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George Bush Thinks God Talks to Him. (It's the intercom system, and it's Dick)

 
David Jedi Knight
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Hello to our readers, I AM Christ Michael, and a bodacious day it has been. More progress has been made of importance, but about which it is not wise to comment. I have been waiting for this forum to be set up, so that I can make comments from time to time. I do have a couple interesting comments for you tonight however. These should have hit your news this past week, and as usual are delayed. You can help out by sending this information around. The media is still in shock it seems.

The first issue is around the Saddam Hussein trial. Many of you know this is not Saddam, and that fact was to be announced. This is the reason behind the murders of the look a likes legal staff. This is also the reason that Ramsey Clark has been sent to his defense, the cover up.

The second issue is about Mr. Bush. You often call him the villiage idiot and so he is in reality. This Satanist pretending of Christianity has God all mixed up. His Satanic God is Mr. Cheney himself, using the West Wing Intercom to send Mr. Bush messages from God. Mr. Bush is not exactly up to date on technology, as he has shown himself before on this.

Mr. Cheney talks to Mr. Bush via the intercom, with a disguised voice, and dear George thinks the voice of God is talking to him. These items should be enough to get some of them to leave at this time, while we await other actions. Candace was sent a link to one Internet service that has this up. It is not private, many know, easy to leak it.

Mr. Bush has been informed rather personally now of this gaff, and you bet that there is interesting talk going on at Camp David this weekend. The current Mr. Bush, with the freckles you see upon your tell a vision sets, is the last clone available of him. Soon the real Mr. Bush will be available, and it is the real Mr. Bush that listened to the Mr. Cheney god source. Please share with your good Republican Bush loving fans, this information. I think the press will not hold on to this much longer, they are rather in stitches over it.

I wonder how much of America will react to this, I rather believe most will be more appalled about this, than they ever were about going to war in Iraq. It is going to be most interesting. This was not our plan to have to expose this absurdity about Mr. Bush, but it is the absurdity that will finally get the media in high gear. This they can't continue to hide, they are either appalled or laughing so hard it hurts right now. In a way, this is a fitting end to this regime, it shows how so very low they stooped in a totally different way. Spread this one around, you have my blessings to do so. Please do not waste your energies either pucking or laughing until it hurts. If you must do one or the other, laugh until it hurts. It will make you feel better, laughter cleanses the aura. Good day for now, I AM Christ Michael

the link: www.tbrnews.org/Archives/a2019.htm#001
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Now, let me say something about this intercom/God/Dick thing.

There is actually a bit of evidence to support at least the part about George receiving messages.

President Abbas, of Afghanistan, told the papers about a talk he had with Bush. In this talk, Abbas claimed, and this is absolutely real..

Abbas claimed Bush said he attacked Iraq by the dictates of GOD, whose voice he has heard.

Now, this was in the media for a while, and they were kicking it around.

Then the White House officially released a statement, saying that Bush never said those words.

Which is very very interesting.

They called Abbas a Liar.

Abbas is the guy they were praising for years.

Our mighty ally???

Now he's a liar?

Do you guys remember that?

Well, I believe Abbas. Bush said that.

He heard the voice of God.
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And, to support the absolute ignorance claim about Bush and electronics, he did once refer to "the internets" during his presidential debates.

So, think about that as well.

Peace.
David.
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[link to www.tbrnews.org]
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Re: George Bush Thinks God Talks to Him. (It's the intercom system, and it's Dick)
btw, the top part of that message is not me.

Should have put quotes around that.

My bad, Friends.

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You do know this is from Onion, right? It's a satire.
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You sure?
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Onion writers don't appreciate you not giving them credit. Here's the real [link to www.theonion.com]
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We shall see, right?
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12/15/2005 03:33 PM
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Well, it's still plausible, I think.

:)

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Onion writes satire. Do you know what satire is?

Satire is a form of humour where the writer or speaker tries to make the reader or listener have a negative opinion about someone, by laughing at them, making them seem ridiculous or foolish etc. If someone is being satirical, their aim is not just to amuse, but to affect the person that they dislike; to hurt them, ruin them, etc.
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David, I used to think you were cool. You've exposed yourself as just another GLP jerk.
David Jedi Knight (OP)
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12/15/2005 03:35 PM
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I know they do.

I know what satire is.

Thank you.

This may be the way to ease the public into this real knowledge.

And also, the article I posted is nothing like the article from the onion.

Thanks.
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Satire or not, it fits completely to his behaviour and to that ominous bulge on his back.
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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They are completely different authors.

I need not defend myself on this, I am in the clear in many ways.

Peace.
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12/15/2005 03:41 PM
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So, the words themselves are NOT from the Onion.

Which I also like.

The idea is just very similar.

But I didn't write that article I posted either, so if they want to get mad, they can go do it at Christ Michael.

Peace.
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12/15/2005 03:50 PM
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Sell the truth as a satire and all is normal and under control again.
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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Sell the truth as a satire and all is normal and under control again.

Sell the truth as a satire and all is normal and under control again.

Sell the truth as a satire and all is normal and under control again.

Sell the truth as a satire and all is normal and under control again.
I am here to challenge your indoctrinated false belief that flaming queens don't use shovels ...
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12/15/2005 03:57 PM
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Re: George Bush Thinks God Talks to Him. (It's the intercom system, and it's Dick)
And in Fact, if you follow that link in my original post, you will find that the words there, which I cited, would be the organization to complain to.

I would appreciate it if you would check the links provided before tearing into me.

Thanks a ton.
David.
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12/15/2005 04:13 PM
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Bump.

I think the Onion may have broken a real story then.

Watch and see if this goes anywhere.
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bump
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Don't most guys talk to their dicks?

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