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Bible - The prophets of God were considered mad (crazy)

 
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Bible - The prophets of God were considered mad (crazy)
Interesting how the prophets of God were considered mad (crazy) - verse 11


Not sure why - But I really love this OT bible chapter

Also love the part of the horse riding

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2 Kings 9

1 And Elisha the prophet called one of the children of the prophets, and said unto him, Gird up thy loins, and take this box of oil in thine hand, and go to Ramothgilead:

2 And when thou comest thither, look out there Jehu the son of Jehoshaphat the son of Nimshi, and go in, and make him arise up from among his brethren, and carry him to an inner chamber;

3 Then take the box of oil, and pour it on his head, and say, Thus saith the LORD, I have anointed thee king over Israel. Then open the door, and flee, and tarry not.

4 So the young man, even the young man the prophet, went to Ramothgilead.

5 And when he came, behold, the captains of the host were sitting; and he said, I have an errand to thee, O captain. And Jehu said, Unto which of all us? And he said, To thee, O captain.

6 And he arose, and went into the house; and he poured the oil on his head, and said unto him, Thus saith the LORD God of Israel, I have anointed thee king over the people of the LORD, even over Israel.

7 And thou shalt smite the house of Ahab thy master, that I may avenge the blood of my servants the prophets, and the blood of all the servants of the LORD, at the hand of Jezebel.

8 For the whole house of Ahab shall perish: and I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel:

9 And I will make the house of Ahab like the house of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, and like the house of Baasha the son of Ahijah:

10 And the dogs shall eat Jezebel in the portion of Jezreel, and there shall be none to bury her. And he opened the door, and fled.

11 Then Jehu came forth to the servants of his lord: and one said unto him, Is all well? wherefore came this mad fellow to thee? And he said unto them, Ye know the man, and his communication.

12 And they said, It is false; tell us now. And he said, Thus and thus spake he to me, saying, Thus saith the LORD, I have anointed thee king over Israel.

13 Then they hasted, and took every man his garment, and put it under him on the top of the stairs, and blew with trumpets, saying, Jehu is king.

14 So Jehu the son of Jehoshaphat the son of Nimshi conspired against Joram. (Now Joram had kept Ramothgilead, he and all Israel, because of Hazael king of Syria.

15 But king Joram was returned to be healed in Jezreel of the wounds which the Syrians had given him, when he fought with Hazael king of Syria.) And Jehu said, If it be your minds, then let none go forth nor escape out of the city to go to tell it in Jezreel.

16 So Jehu rode in a chariot, and went to Jezreel; for Joram lay there. And Ahaziah king of Judah was come down to see Joram.

17 And there stood a watchman on the tower in Jezreel, and he spied the company of Jehu as he came, and said, I see a company. And Joram said, Take an horseman, and send to meet them, and let him say, Is it peace?

18 So there went one on horseback to meet him, and said, Thus saith the king, Is it peace? And Jehu said, What hast thou to do with peace? turn thee behind me. And the watchman told, saying, The messenger came to them, but he cometh not again.

19 Then he sent out a second on horseback, which came to them, and said, Thus saith the king, Is it peace? And Jehu answered, What hast thou to do with peace? turn thee behind me.

20 And the watchman told, saying, He came even unto them, and cometh not again: and the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.

21 And Joram said, Make ready. And his chariot was made ready. And Joram king of Israel and Ahaziah king of Judah went out, each in his chariot, and they went out against Jehu, and met him in the portion of Naboth the Jezreelite.

22 And it came to pass, when Joram saw Jehu, that he said, Is it peace, Jehu? And he answered, What peace, so long as the whoredoms of thy mother Jezebel and her witchcrafts are so many?

23 And Joram turned his hands, and fled, and said to Ahaziah, There is treachery, O Ahaziah.

24 And Jehu drew a bow with his full strength, and smote Jehoram between his arms, and the arrow went out at his heart, and he sunk down in his chariot.

25 Then said Jehu to Bidkar his captain, Take up, and cast him in the portion of the field of Naboth the Jezreelite: for remember how that, when I and thou rode together after Ahab his father, the LORD laid this burden upon him;

26 Surely I have seen yesterday the blood of Naboth, and the blood of his sons, saith the LORD; and I will requite thee in this plat, saith the LORD. Now therefore take and cast him into the plat of ground, according to the word of the LORD.

27 But when Ahaziah the king of Judah saw this, he fled by the way of the garden house. And Jehu followed after him, and said, Smite him also in the chariot. And they did so at the going up to Gur, which is by Ibleam. And he fled to Megiddo, and died there.

28 And his servants carried him in a chariot to Jerusalem, and buried him in his sepulchre with his fathers in the city of David.

29 And in the eleventh year of Joram the son of Ahab began Ahaziah to reign over Judah.

30 And when Jehu was come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she painted her face, and tired her head, and looked out at a window.

31 And as Jehu entered in at the gate, she said, Had Zimri peace, who slew his master?

32 And he lifted up his face to the window, and said, Who is on my side? who? And there looked out to him two or three eunuchs.

