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Which Country Would be Easier to Win A War Against, Canada or Australia?

 
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Which Country Would be Easier to Win A War Against, Canada or Australia?
Soon enougj it will be time for another war
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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07/01/2012 03:35 AM
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:bringit:


Bring it BIG boy, By the time you get to us our Cessna and alloy dingy will be gassed up and ready to go!
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07/01/2012 03:41 AM
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Lol, USA, just stop buying their debt and selling them oil and their people would turn on each other and their institutions faster thsn a fat kid on a cupcake. Australia and Canada have the essential factor that the USA and China dont when two modern nations go to war... self sufficiency, just ask the rag tag taliban militia.
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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nah let the fucker try australia and see what happens to his broke back wanna be all powerful machine.. bring it cunts.. we all would love to go outback on your asses..
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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nah let the fucker try australia and see what happens to his broke back wanna be all powerful machine.. bring it cunts.. we all would love to go outback on your asses..
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Sounds a bit homo
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Australia has war kangaroos, but Canada has war mooses.
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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nah let the fucker try australia and see what happens to his broke back wanna be all powerful machine.. bring it cunts.. we all would love to go outback on your asses..
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cruiselaugh Yeah Americunts.......stop fucking with those pussy nations.....About time you moved up to the majors!
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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nah let the fucker try australia and see what happens to his broke back wanna be all powerful machine.. bring it cunts.. we all would love to go outback on your asses..
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OH yeah.

Those wusses would not last five days here.

Our crocs and dingos are all TRAINED merkan eaters.

And I am sure they all know how to deal with killer roos and deadly razorbacks.

Not to mention all our nasty and ULTRA deadly snakes and thousands of species of deadly spidies..some as big as as a football..NO kidding...look it up.

The yanks cant even defeat a bunch of backward stone aged tribesmen whos greatest weapon to date is some cobbled together RSDs and the good ole AK-47...most of em cut rate and rusting.
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canada for sure would be the easiest.

if they both allied and invaded us on the other hand... we would beat the shit out of both and send em home crying
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canada for sure would be the easiest.

if they both allied and invaded us on the other hand... we would beat the shit out of both and send em home crying
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Why on earth would Australia WANT to invade an utter shithole?

When we get desperate enough for space to dump our garbage ..then we would think about it.
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Um, why? I'm originally from Michigan, so I am practically a Southern Canadian. And I use to work with an Aussie; one of the best guys I ever knew in my life. Not to mention the three nations always have each others backs. So again why?
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Canada, you've got a land border with them.
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nah let the fucker try australia and see what happens to his broke back wanna be all powerful machine.. bring it cunts.. we all would love to go outback on your asses..
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Sounds a bit homo
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Surrender is the only option...then do them slowly.

Paul Keating is a hero

As for the war business what is it about absolute fucking stupidity that you don't understand?????

wtfwtfwtfhiding
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Soon enougj it will be time for another war
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you can't even spell, dipshit.

how the fuck will you win a war??
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Canada, Australia, and the US will never fight each other. We are too much like each other. Oh, I guess we can include the Brits and South Africans too. Sheesh...
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canada for sure would be the easiest.

if they both allied and invaded us on the other hand... we would beat the shit out of both and send em home crying
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Why on earth would Australia WANT to invade an utter shithole?

When we get desperate enough for space to dump our garbage ..then we would think about it.
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and their beer SUCKS!
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Um, why? I'm originally from Michigan, so I am practically a Southern Canadian. And I use to work with an Aussie; one of the best guys I ever knew in my life. Not to mention the three nations always have each others backs. So again why?
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Dont worry..its just friendly rivalry like we have with the Kiwis.

We all got eachothers back..we are ALL warriors at heart.as such..we just LOVE to take the piss out of our allies because they are worth the time.

Those we TRULY hate in EVERY sense of the word dont rate a mention..not even worth the oxygen needed to say their names.
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The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Um, why? I'm originally from Michigan, so I am practically a Southern Canadian. And I use to work with an Aussie; one of the best guys I ever knew in my life. Not to mention the three nations always have each others backs. So again why?
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Dont worry..its just friendly rivalry like we have with the Kiwis.

We all got eachothers back..we are ALL warriors at heart.as such..we just LOVE to take the piss out of our allies because they are worth the time.

