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So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church

 
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So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!"
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Well I thought it was funny at least
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
A lame joke walks into a conspiracy forum....
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
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PIN THIS SHIT!!!

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"And when such an animal-origin being does stand, as countless numbers now do, before God on Paradise, having ascended from the lowly spheres of space, such an achievement represents the reality of a spiritual transformation bordering on the limits of supremacy." (Paper 11: Section 9)

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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!"
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...After which the priest stopped and thought about it for a moment, and then promtly molested him.
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
not bad, not hilarious but still a giggle
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
not bad, not hilarious but still a giggle
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Replied the higgs bosun upon being molested.
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!"
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But without god, how can you exist?
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Good material! I'll be repeating it.
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Said the priest to the higgs bosun, to which the higgs bosun replied...."In soviet russia, particle exists God!"
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
cruise
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07/04/2012 04:56 PM

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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919


cruise Maybe I'm bored but it made me LOL... thanks OP!
Occam's Razor, morans!
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread.
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Prove it bitchhhhh
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread.
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Prove it bitchhhhh
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Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!!

Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283


But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries.
free your inner baboon.
free your inner baboon.
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread.
 Quoting: hapless moran

Prove it bitchhhhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919


Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!!

Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283


But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries.
free your inner baboon.
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Pretty far stretch


now quit trying to steal my thunder
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
that was funny!

Last Edited by Anubis on 07/04/2012 05:13 PM
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread.
 Quoting: hapless moran

Prove it bitchhhhh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919


Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!!

Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283


But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries.
free your inner baboon.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Pretty far stretch


now quit trying to steal my thunder
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919


What ever,my friend. If a hapless moran can put it together,anyone can.
free your inner baboon.
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HAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
According to physics, what state will the higgs bosun generally exist?

Mass-achusettes.

Get It? Get it? i just made that up! ha!

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07/04/2012 05:16 PM

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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
According to physics, what state will the higgs bosun generally exist?

Mass-achusettes.

Get It? Get it? i just made that up! ha!

ratdancerimshot
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case closed.
free your inner baboon.
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07/04/2012 05:19 PM
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Wait...I got more!

How many scientists does it take to discover a new bosun?

65,000.

1 to make the discovery, and 59,599 to create MASS hysteria about it!

Thank you, thank you very much folks! Next show is at 11, don't forget to tip your waitresses...

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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
lol
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
what do you get when you cross a jesus and a higgs-boson particle?

CHRIST-MASS

hahahahaha

thankya thankya

Last Edited by Anubis on 07/04/2012 05:53 PM
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
But wait! Theres more!

What do you get when you cross your mom with a donkey?

M-ASS

Or how about this?

Whats the higgs bosuns favorite tv show?

M*A*S*S*H

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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
did the particle produce a black ho!
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
That was hilarious, thank you for the laugh
caz
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Applause, applause, applause!toungeafroapplausechorus
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Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
what's the difference between a Higgs Boson and a Ship's Bosun?
-- a ship's bosun aint particular
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