So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church

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So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19111919 United States 07/04/2012 04:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!"

Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19111919 United States 07/04/2012 04:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Well I thought it was funny at least
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 04:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church A lame joke walks into a conspiracy forum....
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19057281 United Kingdom 07/04/2012 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Orvontonian User ID: 19117654 Mexico 07/04/2012 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church PIN THIS SHIT!!! "And when such an animal-origin being does stand, as countless numbers now do, before God on Paradise, having ascended from the lowly spheres of space, such an achievement represents the reality of a spiritual transformation bordering on the limits of supremacy." (Paper 11: Section 9) www.urantia.org
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 04:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 ...After which the priest stopped and thought about it for a moment, and then promtly molested him.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18632943 United Kingdom 07/04/2012 04:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church not bad, not hilarious but still a giggle
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church not bad, not hilarious but still a giggle Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18632943 Replied the higgs bosun upon being molested.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 18988235 Germany 07/04/2012 04:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 But without god, how can you exist?
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15651884 United States 07/04/2012 04:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Good material! I'll be repeating it.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 04:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Said the priest to the higgs bosun, to which the higgs bosun replied...."In soviet russia, particle exists God!"
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1515139 Netherlands 07/04/2012 04:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
hapless moran User ID: 1130234 United States 07/04/2012 04:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread. free your inner baboon.
MartianPrincess User ID: 1302027 United States 07/04/2012 04:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church A priest walks over to it and says "Hey, you're not allowed in here!" to which the particle replies, "BUT WITHOUT ME, HOW CAN YOU HAVE MASS!!!!" Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 Maybe I'm bored but it made me LOL... thanks OP! Occam's Razor, morans!
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19111919 United States 07/04/2012 04:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread. Quoting: hapless moran Prove it bitchhhhh
hapless moran User ID: 1130234 United States 07/04/2012 05:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread. Quoting: hapless moran Prove it bitchhhhh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!! Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283 But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries. free your inner baboon. free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 19111919 United States 07/04/2012 05:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread. Quoting: hapless moran Prove it bitchhhhh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!! Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283 But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries. free your inner baboon. Quoting: hapless moran Pretty far stretch now quit trying to steal my thunder
Anubis User ID: 4949345 Canada 07/04/2012 05:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church that was funny! Last Edited by Anubis on 07/04/2012 05:13 PM
hapless moran User ID: 1130234 United States 07/04/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Used a form of this joke yesterday in another thread. Quoting: hapless moran Prove it bitchhhhh Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 Thread: BREAKING: HIGGS PARTICLE CONFIRMED!! Possibly it may open the door to mass manipulation and anti gravity. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18922283 But I thought the vatican had been manipulating Mass for centuries. free your inner baboon. Quoting: hapless moran Pretty far stretch now quit trying to steal my thunder Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19111919 What ever,my friend. If a hapless moran can put it together,anyone can. free your inner baboon.
NiNzrez User ID: 12844841 United States 07/04/2012 05:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church HAHAHAHAHA! Join Me On The GLP SOLAR WATCH Thread Thread: SOLAR WATCH * Huge X8.2 Flare Sept. 10, 2017! (Updated Daily)
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 05:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church According to physics, what state will the higgs bosun generally exist? Mass-achusettes. Get It? Get it? i just made that up! ha!

hapless moran User ID: 1130234 United States 07/04/2012 05:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church According to physics, what state will the higgs bosun generally exist? Mass-achusettes. Get It? Get it? i just made that up! ha! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935 case closed. free your inner baboon.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Wait...I got more! How many scientists does it take to discover a new bosun? 65,000. 1 to make the discovery, and 59,599 to create MASS hysteria about it! Thank you, thank you very much folks! Next show is at 11, don't forget to tip your waitresses...
Too Dark Park User ID: 19029290 United States 07/04/2012 05:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church
Anubis User ID: 4949345 Canada 07/04/2012 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church what do you get when you cross a jesus and a higgs-boson particle? CHRIST-MASS hahahahaha thankya thankya Last Edited by Anubis on 07/04/2012 05:53 PM
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14093935 United States 07/04/2012 05:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church But wait! Theres more! What do you get when you cross your mom with a donkey? M-ASS Or how about this? Whats the higgs bosuns favorite tv show? MASSH
Anonymous Coward User ID: 7350707 United States 07/04/2012 05:38 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church did the particle produce a black ho!
grasptheuniverse User ID: 19093983 Australia 07/04/2012 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church That was hilarious, thank you for the laugh caz
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15651884 United States 07/05/2012 11:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church Applause, applause, applause!
hapless moran User ID: 1130234 United States 07/06/2012 07:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	Re: So a Higgs Boson particle walks into a catholic church what's the difference between a Higgs Boson and a Ship's Bosun? -- a ship's bosun aint particular free your inner baboon.
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