The media hypes up the salts, but it's probably a mix of salt and meth/coke/mdma. Cheap drugs sold on the street aren't pure and they use fillers to use less of their product to save money. IE...someone thinks they got a bargain on some coke, but it actually ended up being laced with ajax or some other terrible crap.
 Quoting: Xerces


Serious question, do you think you could be my spirit guide, if I ever decided to jack the shit straight into my temple. i mean GO ALL OUT!
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lmao That's some fuckin' good writing, Dude, seriously!

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yeah!
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Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295078


Lol, exactly the same thing I was thinking. Nothing worse then people who have no respect for entohogens.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Well, it's like any drug on the market. You have those that use it in moderation, and those that abuse it. This is why you are carded when you try to buy a can of duster or glue at a chain store. People will abuse just about anything to experience something other then the norm.

Unfortunately, alcohol is legal and in most cases abused, leading to all kinds of problems. I don't understand why they won't just legalize pot and tax it. Maybe they are afraid their fear control tactics would fail and people would change for the better.
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It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


putin
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1295078


Lol, exactly the same thing I was thinking. Nothing worse then people who have no respect for entohogens.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Well, it's like any drug on the market. You have those that use it in moderation, and those that abuse it. This is why you are carded when you try to buy a can of duster or glue at a chain store. People will abuse just about anything to experience something other then the norm.

Unfortunately, alcohol is legal and in most cases abused, leading to all kinds of problems. I don't understand why they won't just legalize pot and tax it. Maybe they are afraid their fear control tactics would fail and people would change for the better.
 Quoting: Xerces


there are drugs and there are plant spirits.. seriously man. there is a difference.
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It's just like Salvia Divinorum. The smoke shops sell it as a "incense" and that is what the instructions say. Do you really burn it as an incense so you can enjoy the smell...no. You vaporize and light up to get your mind blown. Who in their right mind would pay $40 for a few grams of it?

That is how the companies get away with selling their drugs...by labeling and marketing them under different categories other then drugs. Of course the directions aren't going to tell you to snort it. It is "not for human consumption".
 Quoting: Xerces


I was sort of content with just chilling out in a relaxing bath with the shit.. but if you think I should snort it, maybe I will have to let that ride tomorrow.. but for now.. just chilled beyond mother fucking belief.
 Quoting: Hawk-02


It's also just like the spice they sell at the gas station. It's marketed as a incense or something of that nature, but you smoke it like weed and get a high.

I don't recommend it per say, but use it at your own discretion. That would be the only way to experience what these other people are if they are even using the salt alone.

My theory would be that they aren't disclosing the full details as usual. The media hypes up the salts, but it's probably a mix of salt and meth/coke/mdma. Cheap drugs sold on the street aren't pure and they use fillers to use less of their product to save money. IE...someone thinks they got a bargain on some coke, but it actually ended up being laced with ajax or some other terrible crap.
 Quoting: Xerces


Serious question, do you think you could be my spirit guide, if I ever decided to jack the shit straight into my temple. i mean GO ALL OUT!
 Quoting: Hawk-02


Ewww....no syringes.

xerces-6

I can't even get out of my body willingly after trying all forms of meditation, all the audio beats, and recommended techniques, sorry.
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You ain't sleeping for days, lol.
I was just hanging out with a bud tonight who told me he's done it plenty of times.

He said he bought 12 grams for $550 once.

Was up for 7 days before he started hallucinating and decided to finally sleep.

He also said he had some creative insight -- cut up his electric heating blanket and turned his area rug into a heated rug! Ahaha.
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there are drugs and there are plant spirits.. seriously man. there is a difference.
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Yea yea...but the government sees them all as drugs. I'm all for organics like shrooms and cannabis. However, the charges are still the same if you are caught with synthetics or organics, depending on what class drug they are.

Like Dimethyltryptamine is considered a Schedule 1 drug, as well as Lysergic acid diethylamide. One organic...one semisynthetic.

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You ain't sleeping for days, lol.
I was just hanging out with a bud tonight who told me he's done it plenty of times.

He said he bought 12 grams for $550 once.

Was up for 7 days before he started hallucinating and decided to finally sleep.