Those we TRULY hate in EVERY sense of the word dont rate a mention..not even worth the oxygen needed to say their names.
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Hey, no worries. I understand. I learned about Chopper and bunch of other stuff from my Aussie friend. I miss him. What an awesome fella!

I hope someday I get to visit Australia.
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The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
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Any thing in the world for you Deb..xxx...you know thathf
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Oh come on...who'd want to pick a fight with Canada or Australia? They're too mellow and nice to want to overthrow. luv
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07/01/2012 04:16 AM
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just remember who burnt the White House! Don't try it! You will soon learn the lesson of the Natives of Canada! That's what happened then also! We have LOTS OF WEAPONS!! Try sneaking through the wood's! haha!
The SHITS going to Hit The Fan real quick! Let's get it on!
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The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
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Any thing in the world for you Deb..xxx...you know thathf
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First things first.

You need to teach me how to speak like you people do. lol

I can't get a grasp on your accent.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Oh come on...who'd want to pick a fight with Canada or Australia? They're too mellow and nice to want to overthrow. luv
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The fight with Canada would start out with an invasion.... and then end in a bunch beer drinking and singing. Canadians are good peoples. I'd protect them as much as America or Australia.
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Oh come on...who'd want to pick a fight with Canada or Australia? They're too mellow and nice to want to overthrow. luv
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The fight with Canada would start out with an invasion.... and then end in a bunch beer drinking and singing. Canadians are good peoples. I'd protect them as much as America or Australia.
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^This^ even is they hate us. :)
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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I'll drink to that! lol!
Only if war was so easy! Why don't the higher ups take up the ass instead of us little folk? Walk 50 paces, and BOOM! That would be the best way of
settling a war!
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Re: Which Country Would be Easier to Win A War Against, Canada or Australia?
The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
 Quoting: Debauchery


Any thing in the world for you Deb..xxx...you know thathf
 Quoting: mr2


First things first.

You need to teach me how to speak like you people do. lol

I can't get a grasp on your accent.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ya have to spend time here to pick up the accent.

Oh..and lots of sex and beer and fishing and hunting ect speeds it up.
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Um, why? I'm originally from Michigan, so I am practically a Southern Canadian. And I use to work with an Aussie; one of the best guys I ever knew in my life. Not to mention the three nations always have each others backs. So again why?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18225135


Dont worry..its just friendly rivalry like we have with the Kiwis.

We all got eachothers back..we are ALL warriors at heart.as such..we just LOVE to take the piss out of our allies because they are worth the time.

Those we TRULY hate in EVERY sense of the word dont rate a mention..not even worth the oxygen needed to say their names.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16600797


Hey, no worries. I understand. I learned about Chopper and bunch of other stuff from my Aussie friend. I miss him. What an awesome fella!

I hope someday I get to visit Australia.
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This is how we are trained down here
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Oh, I am so sick and tired of sex! I've had so much I can't stand it anymore! Like eating too many Chocolate Bars, Emk!
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Re: Which Country Would be Easier to Win A War Against, Canada or Australia?
The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
 Quoting: Debauchery


Any thing in the world for you Deb..xxx...you know thathf
 Quoting: mr2


First things first.

You need to teach me how to speak like you people do. lol

I can't get a grasp on your accent.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ya have to spend time here to pick up the accent.

Oh..and lots of sex and beer and fishing and hunting ect speeds it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16600797


Sex, beer and fishing is good. I'm gonna have to say no to the hunting but if I double up on the sex I think I can make up for it.

Last Edited by Debauchery on 07/01/2012 04:27 AM
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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The Australians have more vicious, scary and deadly things that could be used against us. By things I mean insects and animals.

Roos, dingos, funnel web spiders and so on. It's like a fucking nightmare over there if you're an American. Would be easy enough for them to bring their nasties here.

I'm 100% certain my Aussie friends would protect me and take me in.

Wouldn't you..mr2? groucho
 Quoting: Debauchery


Any thing in the world for you Deb..xxx...you know thathf
 Quoting: mr2


First things first.

You need to teach me how to speak like you people do. lol

I can't get a grasp on your accent.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Ya have to spend time here to pick up the accent.

Oh..and lots of sex and beer and fishing and hunting ect speeds it up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16600797


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