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OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.

 
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OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
At first I didn't give much attention, I didn't know who she was and I just didn't understand why there has been soo much noise on MSM about the virginity of the Olympic athlete Lolo Jones. Actually I've NEVER seen and heard anything like that before, in ANY other past Olympic games. Why she was turned into a celebrity and her virginity was publicly advertised so much???



Now I just figured it out! She's a SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN and that's fucking scary because it adds more fuel to the conspiracy about something going down in London during the Olympics. First off check the cover of an American sports magazine:

[link to imageupper.com]

They photographed her with a red version of the white suit dressed by Mila Jovovich's LEELOO, the demigoddess of "The Fifth Element":



Needless to say that red is a sacrificial color and Leeloo was going to be sacrificed in the end of the movie, if she didn't find her soul-mate before world's destruction caused by the rogue planet.

I can't see any other explanation. The signs are everywhere to be seen. And for the record Lolo Jones is 29, 2 + 9 = 11. And she's also Christian, so you got the picture.

bump damned

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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Oh great, thanks a lot for this, UA.

It even makes sense, unlike a lot of the other shit you've been posting lately.
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If nothing happens at the Olympic Games, your channel will go down in GLP history... chuckle
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Oh great, thanks a lot for this, UA.

It even makes sense, unlike a lot of the other shit you've been posting lately.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
If nothing happens at the Olympic Games, your channel will go down in GLP history... chuckle
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If nothing happens at the Olympics, still doesn't erase the shitload of occult signs and subliminal messages they threw up all this time.

I'm gonna go with the hypothesis that the "collective awareness effect" worked and broke their codex magica.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Pfffffft, she is no virgin. She has taken thousands of loads of semen by now. It's all a publicity stunt, for what I don't know but it's all bullshit IMHO.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
I wasn't aware that a person's sexual history was particularly important to being an athlete. Publicity stunt.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
virgin my ass...she's on the american track team. come on!...lot's of bbc for that girl and i aint talkin about the news either
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Like female virginity is such a fucking prize anyway. Female sexuality on a pedestal
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Virgin of cock, perhaps not of pussy.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
She will make it to heaven very strong person not to let her flesh rule her spirit .lucky guy who marries her she funny and attractive
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GREAT FIND UA!

Now you got my head overflowing over here with too much info lol! I was wondering why she was showing up so much in the news...

Now you got me worried about Tim Tebow and the NY Jets starting preseason in Ohio I believe in August (checking schedule) sigh

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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Pfffffft, she is no virgin. She has taken thousands of loads of semen by now. It's all a publicity stunt, for what I don't know but it's all bullshit IMHO.
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How can you possibly know about her sexual life?? I don't think you banged her, neither you are her gynecologist, so if you are just bullshitting around, and guessing, why don't you just

stfu??

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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Virgin of cock, perhaps not of pussy.
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Maybe never had man tube but rubber fists, bats, double headers and strap ons have probably parted the meat cutains.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Like female virginity is such a fucking prize anyway. Female sexuality on a pedestal
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You're an ignorant who don't know the meaning of female virginity in occultism.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
virgin my ass...she's on the american track team. come on!...lot's of bbc for that girl and i aint talkin about the news either
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The jerks taking the subject to strict sexual-animal level, want to derail the REAL discussion.

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colorbump

GREAT FIND UA!

Now you got my head overflowing over here with too much info lol! I was wondering why she was showing up so much in the news...

Now you got me worried about Tim Tebow and the NY Jets starting preseason in Ohio I believe in August (checking schedule) sigh

timtebow
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Here's the schedule:

[link to www.nfl.com]

Anyway, it's a thought...
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Like female virginity is such a fucking prize anyway. Female sexuality on a pedestal
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You're an ignorant who don't know the meaning of female virginity in occultism.
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That's just women putting their own sexuality on a pedestal. The importance of female virginity is a throw back to when women were a gift to another man - akin to shrink wrapping today. Still that way in Islam of course.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
At first I didn't give much attention, I didn't know who she was and I just didn't understand why there has been soo much noise on MSM about the virginity of the Olympic athlete Lolo Jones. Actually I've NEVER seen and heard anything like that before, in ANY other past Olympic games. Why she was turned into a celebrity and her virginity was publicly advertised so much???



