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Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.

 
Mandelson
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Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Hello, for the last 9 years I have worked for the Illuminati, I carried out approximately 12 assasinations of notable anti-illuminati figures whose names I would rather not divulge (and in any case, during many of my missions I was drugged to cloud my memory of events, as is common in MetCov (Metropolitan Covert) partially to avoid being identified and thus killed (which is futile, my death is completely certain) but more reasonably, in case I have misremembered certain events and names, exposing others to danger.

However, due to the fact that I will not live much longer in any case, I will willingly divulge any information on notable figures (to the best of my knowledge) in the organisation, my personal experiences, rituals, symbols, affiliations etcetera at my discretion in order to as not sufficiently shorten my life as to make passing on of this crucial information possible.
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07/04/2012 07:06 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
What did you get in return for killing? Money, women? How much? pictures of women????
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07/04/2012 07:12 PM

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Can you tell notable figures? Are there any Bildelbergers there?
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07/04/2012 07:13 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
What do they know about UFO's?
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07/04/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
So what's their real agenda?
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07/04/2012 07:15 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
cool story brah
Mandelson (OP)
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07/04/2012 07:18 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Don't be silly I can find as many pictures on the internet as I like on the internet for free, just like everyone else (although this is about the only organisation where you can obtain pictures of just about anyone naked, we have a very large database for that, it's supposedly for blackmail purposes, but we used to skim it and pass around the good pictures; most we acquired through the internet and crossreferenced different aspects, faces, licence plates, etc with facebook and myspace, etc. Lots of fun, good, good times.)

But no, I'm getting away from myself, we all had our reasons, drugs, money, sex, for me it was the drugs and the sex, especially the sex, I got to all kinds of disgusting and very illegal stuff, that was in fact, a large part of my duties.

Often the grunt work (it's also a good test of nerve for newbies, and helps you learn how to lie, lying of course, being very important in my line of work.) was to arrange sexual encounters even if they were extremely specific, the Not-Clintons were very heavily into that, I had to simultaneously cover up their swinging and also help them do it at the same time, the irony wasn't lost.

Of course, after a while you build a network of Sex Workers, Swingers, Dominatrixes, reputable sex toy outlets, Human Traffickers (Esp. nasty, only ever used for rape, never touched that myself.) and just particularly horny farm animals.
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07/04/2012 07:20 PM

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07/04/2012 07:22 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Why do they hit the Kennedy family so much?
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07/04/2012 07:23 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
:smoke3215:
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lmao
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07/04/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
What is going to happen in Amerika the 2nd half of 2012?
Mandelson (OP)
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07/04/2012 07:30 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Too many questions at once, slow down a bit.

I don't know much about the technical side of things, anything to do with UFOs or aliens (I once met someone who supposedly was one, but I can't confirm it as I was only really tangentially involved with the siberian affair)

For clarification, the main subbranches (within the Agent's Corps (We were the worker drones so to speak) that I was aware of were;

MetCov - What I was in, essentially covert operations in mostly urban areas, and often in different parts of the world, although usually you stay in one area for the most part. It's almost always socialogical / societal influencing, i.e. flase-flag operations (we almost never set off bombs, except for The Towers (we weren't supposed to know that, but it was readily accepted fact after a while, so our superiors turned a blind eye) but we did start a lot of radical groups or radicalise alot, like they did in the 60's and 70's, esp. in colledges and esp. of a political nature, otherwise it was arranging liasions, selling / distributing drugs, increasing / decreasing crime, and yes we did occasionally stab people which was fun when I got over my natural compunctions against it.

DigCov -Digital Covert - Similiar but through electronic means, Surveilance etc.

IndCov - Industrial Covert - Mainly industrial sabotage / stealing of industrial secrets.

I didn't meet many guys from other branches often, but we controlled a good four / fifths of police force I worked with through either direct or indirect means, all the supreme court justices work with us, they have to be actually to get to their position, and many prominent medical organisations (Red Cross) have our agents in them. Most american presidents too, but that's a given.
Mandelson (OP)
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07/04/2012 07:34 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
The Kennedy's were before my time, I don't know, best guess they were in a whole mess of tangled crap that was causing a lot of problems (Castro, (fun guy supposedly), The Mafia, you know it all very well, everybody does) and it was simply easier to get rid of them, 'course Kennedy himself was kind of a reformer which never sits well with the guys on top, so I can only speculate and make an educated guess from what I've heard, to be honest.
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07/04/2012 07:38 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
The Kennedy's were before my time, I don't know, best guess they were in a whole mess of tangled crap that was causing a lot of problems (Castro, (fun guy supposedly), The Mafia, you know it all very well, everybody does) and it was simply easier to get rid of them, 'course Kennedy himself was kind of a reformer which never sits well with the guys on top, so I can only speculate and make an educated guess from what I've heard, to be honest.
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They are still hitting them - JFK Jr, etc.
Secret Illuminati Agent
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07/04/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
This man is incorrect, there is no such thing as digcov or any cov, ask me IM a REAL illuminati secret agent

yes the pope is reptilian, shape shifting requires blood rituals from children and gay butt sex. true story.
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07/04/2012 07:42 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Eyes Wide Shut fairly accurate on certain levels, OP?
Strossus

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07/04/2012 07:44 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Hello, for the last 9 years I have worked for the Illuminati, I carried out approximately 12 assasinations of notable anti-illuminati figures whose names I would rather not divulge (and in any case, during many of my missions I was drugged to cloud my memory of events, as is common in MetCov (Metropolitan Covert) partially to avoid being identified and thus killed (which is futile, my death is completely certain) but more reasonably, in case I have misremembered certain events and names, exposing others to danger.

However, due to the fact that I will not live much longer in any case, I will willingly divulge any information on notable figures (to the best of my knowledge) in the organisation, my personal experiences, rituals, symbols, affiliations etcetera at my discretion in order to as not sufficiently shorten my life as to make passing on of this crucial information possible.
 Quoting: Mandelson 19140569


Hello.


Shut the fuck up.

No you aren't.
"We're not scaremongering, this is really happening."
Mandelson (OP)
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07/04/2012 07:47 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
I'm not *gasp* your naivete is beautiful and rare, you should cherish it, it's going to help you a lot in this world, especially in the next few years.
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07/04/2012 07:53 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
Does the Bush family still drink blood out of Geronimo's skull?

Does the AntiChrist already exist, waiting to take control of the UN?
Mandelson (OP)
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07/04/2012 07:57 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
I'm pretty bored of this thread now,
GOOBYE STUPID COCK-MONGLING FAGGOTS
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07/04/2012 07:57 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
When are you planning on moving out of your parent's basement?
Strossus

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07/04/2012 08:07 PM
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Re: Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.
I'm pretty bored of this thread now,
GOOBYE STUPID COCK-MONGLING FAGGOTS
 Quoting: Mandelson 19140569


Don't forget to let the door hit you on the way out, so you fall into a bottomless pit of pain and remorse, cause that's where you belong you spineless monkey.
"We're not scaremongering, this is really happening."

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