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Captain Kirk Loses Pants At TSA Check

 
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Picture of his response.

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This song will be in your head for the rest of your life:


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cruise

I say all things Shatner related should be put in that doomsday seed vault thingy in Norway or something similar, so that future post-apocalyptic generations may enjoy his legend just as we have done. Imagine a world with no Shatner. Doesn't bear thinking about.
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Does any American think that the TSA is under a charter to catch terrorists?

Searching babies,urns,young children,delaying passengers,beating up serving soldiers...the list goes on and the tyranny does too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18853307


But just look at all the terrorists they have intercepted!!!


No, wait....nevermind.
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I think he wanted to show them his Kobayashi Maru.
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Guys, this is an awesome thread...keep it up!
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Not cool.

How would you feel?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1177803


I don't know I didn't pull down his pants, the TSA did.
 Quoting: Venus Alcyone


I see you have the empathy of a toad. How does it feel having no emotion?
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Re: Captain Kirk Loses Pants At TSA Check
Does any American think that the TSA is under a charter to catch terrorists?

Searching babies,urns,young children,delaying passengers,beating up serving soldiers...the list goes on and the tyranny does too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18853307


But just look at all the terrorists they have intercepted!!!


No, wait....nevermind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17978503



Show them his Tribble?

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extra scrutiny???? , he should had just had scotty beamed him up
 Quoting: 12.21.12


Yeah right, who the hell doesn't know who William Shatner is, like he's a terrorist, stupid TSA.
 Quoting: Venus Alcyone


Maybe it was a freaky TSA Trekkie that wanted to see his you know and cup a feel? You know how freaky people that have idols can become.
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81 huh.

Seems young for his age.
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An 81 year old man being searched. That's rich! You know how those 80 somethings bring down planes, got to watch em!
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06/30/2012 10:28 AM
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He should've put phasers on stun!

At 81 years, his 'phaser' probably needs recharging....big time!
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It's a good job they searched him; he might have been smuggling dilithium crystals or latinum to Ferengi traders.

Thank goodness for the TSA!
 Quoting: Mr Brian Moran


Nah, the Ferengi would have brought in the FCA for that.
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06/30/2012 11:02 AM
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Just because they are 'stars' doesn't mean that they should get a free pass by not having to deal with TSA.

Stars are wealthy enough to hire their own private plane ride.

They should not be treated any differently than the rest of us.

Awwww, hes upset cuz his pants fell down. He should thank god that he didn't have a colostomy bag break or an adult diaper removed.

Crybaby.
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Just because they are 'stars' doesn't mean that they should get a free pass by not having to deal with TSA.

Stars are wealthy enough to hire their own private plane ride.

They should not be treated any differently than the rest of us.

Awwww, hes upset cuz his pants fell down. He should thank god that he didn't have a colostomy bag break or an adult diaper removed.

Crybaby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


He is not a crybaby, unlike you he is upset at the stupidity of the situation.

It's not about money. It's not about being treated differently. It's about wasting everyone's time, money, and effort.

He happens to have a high enough profile to get asked his opinion or state it, and people will listen to it. That's all. People like you bitch if they complain about being messed with. You will also complain if they take a private plane with cries of "...see, they are not like us! Spoiled rich people."

Either way, I think taxpayer money can be better spent on less foolish things than this. Don't you?
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Picture of his response.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18851805


maybe if it was a nice looking women
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Just because they are 'stars' doesn't mean that they should get a free pass by not having to deal with TSA.

Stars are wealthy enough to hire their own private plane ride.

They should not be treated any differently than the rest of us.

Awwww, hes upset cuz his pants fell down. He should thank god that he didn't have a colostomy bag break or an adult diaper removed.

Crybaby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


Not logical
spock
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Does any American think that the TSA is under a charter to catch terrorists?

Searching babies,urns,young children,delaying passengers,beating up serving soldiers...the list goes on and the tyranny does too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18853307


But just look at all the terrorists they have intercepted!!!


No, wait....nevermind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17978503



Show them his Tribble?

[link to www.youtube.com]


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13582415


EPIC!!!!! I'm a trekkie and proud. You should see all the ST stuff I have, autographs, action figures models, etc. Some stuff from TOS 60's as well, I always wanted a original Tribble though.

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"Jim, I'm a doctor not a tailor!"
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The TSA are practicing proctologists
 Quoting: Venus Alcyone
Maybe they'll start doing quickie colonoscopies on people to see if there are weapons hidden up their bowels.
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he shoulda farted..

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he shoulda farted..


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They would have arrested him for a deadly chemical.

South Park: I needs to check yo asshooole.
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Just because they are 'stars' doesn't mean that they should get a free pass by not having to deal with TSA.

Stars are wealthy enough to hire their own private plane ride.

They should not be treated any differently than the rest of us.

Awwww, hes upset cuz his pants fell down. He should thank god that he didn't have a colostomy bag break or an adult diaper removed.

Crybaby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


He is not a crybaby, unlike you he is upset at the stupidity of the situation.

It's not about money. It's not about being treated differently. It's about wasting everyone's time, money, and effort.

He happens to have a high enough profile to get asked his opinion or state it, and people will listen to it. That's all. People like you bitch if they complain about being messed with. You will also complain if they take a private plane with cries of "...see, they are not like us! Spoiled rich people."

Either way, I think taxpayer money can be better spent on less foolish things than this. Don't you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1326993


Sure, in a just world "taxpayer money can be better spent on less foolish things than this".

