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Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?

 
Anonymous Coward
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06/25/2012 06:36 PM
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Window washing . You can learn it how to do properly in a day . I used to work with my own car and tools - company gives you %50 to %40 from the jobs . If you do good job you get tips sometimes as large as $25 and you can always get your own clients as the word gets around and sometimes neighbors see you and come up to you for an estimate . I didn't like this job but you can make over $200 depending from jobs and your willing to work hard . The best was gutter cleaning but that for the most part starts in late summer . I could clean gutters in half hour and it costs $50 per lever .
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06/25/2012 06:49 PM
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Sit on the street corner and beg for money. Works great.

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Ask any fucktard Occupy Wall Streeter ....


hobo-hankering
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06/25/2012 06:54 PM
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Hahaaaa!! Good pic!
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06/25/2012 06:56 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
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Sit on the street corner and beg for money. Works great.

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Ask any fucktard Occupy Wall Streeter ....


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It is Scott, how are you man, still occupying, lolpeace
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06/25/2012 07:17 PM
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I do a few things, I make clay jewerly and sell it on etsy, and also paper beads, I sell 20 beads for 3 dollars and the paper costs 20 cents, people buy them up, I also base my jewerly off of the game world of warcraft and sell that for 12.00 bucks, those cost about 3 dollars to make, they also sells like crazy.

I use the website etsy.com and its only 20 cents a listing and it stays up for months.

here is a link to photos of the stuff I sold, made around 150.00 and spent a total of 20 dollars in supplies.

[link to s1086.photobucket.com]
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06/25/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
Yes definitely yard work
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I have considered doing yard work for folks, however my only yard equipment is a POS lawnmower and a electric weed eater that rarely works, as i have much exp in landscaping i would love to do this but simply do not have the tools needed.
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06/25/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
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Need ideas folks, legal idea's that is. Fire away please.

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Smear on the shoe polish and apply for Food Stamps.



:we-accept-food-s:
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LMFAO
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06/25/2012 07:21 PM
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Do some baking take it to the country market and sell it.


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06/25/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
I do a few things, I make clay jewerly and sell it on etsy, and also paper beads, I sell 20 beads for 3 dollars and the paper costs 20 cents, people buy them up, I also base my jewerly off of the game world of warcraft and sell that for 12.00 bucks, those cost about 3 dollars to make, they also sells like crazy.

I use the website etsy.com and its only 20 cents a listing and it stays up for months.

here is a link to photos of the stuff I sold, made around 150.00 and spent a total of 20 dollars in supplies.

[link to s1086.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


Not fair because you actually have skill!!
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06/25/2012 07:25 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
Sell a child (one of yours).

A low range 'adoption' can earn you several thousand dollars. If its a baby, then you can possibly earn up to $100,000 dollars.
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06/25/2012 07:25 PM
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Get out of your scratcher !!!
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
Do some baking take it to the country market and sell it.


hf
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Not in the USA. It is illegal and you will not only get ticketed and fined, you may actually get handcuffed, tasered and then pepper sprayed too.
"My Dog, its full of fleas!"
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GooliaJulia

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06/25/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
I do a few things, I make clay jewerly and sell it on etsy, and also paper beads, I sell 20 beads for 3 dollars and the paper costs 20 cents, people buy them up, I also base my jewerly off of the game world of warcraft and sell that for 12.00 bucks, those cost about 3 dollars to make, they also sells like crazy.

I use the website etsy.com and its only 20 cents a listing and it stays up for months.

here is a link to photos of the stuff I sold, made around 150.00 and spent a total of 20 dollars in supplies.

[link to s1086.photobucket.com]
 Quoting: GooliaJulia


Not fair because you actually have skill!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326993


Aww, thank you but its really not that hard, you get a lump of clay smooth it into a rock type shape and you just carve a number 6 in it, then you bake it for 15 minutes then you add blue clay into it then bake it again, then just spray it with sealer and your done, for the paper beads you just cut paper into a long triangle shape, roll it up then cover it with nail polish or mod podge dimension magic, that's it.

the staff pic did take practice though, but after a few tries it gets easy.
Sheep the moon
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06/25/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
Well, maybe for you it's easy. Nice!
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06/25/2012 07:44 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
house sitting

babysitting

dog walking

lawn work

odd jobs

day labor jobs (show up, get chosen, work, paid same day)

Sunday newspaper delivery

donating blood plasma

donating sperm (if a male)

hold garage sales (sell baked goods and soda pop/water too)
GooliaJulia

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06/25/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
ok, really this person rolls white clay into balls and stamps letters on them, sells them for 18 bucks, its not that hard, clay cost 2 dollars and the stamps cost 3 bucks, really this is a good place to make money.

you can practically sell anything on this site, trust me. give it a shot.

this is not my etsy account, just showing you how easy it is to make money.


[link to www.etsy.com (secure)]

[link to www.etsy.com]

Last Edited by M.A.G.E on 06/25/2012 08:41 PM
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06/25/2012 08:43 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
you might have to live in your car or sleep outside....
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07/04/2012 01:29 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
videotape children yelling at you, post on internet, get donations
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2844344


lol...was she lucky or what? I heard that she's going to give some to charity. Dumb. Some people running charities make $400,000 a year.
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07/04/2012 01:38 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
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Need ideas folks, legal idea's that is. Fire away please.

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Smear on the shoe polish and apply for Food Stamps.



:we-accept-food-s:
 Quoting: Borat Sagdiyev


Years ago i was told no on the food stamps because i think i was to white(true story)was in cali at the time.

Asked why i didnt have a job,told the bitch because no jobs aval.the bitch acted like because im white i shouldnt get help.
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Come to Oregon. We are nearly all white and nearly all of us have EBT.
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07/04/2012 01:45 PM
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Re: Quickest way to make money if your unemployed?
Go on Fiverrr and write articles or something.

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