The highly secretive Club Shillton gathered in Luxemburg last year for the top secret Shillton International Symposium (often referred to as SISSY).

This annual gathering, which pays homage to the hotel our first meeting took place in, is where the elite of the international shill elite come together every November to plan various shill and cointelpro campaigns and strategies for the forthcoming year ahead.

We also take the opportunity to worship our Squirrel Overlord, Nibbles, in the form of an 85 foot tall wooden carving of him where we sacrifice all manner of human life forms, as well as partake in lots of homosexual relations with male prostitutes.

The 2012 gathering will take place behind closed doors later this year at a top secret location at Unit 5, Chapel Industrial Estate, Kent, where media and the public will be denied access.