Aliens implanted a chip in my penis

you're a sick mother fucker

who are you calling a sick mother fucker? You seem like a deuche bag

try spell check asshole

Smells like a corn chip.

Rex, why did you interrupt 10278's conversation with 10278?

probably did it to increase your size as they felt sorry for you.

"Rex, why did you interrupt 10278's conversation with 10278?"

He was talking with his penis.

10278
Your implant should be disable as a result of static electricity caused by frictional power brought about by masterbation.

JERKOFF!!!!

You are going to wish that alien only gave you a chip implant. Go get checked for STDs

A chip for the dip?

How sad (and by sad I mean batshit crazy) is 10278 that he has to harrass himself online?

Oh, and that's not a chip, it's gonorrhea.

TMI

If he has crabs he could make hors d’oeuvres.

Say ET STD five times fast. Might short that chip. Oh, sorry, guess it's already shorted.

"How sad (and by sad I mean batshit crazy) is 10278 that he has to harrass himself online?"

Everyone else ignores him.

OP

Did the chip mean it doubled your penis size?

" He was talking with his penis. "



Typical Rexalogic

Is this how you think you interest anyone else in your playing with yourself?

He likes it rough.

I definitely found that conversation of 10278 with 10278 funny!

A dipping chip ribbed for dipping pleasure?

Chip is his boyfriend?

Eeeew!

Bisexuals rock! Chipped or not.

gives new meaning to chip and dip

Or finger food.

Does the chip run on hardware or software?

Maybe it runs on windows 98 and that's why he's having such trouble. Poor bastard...

I think you should put the chip up your arse, more room.