33 And he said, Throw her down. So they threw her down: and some of her blood was sprinkled on the wall, and on the horses: and he trode her under foot.

34 And when he was come in, he did eat and drink, and said, Go, see now this cursed woman, and bury her: for she is a king's daughter.

35 And they went to bury her: but they found no more of her than the skull, and the feet, and the palms of her hands.

36 Wherefore they came again, and told him. And he said, This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel:

37 And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.
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interesting

Jezebel tried to get out of it by playing 'head games' with him

31 And as Jehu entered in at the gate, she said, Had Zimri peace, who slew his master?

she tried to play head games with him

it did not work

apparently

just empty words
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the reason jezebel kept here paid prophets around her is that a real prophet would have nothing to do with her

she had to pay people to say nice things


sound familiar?
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Definition according to hebrews

Preachers who interpret God's will.
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the reason jezebel kept here paid prophets around her is that a real prophet would have nothing to do with her

she had to pay people to say nice things


sound familiar?
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yeah, can't you just picture jerry falwell, pat robertson, and all those other far-right-wingers walking the streets in israel thousands of years ago preaching damnation and asking you to support the temple establishment.

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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Moldy Rye Bread + Bad Wine = stars
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John the Baptist wore a cloak of camel's hair with a leather girdle and lived on a diet of locusts and wild honey

he was like a mountain man

if he were alive today and walked inside an american church, they would throw him out

he would scare the people, today

including the christians
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Shove it up your ass.
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jerry falwell, pat robertson, and all those other far-right-wingers

jezebel loved these types

she would have fed them til they looked like porky pig
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All prophets are crazy.

thats why no one takes this seriously:


Project "Bluebream" will be used to invoke Cuthulu.

You, and most working on it think its holographic process.

Just remember, so is reality
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all deception involves demons on some level
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Sounds about right, I always figured a bunch of crazy f--kers wrote that Bible! lmao
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you may mock
but you don't seem to have anything better to offer
your profanity is totally superfluous
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Far right wingers? What do you mean by that? You are an idiot, the prophets of then would be considered extremists by todays standard. I'm not saying they are holy men, but it seems to me that people judge them just as they did the prophets.
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John the Baptist wore a cloak of camel's hair with a leather girdle and lived on a diet of locusts and wild honey

he was like a mountain man

if he were alive today and walked inside an american church, they would throw him out

he would scare the people, today

including the christians
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 625


Too true.

Yes, the prophets and Jesus Himself were considered crazy.

But they were right.
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bump
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On this planet if you deviate from mediocrity it shows up the mediocrity of the inhabitants of this planet.
So they hate you.
They worship psycopaths.
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John the Baptist wore a cloak of camel's hair with a leather girdle and lived on a diet of locusts and wild honey

he was like a mountain man

if he were alive today and walked inside an american church, they would throw him out

he would scare the people, today

including the christians
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 625


actually i think the correct translation is Carob tree,but that is just my opinion,however there is much evidence for it

on wikipedia it says carob tree is also called st.John's bread

i think he wasnt killing animals
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John the Baptist wore a cloak of camel's hair with a leather girdle and lived on a diet of locusts and wild honey

he was like a mountain man

if he were alive today and walked inside an american church, they would throw him out

he would scare the people, today

including the christians
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 625


Too true.

Yes, the prophets and Jesus Himself were considered crazy.

But they were right.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10783814


scare?

you would be detained for entering a church like that...
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Sounds about right, I always figured a bunch of crazy f--kers wrote that Bible! lmao
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hahaha

does your constitution have something like this?

Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

Ye shall not afflict any widow, or fatherless child.

exodus22:21-22

or anything in this caliber?

And if a stranger sojourn with thee in your land, ye shall not vex him.

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God.

Leviticus19:33-34

yes bible is bunch of crazy mofos,unlike your current kings and masters that own you
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I was in St Stephen's Church in Kensington, London, today and I was called mad by the vicar, as I have been in many different churches, catholic, anglican,etc etc etc. Many said that I NEED help. I only put forward some of the logical and well based arguments that I have put forward here and each time with love.
By the above reasoning I MUST be who I know I am!
I never tried to convince anyone who I was because that is not my job; that is my, our father's job.
This is why 'HE' is currently outside of the churches because they are, in general, bigots and too pious for their own good.
'HE' is in your hearts, 'HIS' temple, inviolate to the influences of the outside world.
Believe in 'HIM' as 'HE' believes in you
Bless you
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Of course they were considered mad, they were headlong into the grain. The cutting edge
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yeah, can't you just picture jerry falwell, pat robertson, and all those other far-right-wingers walking the streets in israel thousands of years ago preaching damnation and asking you to support the temple establishment.

1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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They sound like little demon possessed bitches too.

Acts 16:16 Once when we were going to the place of prayer, we were met by a female slave who had a spirit by which she predicted the future. She earned a great deal of money for her owners by fortune-telling.

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