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Anonymous Coward User ID: 16416764 Australia 06/28/2012 12:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | straining to defecate or pass gas, they close their glottises to force an excretion. This draws a lot of blood away from the heart. BAM - that's when it happens. Quoting: Never close your glottis 18439979 NEVER close your glottis. That includes holding your breath when you're picking up heavy items. NEVER NEVER NEVER. Whats a glottis? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14835172 United States 06/28/2012 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | straining to defecate or pass gas, they close their glottises to force an excretion. This draws a lot of blood away from the heart. BAM - that's when it happens. Quoting: Never close your glottis 18439979 NEVER close your glottis. That includes holding your breath when you're picking up heavy items. NEVER NEVER NEVER. Because they were heart broken. Here I sit broken hearted came to shit but only farted! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18719881 United States 06/28/2012 01:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah because that's when we open up and connect the most spiritually with the earth. We open our "O" rings and make an offering...like giving back to the neighborhood. I heard all the poop from the ISS gets put into a trash module then later gets ejected and burns up in the earth's atmosphere. Giving back being part of that theme. |
Debauchery User ID: 15455863 United States 06/28/2012 01:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm not going out like that. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 18723996 United States 06/28/2012 03:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I am a biology major, and can tell you strokes are caused by blood clots. Sitting on your butt too much can cause clots. Hemherroids and other problems associated with bowel dysfunction can lead to a stroke. Glottis has nothing to do with it. |
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