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The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.

 
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The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
Fact.

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07/03/2012 11:55 PM
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must be heaven for corn on the kolob
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[link to www.top10craziestmormonbeliefs.com]

I don't know who's crazier, Mormons or the people who want to give Romney the Nuclear Football because he's White.
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07/03/2012 11:59 PM
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Re: The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
must be heaven for corn on the kolob
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does the corn on kolob still come out his colon undigested?
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07/04/2012 12:07 AM
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Wow. Just wow.
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07/04/2012 12:11 AM
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Let me guess..... YOUR God is......?????
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07/04/2012 12:16 AM
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What planet does your false god live on?
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Are mormon girls good in the sack? Anyone taken a test drive?
free your inner baboon.
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Are mormon girls good in the sack? Anyone taken a test drive?
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you have to marry them to find out...
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07/04/2012 12:22 AM
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Fact.

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Actually, it's slobaknob.
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whoever wrote that book must have had brain worms
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07/04/2012 01:47 AM
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Seriously? My IP isn't from Planet Kolob. -_-

If there such a thing :p

-God
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Are mormon girls good in the sack? Anyone taken a test drive?
 Quoting: hapless moran


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Are mormon girls good in the sack? Anyone taken a test drive?
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[link to www.youtube.com]
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07/04/2012 02:05 AM
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Hindus believe in a God thats....blue.

Fuckoff OP.
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Re: The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
thats a load of boloK tounge
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The Mormons are a fremason cult with Satanic rituals and symbols of the occult all over their churches...

I do not trust Mitt Romney. There is a Mormon prophecy that says that one day the Mormons will take over the US Federal government... Then what? Nuclear holocaust for everyone that isnt a Mormon?

I do know for a fact that the Mormons have a huge underground bunker underneath Salt Lake City.

I think that Mitt Romney is the epitome of all the Freemasons, and that his administration will finally succeed in creating the One World Government.
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Re: The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
must be heaven for corn on the kolob
 Quoting: Xenophon


does the corn on kolob still come out his colon undigested?
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impossible to say as the great cornkolobio has no bunghole
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must be heaven for corn on the kolob
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Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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11/06/2012 10:20 AM
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Still no volvo v40 cross at the front street for me ...

Not from android not from the radio not from a movie maker not from europe.


Man that does suck ..
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Shit hole explained and it just stays ..
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11/06/2012 10:37 AM
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Re: The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
corn on the kolob
 Quoting: Xenophon


cruise
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11/06/2012 11:31 AM
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mormon girls are loose, how else are they going to hump enough to birth 40 babies so the souls can migrate from Kolob?
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Mormonism is a fucking batshit crazy religion, i mean dang, i thought scientology was insane.
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"NANU! NANU!"
Apollo astronauts couldn't have passed through Van Allen's Belt. Van Allen wore suspenders.
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Re: The Mormons "God" Lives On Planet Kolob.
corn on the kolob
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1973 album -THE PLAN- by the Osmonds. It's all about Kolob
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I THINK KOLOB MAY BE NIBIRU. I AM A NON DENOMINATION PASTOR AND I LIVE IN IDAHO AND I WENT INTO THEIR CHURCH AND THEY HAD A PICTURE OF JESUS MAKING A BIG HUGE RED PLANET AND I WAS LIKE WHY IS JESUS MAKING NIBIRU IN THE MORMON CHURCH??? IAM A MESSIANIC JEW AND I THINK THEY ARE TOO??
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Was everyone born a bigot or is this a recent development?
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Kolob?

Sounds like something king kong would name a turd.

Oh well....im off to snap off a huge Kolob.
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Fact.

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Angel Moroni ( apparently got an Italian name )

And interesting if you watch Battle star galactica TV series you will notice something ...
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So that's where the Scientologist wackos got planet their planet Xenu from hmm
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