The only problem is this security theatre isn't about security. It's about habituating people to being searched, questioned, detained, surveilled and controlled.

The alleged "security" is just the stated reason, not the real reason.

They got away with it.

Which is why tsa is expanding. And the chains get tightened a little more, and a little more.

Last Edited by s. d. butler on 06/30/2012 05:41 PM
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Does any American think that the TSA is under a charter to catch terrorists?

Searching babies,urns,young children,delaying passengers,beating up serving soldiers...the list goes on and the tyranny does too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18853307



No, they are doing it to catch smugglers because they take what they find.
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Does any American think that the TSA is under a charter to catch terrorists?

Searching babies,urns,young children,delaying passengers,beating up serving soldiers...the list goes on and the tyranny does too!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18853307


nope it's just to harass people
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It's a good job they searched him; he might have been smuggling dilithium crystals or latinum to Ferengi traders.

Thank goodness for the TSA!
 Quoting: Mr Brian Moran


Eyewitness report says:
he WAS smuggling a HUGE Dilithium crystal and TWO Tribbles!
(Insider report! Inside his shawts, that is!)spock
Go Cap'n Kirk!
Kirk fans MUST absolutely see this:

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Seriously, it sounds bad, but you got to check.
He is high profile yes, but he has rUssian communist liNKS
It is well known and already proven that he worked with the russian actor, chekov, WHAT INFLUENCE IS THERE IS ANYBODY'S GUESS, maybe it means nothing, maybe he was intergrated into western society, but, there is always a risk.
It is true that he did, so you cant be too carefu.
If you want to set something up or smuggle plans out of the country to a south african middle man acting as a safe place to enter into the middle east, for example -the use of hollywood royalty, is a great cover to use in such a operation. After all, who is really going to suspect them?
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Seriously, it sounds bad, but you got to check.
He is high profile yes, but he has rUssian communist liNKS
It is well known and already proven that he worked with the russian actor, chekov, WHAT INFLUENCE IS THERE IS ANYBODY'S GUESS, maybe it means nothing, maybe he was intergrated into western society, but, there is always a risk.
It is true that he did, so you cant be too carefu.
If you want to set something up or smuggle plans out of the country to a south african middle man acting as a safe place to enter into the middle east, for example -the use of hollywood royalty, is a great cover to use in such a operation. After all, who is really going to suspect them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18864039


AHA, that is why Chekov's control board was always going out!
Seriously, Anyone who knows Star Trak (Kirk Era) knows that is was programming for a diverse, global, war-oriented control Empire. Big Deal, we liked it anyway.
"Goin' out to Eden, hey, Brother,"
Etc.
Could not interfere with the worlds they encountered.
HOWEVER, propaganda re: Kirk's Fed,
was A-OK.
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Re: Captain Kirk Loses Pants At TSA Check
Seriously, it sounds bad, but you got to check.
He is high profile yes, but he has rUssian communist liNKS
It is well known and already proven that he worked with the russian actor, chekov, WHAT INFLUENCE IS THERE IS ANYBODY'S GUESS, maybe it means nothing, maybe he was intergrated into western society, but, there is always a risk.
It is true that he did, so you cant be too carefu.
If you want to set something up or smuggle plans out of the country to a south african middle man acting as a safe place to enter into the middle east, for example -the use of hollywood royalty, is a great cover to use in such a operation. After all, who is really going to suspect them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18864039


AHA, that is why Chekov's control board was always going out!
Seriously, Anyone who knows Star Trak (Kirk Era) knows that is was programming for a diverse, global, war-oriented control Empire. Big Deal, we liked it anyway.
"Goin' out to Eden, hey, Brother,"
Etc.
Could not interfere with the worlds they encountered.
HOWEVER, propaganda re: Kirk's Fed,
was A-OK.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6414988


Yes,the series was always about how wonderful and benevolent the feds were. It was excellent propaganda.
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Re: Captain Kirk Loses Pants At TSA Check
Seriously, it sounds bad, but you got to check.
He is high profile yes, but he has rUssian communist liNKS
It is well known and already proven that he worked with the russian actor, chekov, WHAT INFLUENCE IS THERE IS ANYBODY'S GUESS, maybe it means nothing, maybe he was intergrated into western society, but, there is always a risk.
It is true that he did, so you cant be too carefu.
If you want to set something up or smuggle plans out of the country to a south african middle man acting as a safe place to enter into the middle east, for example -the use of hollywood royalty, is a great cover to use in such a operation. After all, who is really going to suspect them?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18864039


AHA, that is why Chekov's control board was always going out!
Seriously, Anyone who knows Star Trak (Kirk Era) knows that is was programming for a diverse, global, war-oriented control Empire. Big Deal, we liked it anyway.
"Goin' out to Eden, hey, Brother,"
Etc.
Could not interfere with the worlds they encountered.
HOWEVER, propaganda re: Kirk's Fed,
was A-OK.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6414988


Yes,the series was always about how wonderful and benevolent the feds were. It was excellent propaganda.
 Quoting: s. d. butler


Maybe in the future they will be, not now.
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This is part of the push where they are going to allow celebrities through without the screening, while the rest of us still get radiated and molested. This is going to be a blatant demonstration of the royalty and the serfs. That's the agenda behind this story and more you will be seeing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18834398


Yeah, those 81-year-old actors are always blowing stuff up anyway.
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Denny Crane!