Now I just figured it out! She's a SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN and that's fucking scary because it adds more fuel to the conspiracy about something going down in London during the Olympics. First off check the cover of an American sports magazine:

[link to imageupper.com]

They photographed her with a red version of the white suit dressed by Mila Jovovich's LEELOO, the demigoddess of "The Fifth Element":



Needless to say that red is a sacrificial color and Leeloo was going to be sacrificed in the end of the movie, if she didn't find her soul-mate before world's destruction caused by the rogue planet.

I can't see any other explanation. The signs are everywhere to be seen. And for the record Lolo Jones is 29, 2 + 9 = 11. And she's also Christian, so you got the picture.

bump damned
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She reminds me of Alicia Keys...bless her heart hf
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Like female virginity is such a fucking prize anyway. Female sexuality on a pedestal
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You're an ignorant who don't know the meaning of female virginity in occultism.
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That's just women putting their own sexuality on a pedestal. The importance of female virginity is a throw back to when women were a gift to another man - akin to shrink wrapping today. Still that way in Islam of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17868902


You obviously don't know the importance of the sexuality in metaphysics. Sex is not only for procreation, neither for fun times. The sexual intercourse between men and women is a TEMPLE, is sacred, and I'm talking in a religious sense. The women's vagina is a gateway to other dimension and a man can be turned into a demigod, so to speak, through a woman's vagina. If they work with the white tantra.

And virginity is important because men and women can have their karma messed up and mixed up through casual sex.

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D. post.

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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
At first I didn't give much attention, I didn't know who she was and I just didn't understand why there has been soo much noise on MSM about the virginity of the Olympic athlete Lolo Jones. Actually I've NEVER seen and heard anything like that before, in ANY other past Olympic games. Why she was turned into a celebrity and her virginity was publicly advertised so much???



Now I just figured it out! She's a SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN and that's fucking scary because it adds more fuel to the conspiracy about something going down in London during the Olympics. First off check the cover of an American sports magazine:

[link to imageupper.com]

They photographed her with a red version of the white suit dressed by Mila Jovovich's LEELOO, the demigoddess of "The Fifth Element":



Needless to say that red is a sacrificial color and Leeloo was going to be sacrificed in the end of the movie, if she didn't find her soul-mate before world's destruction caused by the rogue planet.

I can't see any other explanation. The signs are everywhere to be seen. And for the record Lolo Jones is 29, 2 + 9 = 11. And she's also Christian, so you got the picture.

bump damned
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lmao


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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Virgin of cock, not of pussy.
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Glad somebody pointed this out. She's never had a man, but i’m pretty sure she's been "touched" by a woman peace
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
The sexual intercourse between men and women is a TEMPLE, is sacred, and I'm talking in a religious sense. The women's vagina is a gateway to other dimension and a man can be turned into a demigod, so to speak, through a woman's vagina.
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lmao
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
At first I didn't give much attention, I didn't know who she was and I just didn't understand why there has been soo much noise on MSM about the virginity of the Olympic athlete Lolo Jones. Actually I've NEVER seen and heard anything like that before, in ANY other past Olympic games. Why she was turned into a celebrity and her virginity was publicly advertised so much???



Now I just figured it out! She's a SACRIFICIAL VIRGIN and that's fucking scary because it adds more fuel to the conspiracy about something going down in London during the Olympics. First off check the cover of an American sports magazine:

[link to imageupper.com]

They photographed her with a red version of the white suit dressed by Mila Jovovich's LEELOO, the demigoddess of "The Fifth Element":



Needless to say that red is a sacrificial color and Leeloo was going to be sacrificed in the end of the movie, if she didn't find her soul-mate before world's destruction caused by the rogue planet.

