Now, before all you whipper-snappers start pointing the finger at our most honorable VP, let's not forget that it was our esteemed former VP, Mr. Al Gore that invented the internet.

It's Al Gore's internet. So naturally, Joseph Biden has the right to police the internet according - following in the steps the most esteemed, Al Gore.

It's not your internet. Never was. And, it's not your country anymore. It's in the good and safe hands of fearless leader, President Obama.

Now, go off and be good little Kanyans.