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Just for fun - Which GLP theory is the MOST insane?

 
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Just for fun - Which GLP theory is the MOST insane?
POLL: Which GLP theory is MOST insane?
 Annunaki / Archons
 Chemtrails
 Religion / Atheism
 Obama was never born
 2012 prophecy
 End times messages hidden in popular media
 Hollow earth
 Holographic Universe
 Flouride
 Illuminati manipulating people into homosexuality
 The nobody / woman of scars
 New Jerusalem Calendar
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This is just for fun. The order of the theories in the list is not indicative of my own opinion.

I would've liked a more comprehensive list but the GLP poll only allows so many options.

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Last Edited by Ardhanarishvara on 06/29/2012 01:03 PM
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There are others that are crazier, but Russ takes the cake for being the only theory that has only one adherent.
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The one where the OP, thinks aliens are coming to save mankind!!!!!!



They are not, they are dimensional demonic entities!!!!!!



Enough said about this subject!!!!!



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What about Urantia? Galactic Federation of Light? Drake, Fulford, Wilcock? Mass arrests?

So much crazy, so little time...
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modern amerika left vs. right paradigm.
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Nibiru by far.
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1. The whole Jesus/Bible/God thing.

2. BEZERK and other R@ND psyops.
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
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Scary thought, will the recent transit of Venus be a trigger to set off a repeat of cataclysmic events like in 2004?

On June 8, 2004 the Transit of Venus across the sun lasted six hours. Six months later, Christmas day, Sunday, December 26, 2004, the Sumatra–Andaman earthquake and Indian Ocean tsunami, South Asian tsunami, Indonesian tsunami occurred killing over 230,000 people in fourteen countries.

I ask you this; will this transit of Venus be a trigger? Will we have a repeat of the 2004 tragedy?
June 5-6, 2012 we will once again view the Transit of Venus across the sun, this event will last approximately 7 hours. Ask yourself if in 7 months, will we have another catastrophe?

To add insult to injury following the 2004 Tsunami we had Hurricane Katrina that was also a cataclysmic event in its own right it occurred August 2005.

Transits occurred in:

Nov. 23, 1396 May 25/26, 1526
Dec. 7, 1631 Dec. 4, 1639
June 6. 1761 , June 3-4, 1769
Dec. 9, 1874 Dec 6, 1882
June 8, 2004 June 2012
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Thread: Will the Venus Transit act as a trigger like in 2004, with the Tsunami?


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Hollow earth is quite retarded.
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The earth is 6,000 years old
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Anything related to politics, we all know it's just a puppet show.
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The earth is 6,000 years old
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kitty Except that it is 6,000 years old.

The Earth is 6,000 Years Old.

It's a sad thing that many Christians have an appalling lack of biblical understanding, that at times enables our enemies to run rings around us. To take one example: You often see or read of mockers in the media saying words to the effect that: "The bible is inaccurate because it says that the earth is only 6,000 years old."

But the bible also says...2Pe 3:8 But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day [is] with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

You can easily work out for yourself that if you multiply 360 days (lunar years) x 6,000 x 1,000 that you get a figure of well over 2 billion years. Which also leaves plenty of room for quite a few 1,000 year periods to pass as single days.

No doubt some carping evolutionist will start whingeing that "the bible is still inaccurate because the earth is 6 billion (or whatever) years old. And I've got two good answers to that one.

Firstly: Just because you have blind faith in (a) the inherent accuracy of their scientific instruments. (b) The true scientific integrity of those doing the laboratory work. (c) That they cannot be fooled by false readings and/or assumptions. Pleeeeeeeeze do not expect me to take your shaky assumptions at face value. I know for a fact that false science is being used to bamboozle everyone into believing what they say about 'global warming', so why should I give you the benefit of the doubt.

Secondly: Try and explain this one away. We are told in the story of creation that the earth was formed from the small stuff that was left over after the creation of the universe. Therefore it should be quite reasonable to expect that for instance one group of about 500 million cubic miles of rock that outcrops on the earth's surface is perhaps 6 billion or so years old. Another outcrop of perhaps 200 million cubic miles could be 3 or 4 billion years old. And so on.

To sum up. If the material that was used to make the earth was in existence before the earth was formed, then obviously it is older than the earth.