He also said he had some creative insight -- cut up his electric heating blanket and turned his area rug into a heated rug! Ahaha.
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Was his skin smoother?
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Okay I'll admit, despite my dislike of the RPer known as Hawk, this was well done and made me laugh.

Bravo sir.
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Okay I'll admit, despite my dislike of the RPer known as Hawk, this was well done and made me laugh.

Bravo sir.
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Whats an Rper?
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Okay I'll admit, despite my dislike of the RPer known as Hawk, this was well done and made me laugh.

Bravo sir.
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Whats an Rper?
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Roleplayer?
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Isnt that like the threes company landlords??
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Isnt that like the threes company landlords??
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why wasn't this pinned !!!!

back in the day before I retired as mod, we would never let vital info like this go unpinned !!!
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why wasn't this pinned !!!!

back in the day before I retired as mod, we would never let vital info like this go unpinned !!!
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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fake and gay
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You have absolutely no sense of humor. The only thing that makes you smile is the thought of your fantasy boy Trayvon in the tub.

Seriously, lighten up. Or better yet, just go away.
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ummmm, no....make me, you ugly racist bitch :)
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So far every thread tonight has an AussieTard flipping his dumbshit lips. You guys continue to prove my point non stop.
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there are a few new rc,s out that are legal for now
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
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clappa

SHIN THIS PIT!!! the people need to know this shit!!!! thank you very much Hawk, very informative. This means that TPTB have infiltrated GLP and don't want us to use bath salts and become relaxed rash free citizens who listen to yanni in the tub... the people need to know before it is too late!!!
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Your first couple of sentences gave you away...there are no more full-sevices gas stations...at least none that I've seen in the past couple of decades! lol.
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Dude, you're playing with fire!

Listening to Yanni always gives me a pronounced urge to rip flesh from bone!
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You need to ingest or snort it and come back with an update. This is what causes the people to supposedly go crazy...
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Did not read anything on the bottle about that.
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"off-label" use. wink
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I pulled into the Sunocco Mart, gruff and tired from a lonng days work. I pull up to the nearest pump and say to the attendeant "Ten of Regular, my good man". I heard the pump clumsily insert into my vehicle as i was walking into the mini mart in search for my goods.

Beef Jerky was easy to locate, a nice think dried up ground of grisltle, extra spicey. Figure this might come in handy if i had the urge.. THE URGE for FLESH. Ordered me a pack of American Spirits Organic from the clerk. A young indian woman who would not look me straight in the eyes. Or maybe it was my eyes that were divirted as I asked....

"Where do you keep your Bath Salts"? I felt like some sort of dirty animal asking that question, like a common criminal and potential flesh eatin monster.

She slowly reached below the counter and pulled out a small unintersting container. Not what I expected.. with the name "Cloud 9" written across the pacaging. I thought to myself "cloud 9, maybe this is not as bad as the shills on GLP say" and I eagerly pay for my meerchandise.

Walk back out to my car, and give the gas monkey a 10, and tell him to keep the change, as I duked my way into my car and blasted off home, anxious, sweaty, anticipating my new purchase.

Home. YES. I am apprehensive, yet eager to try out this new expeirence in my life.. I have been through a lot in these 38 years.... this is just one more thing to add to my reseume. Good or bad I have allready made the choice to go through with it.. I close the blinds and lock the doors.

Bath Salts. Its time. I light my candles... and play some yanni on my ghetto blaster I staged in the bathroom. The bath is runnnin... a pleasant luke warm water begins to fill the unused tub.
( its been hot here, don't want it too hot)

As the vessel is filling, I open my container of "cloud 9" and read teh instructions. No problem.

I draw the tub water and add the Bath Salts. Lights off, jsut the flickering of candles and yanni on the system. I place one warning toe in, and feeling satisified, yet heart beating I take teh plunge!

I soaked for an hour. I have to say that I was very surprised by the results of this chemical. I was relaxed... I felt in control, yet lucid. The music flowed through me... and good thoughts came easy. Deep breathes. An over all incredible expierence!!! Never had the urge to attack someone, although as other reports, I did enjoy being naked.

As a footnote, my skin feels softer and smoother.. i would try this expeirence again.
 Quoting: Hawk-02

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