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I just dreamed I was onboard an alien spacehip

 
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06/29/2012 08:36 PM
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I just dreamed I was onboard an alien spacehip
I don't remember how I came to board this ship. I was talking with a beautiful alien woman who spoke another language. Her words would show up on a display in alien writing, but had the English words in [brackets] besides the alien text. She was remarkably beautiful and was wearing what seemed like traditional Indian garb. Her face was human-like, but had the slightest features of a monkey. I was taken to their planet where they used advanced martial arts. When I tried to have sex with this slightly alien monkeyface, her mother stopped us. I then woke up driving from the backseat of a gray Oldsmobile. And was trying to use the front seat to steer. It wasn't working out so well and scared me awake.
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06/29/2012 08:45 PM
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Re: I just dreamed I was onboard an alien spacehip
When you tried to have sex, how far did you get?

What I really want to know, did her body look "normal"?
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06/29/2012 08:48 PM
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Re: I just dreamed I was onboard an alien spacehip
I would of been all like " hey alien space lady, wanna do it with and earthling ?" .
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06/29/2012 08:51 PM
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Re: I just dreamed I was onboard an alien spacehip
When you tried to have sex, how far did you get?

What I really want to know, did her body look "normal"?
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Her clothes were still on. We were making out with her legs around my waste and heading to her bedroom when her mother stopped us. The kiss felt human and natural despite her slight monkey features.

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