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Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet

 
Never close your glottis
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Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
straining to defecate or pass gas, they close their glottises to force an excretion. This draws a lot of blood away from the heart. BAM - that's when it happens.

NEVER close your glottis. That includes holding your breath when you're picking up heavy items. NEVER NEVER NEVER.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Yeah. Ask Elvis about that.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
straining to defecate or pass gas, they close their glottises to force an excretion. This draws a lot of blood away from the heart. BAM - that's when it happens.

NEVER close your glottis. That includes holding your breath when you're picking up heavy items. NEVER NEVER NEVER.
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Whats a glottis?
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
you should tell us what the glottis is.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
you should tell us what the glottis is.
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Ever heard of Wikipedia or Google?
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06/28/2012 12:59 AM
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Eat some Fiber you wont need to strain
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
glottis maximus? how do poop?
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
What is Wikipedia and what is Google?
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
What is Wikipedia and what is Google?
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I think they are machines created by al gore or was that the interwebs?
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
straining to defecate or pass gas, they close their glottises to force an excretion. This draws a lot of blood away from the heart. BAM - that's when it happens.

NEVER close your glottis. That includes holding your breath when you're picking up heavy items. NEVER NEVER NEVER.
 Quoting: Never close your glottis 18439979


Because they were heart broken. Here I sit broken hearted came to shit but only farted!


cruise
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Yeah because that's when we open up and connect the most spiritually with the earth. We open our "O" rings and make an offering...like giving back to the neighborhood.

I heard all the poop from the ISS gets put into a trash module then later gets ejected and burns up in the earth's atmosphere. Giving back being part of that theme.

1rof1
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
I'm not going out like that.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Yeah. Ask Elvis about that.
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Yep, that's why they call it," Going Elvis".
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06/28/2012 02:31 AM
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Yeah. Ask Elvis about that.
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dude
Elvis ain't dead
he's flipping burgers
in Detroit and weighs
350 lbs with diabetes
and high blood pressure.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
you should tell us what the glottis is.
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a rapper in Jersey
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
you should tell us what the glottis is.
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a rapper in Jersey
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Elvis is a rapper in Jersey?? I thought he was in Detroit.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
you should tell us what the glottis is.
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a rapper in Jersey
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Elvis is a rapper in Jersey?? I thought he was in Detroit.
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No, who's on first ?
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06/28/2012 02:52 AM
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
He said glottis.

*laughs like Beavis and Butthead*
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
also happened to Catherine the great. Her servants found her dying in the shitter.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Thanks for the warning.

Do we close our glottis too when we get stressed and forget to breathe?

Or is this something that only happens when straining?
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Then why does the valsalva maneuver (look that up) slow down and steady your heartbeat if you are suffering from tachycardia, fast heartbeat. These people probably weren't that healthy if they were constipated enough to die pushing.

I am a biology major, and can tell you strokes are caused by blood clots. Sitting on your butt too much can cause clots. Hemherroids and other problems associated with bowel dysfunction can lead to a stroke. Glottis has nothing to do with it.
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
BAN TOILETS
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
Not just that, but the vagus nerve goes right through your asshole. If a dried out constipated log presses on that for too long your heart will fucking stop!
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Re: Many people die of heart attacks or strokes while sitting on the toilet
YOU COULD DIE FROM GOING TO THE TOILET!

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