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Captain Kirk Loses Pants At TSA Check

 
12.21.12

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Star Date 687345.3

While traveling on an ever increasing strange world I barely recognize from my distant youth, I was made to endure a very embarrassing episode, as a sudden extreme gravity wave overtook me at an airport checkpoint, it was nothing to write Khan about.
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He's 81??! Dayum, looks pretty good.eyebat
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06/30/2012 04:03 AM
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It's well known that the TSA play "games." TSA have contests among each other to see who can push their subjects to the limit, how much stuff they can steal out of flyers' luggage and take advantage of the fact that they can screen anyone (good looking people). Think of the movie Super Troopers, only it's not funny because it's real life.
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06/30/2012 04:25 AM
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Wow is he really 81?? He presented a satirical news panel quiz thingy over here just recently and I would have never imagined in his 80's.

Long live the Shattner!
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06/30/2012 04:55 AM
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Shatner means "Shadow".
He's famous for playing a captain = highest authority on starship vessel.
He's dropping his pants = stepped out of the shadow(s).

Guess for whom he showed off?

Who let his pants symbolically down this week and fucked you up really good if you're an american citizen?

An actor is an actor 24/7/365

One gave power to another (beast) this week so he can take care of you.

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I bet his underwear had piss and shit staines added to it
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I bet his underwear had piss and shit staines added to it
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Not the Captain! Anybody else yeah, but not the Captain.
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06/30/2012 05:26 AM
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extra scrutiny???? , he should had just had scotty beamed him up
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Yeah right, who the hell doesn't know who William Shatner is, like he's a terrorist, stupid TSA.
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^^ THIS ^^
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dumb fuckers, he's American, and 81 ffs. Sick world.
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06/30/2012 05:46 AM

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Dammit TSA, don't fuck with Captain Kirk!
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Starts yakking about it at 6.20

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06/30/2012 06:05 AM
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STAGED, FAKE STORY
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Uh no, the TSA has done this to other celebrities, maybe they didn't mean to have his pants fall but they can pull anyone out of a line for an inspection.
 Quoting: Venus Alcyone


Let me rephrase, true report of a staged event where actor is actually acting.
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did they see his pits?
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It's a good job they searched him; he might have been smuggling dilithium crystals or latinum to Ferengi traders.

Thank goodness for the TSA!
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It's a good job they searched him; he might have been smuggling dilithium crystals or latinum to Ferengi traders.

Thank goodness for the TSA!
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lol... fellow trekky ...........
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While traveling on an ever increasing strange world I barely recognize from my distant youth, I was made to endure a very embarrassing episode, as a sudden extreme gravity wave overtook me at an airport checkpoint, it was nothing to write Khan about.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12586523

brilliant You good sir or madame have a flair for writing it seems.hf
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It's a good job they searched him; he might have been smuggling dilithium crystals or latinum to Ferengi traders.

Thank goodness for the TSA!
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Actually he had more than 3oz of Romulan Ale on him !
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06/30/2012 06:28 AM
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so stripping elderly people, humiliating them is part of the war on terror??

Disgusting.
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06/30/2012 06:30 AM
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william shitner is a fat bastard how did the pants just fall down ... rapists
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06/30/2012 07:11 AM
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81? He looks like he's in his early 60s!
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I......hate it.......when that......happens!

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This is getting downright ridiculous. Did anyone happen to see that Geraldo video underneath the article where it said on the screen "TODDLER TERRORIST? Child flagged on no-fly list" - a toddler? Come ON! Sheesh! Strange world we live in these days.
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Pretty soon it will be this



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LOL
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This is getting downright ridiculous. Did anyone happen to see that Geraldo video underneath the article where it said on the screen "TODDLER TERRORIST? Child flagged on no-fly list" - a toddler? Come ON! Sheesh! Strange world we live in these days.
 Quoting: Kelly_


Pretty soon it will be this



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LOL
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lmao........... sigh........
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That's funny, that was his excuse in episode 27 of the Star Trek series when he did that in front of Uhura.
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06/30/2012 07:56 AM

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FFS. An 81 year old actor is a risk?
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FFS. An 81 year old actor is a risk?
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maybe indeed. he kind of strikes me as a annoying, foul drunk.
he might had it coming
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06/30/2012 08:08 AM
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After that transporter incident with the Evil & Meek Captain Kirk, you can never be sure if Kirk TRULY was reconstituted at the end.
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06/30/2012 08:10 AM
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Are there any reports so far of TSA agents groping themselves while travelling?

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