So if in the future you hear some idiot spouting off about "the bible being inaccurate because it says that the earth is only 6,000 years old," you can correct them.
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
 Quoting: Chip


yea, the theories spread by the secret services are always the most insane because that is their goal.
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There are others that are crazier, but Russ takes the cake for being the only theory that has only one adherent.
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ohyeah

What he and others are doing is continuing the disnfo train. It's bout time to get of that high horse and small the roses me thinks.
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The one where the OP, thinks aliens are coming to save mankind!!!!!!



They are not, they are dimensional demonic entities!!!!!!



Enough said about this subject!!!!!



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Demons don't exist...just you're fear that manifest's it.
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Nibiru by far.
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Raise your right hand if you voted this poll BEFORE or AFTER your daily basis fluoride-water glass!!!

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I would also like to nominate as the craziest thing that a spiritual calendar will be the solution for everything.
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
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You shill.

You obviously haven't done more than 2 minutes of 9/11 research or are basing your bullshit from watching "Loose Change"...lol.

dumbass


NO PLANES WERE USED IN THE ATTACKS ON 9/11! NONE!

There were also VERY FEW IF ANY deaths. The WTC were EMPTY.

Google: 9/11 no plane theory, no WTC tennant theory.
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
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yea, the theories spread by the secret services are always the most insane because that is their goal.
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YOU = AN OBVIOUS GOV'T SHILL.

cowardly bitch.
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from most insane to least:

* New Jerusalem Calendar
* Illuminati manipulating into gays
* Obama was never born (lol)
* The Nobody and female counterpart
* Annunaki
* 2012 prophecy
* end time messages hidden in media
* hollow earth
* religion/atheism (strange to put something so subjective here this way)
* holographic universe
* fluoride
* chemtrails (have been confirmed by gov itself, so not insane)
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* chemtrails (have been confirmed by gov itself, so not insane)
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:sun:Ardhanarishvara | You died, and death was complete freedom from suffering - bliss. But it very quickly got lonely and repetitive in bliss, so you decided to be born once more. You've been doing this forever.

Whilst I may not agree with what you say, I will defend to the death my right to disagree with you.

Some say "think outside the box". I say "what fucking box?!" xx:taosmilie:
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I find the theory that our government tells the truth and is not a criminal operation to be the most insane theory I've seen on this forum.
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I love how a couple of people so far think that chemtrails is a more insane theory than "Obama was never born" xx
:sun:Ardhanarishvara | You died, and death was complete freedom from suffering - bliss. But it very quickly got lonely and repetitive in bliss, so you decided to be born once more. You've been doing this forever.

Whilst I may not agree with what you say, I will defend to the death my right to disagree with you.

Some say "think outside the box". I say "what fucking box?!" xx:taosmilie:
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
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yea, the theories spread by the secret services are always the most insane because that is their goal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18759080


YOU = AN OBVIOUS GOV'T SHILL.

cowardly bitch.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10567580


tounge see? here we have one of the retards that believe the disinfo spread by gov agencies to discredit the 9/11 truth movement.
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All the London Olympics crap...
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The Nobody/Woman of Scars funk is really mega bat-shit-insane
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The one where the OP, thinks aliens are coming to save mankind!!!!!!



They are not, they are dimensional demonic entities!!!!!!



Enough said about this subject!!!!!



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Demons don't exist...just you're fear that manifest's it.
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Yes that is correct demons do not exist...I repeat demons do not exist. billgates
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chempark I notice two votes for chemtrails so far. I guess $nakie and Noble are on $hrill duty today.
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The "no plane theory" regarding 9/11
 Quoting: Chip


You shill.

You obviously haven't done more than 2 minutes of 9/11 research or are basing your bullshit from watching "Loose Change"...lol.

dumbass


NO PLANES WERE USED IN THE ATTACKS ON 9/11! NONE!

There were also VERY FEW IF ANY deaths. The WTC were EMPTY.

Google: 9/11 no plane theory, no WTC tennant theory.
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Wrong faggot molester! I have done more research than 99% of you dumb ass no planers. The reason why no planes appear in the distance prior to the impacts is because of something stupid people (such as yourself) are not even aware of...video compression. Video compression is the process of eliminating all useless data from the video in order to make the video shrink in size while maintaining as much quality as possible. 99% of the 9/11 videos on the internet have been significantly compressed. In fact I'd bet anything you have never even seen non-compressed raw footage of anything regarding 9/11.

Dumb people (like this asshat) should be tagged so people know who they are dealing with.
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