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Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC

 
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Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC
The United States’ most trusted authority on all things sea-people has finally confirmed that, no, there is no such thing as mermaids. Sorry.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a federally-run division of the United States Department of Commerce, has published a page on their official website that addresses recent rumors that question the authenticity of the half-man/half-fish hybrid. You know — just in case you had a hunch that maybe amphibious, finned humans are an actual thing. [link to quasi-mundo.com]
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Re: Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC
The United States’ most trusted authority on all things sea-people has finally confirmed that, no, there is no such thing as mermaids. Sorry.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a federally-run division of the United States Department of Commerce, has published a page on their official website that addresses recent rumors that question the authenticity of the half-man/half-fish hybrid. You know — just in case you had a hunch that maybe amphibious, finned humans are an actual thing. [link to quasi-mundo.com]
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shit, I bet thats a big blow to the disney world brigade.
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Re: Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC
The United States’ most trusted authority on all things sea-people has finally confirmed that, no, there is no such thing as mermaids. Sorry.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, a federally-run division of the United States Department of Commerce, has published a page on their official website that addresses recent rumors that question the authenticity of the half-man/half-fish hybrid. You know — just in case you had a hunch that maybe amphibious, finned humans are an actual thing. [link to quasi-mundo.com]
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shit, I bet thats a big blow to the disney world brigade.
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Re: Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC
Ok we also need the clarification regarding santa and easter bunny oh and jesus. From our government
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07/03/2012 08:21 PM

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Re: Federal agency reports: Sorry, no such thing as mermaids. And no Zombie Holocaust, says CDC
Oh you Americans!


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