I can't see any other explanation. The signs are everywhere to be seen. And for the record Lolo Jones is 29, 2 + 9 = 11. And she's also Christian, so you got the picture.

bump damned
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It would be good if it were not for one fact. The modern version of virgin is incorrect, the true definition of virgin is soul purity. It does not matter whether anyone has had sexual intercourse or not, what matters is spiritual purity.
You all look at virgin from a modern corrupt term.
The true meaning of virgin is purity in spirit and soul, it is of an immaculate soul, pure.
99% of the world is ignorant and believing a lie with this, virgin does not mean not having had sex, it is the priesthood of old that turned it into that for reasons of depravity.
Why do you think olive oil makes use the term virgin, because it means purity, use your common sense and discernment for once in your lives.
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If nothing happens at the Olympic Games, your channel will go down in GLP history... chuckle
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I predict some records will be broken and some medals handed out..it may even rain. Some respectable American will be caught buggering a rent boy,unwrapped,the European visitors will take advantage of every opportunity to make their time in England a fun time..while offending no one and the local ladies of the night will offer free nookie to anyone who wins a Gold medal.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
The sexual intercourse between men and women is a TEMPLE, is sacred, and I'm talking in a religious sense. The women's vagina is a gateway to other dimension and a man can be turned into a demigod, so to speak, through a woman's vagina.
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lmao
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You look like those kids of kindergarten, when hear the word "vagina" by the first time.

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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
The sexual intercourse between men and women is a TEMPLE, is sacred, and I'm talking in a religious sense. The women's vagina is a gateway to other dimension and a man can be turned into a demigod, so to speak, through a woman's vagina.
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lmao
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You look like those kids of kindergarten, when hear the word "vagina" by the first time.

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great analysis, UA!!!!!!!!
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
Like female virginity is such a fucking prize anyway. Female sexuality on a pedestal
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You're an ignorant who don't know the meaning of female virginity in occultism.
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That's just women putting their own sexuality on a pedestal. The importance of female virginity is a throw back to when women were a gift to another man - akin to shrink wrapping today. Still that way in Islam of course.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17868902


You obviously don't know the importance of the sexuality in metaphysics. Sex is not only for procreation, neither for fun times. The sexual intercourse between men and women is a TEMPLE, is sacred, and I'm talking in a religious sense. The women's vagina is a gateway to other dimension and a man can be turned into a demigod, so to speak, through a woman's vagina. If they work with the white tantra.

And virginity is important because men and women can have their karma messed up and mixed up through casual sex.
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Yep - just women talking themselves up and making themselves feel more special. Claiming a woman's sexuality is sacred is just another form of female sexual manipulation - using sex as a weapon.
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Re: OH FUCK!!! I just figured out why there's soo much buzz about the VIRGIN olympic athlete Lolo Jones.
People insult themselves terribly below the level of shit when they don't believe someone is a virgin.

I will explain this in a sarcastic way, what is really being said, in the name of truth, unbeknownst to the assholes when they say it or judge the virgins.

They are like "she must be lying". "She must have played with naughty toys".

Oh my God. The fact that people have a hard time believing means, that the unbeliever is extremely perverted beyond describable words. Coz we are all such animals and we have to stuff our genital organs like animals upon other genitals. Because we have no intelligence, no self control, and we are not human, so we like to indulge our selves like stupid smack him on the head idiot animals that copulate without heart.

You have no idea how much the unbeliever insults himself. And not only the unbelievers, but also the ones that find it abnormal, insult themselves as well. Why? Because it basically means something like this: "WTF? You a virgin? Howcome? Aren't you an animal like me, with a monkey ass that just wants to boink someone. You know my soul is shit scum. It's not possible for me to control myself. And I am assuming you are shit scum like me too. So I wouldn't even think for a second that you are stronger, than me, but would rather think you are lying or that you are a loser."

This is what people actually say. They think virgins are weak, and see losing virginity a strength. The assholes lack self control, are UTTERLY weak beyond belief, and treat the virgins the weak one.

Such people have a fatal inner ugliness. And no, inner ugliness is not a metaphor. It means you are ugly in reality.

What I find funny, is people don't think for a second why they think what they think, but think it simply because they can. They realize not, that they are making tons of assumptions in their heads, but if their assumptions was turned into words and read out to them, they would find it remarkably offensive.

And here lies the contradiction. The virgin that is pure, strong willed, and self-controlled and basically aims to engage in sex as a human should, is labeled a loser. Whereas the sex-crazed monkey ass, genital hanging animal with no brain, that just wants to boink someone with his rotten, wretched scum soul, with no self-control and weak-willed, is seen as strong.

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