Hello, I am a former worker for the illuminati.

What did you get in return for killing? Money, women? How much? pictures of women????

Can you tell notable figures? Are there any Bildelbergers there?

What do they know about UFO's?

So what's their real agenda?

cool story brah

Don't be silly I can find as many pictures on the internet as I like on the internet for free, just like everyone else (although this is about the only organisation where you can obtain pictures of just about anyone naked, we have a very large database for that, it's supposedly for blackmail purposes, but we used to skim it and pass around the good pictures; most we acquired through the internet and crossreferenced different aspects, faces, licence plates, etc with facebook and myspace, etc. Lots of fun, good, good times.)

But no, I'm getting away from myself, we all had our reasons, drugs, money, sex, for me it was the drugs and the sex, especially the sex, I got to all kinds of disgusting and very illegal stuff, that was in fact, a large part of my duties.

Often the grunt work (it's also a good test of nerve for newbies, and helps you learn how to lie, lying of course, being very important in my line of work.) was to arrange sexual encounters even if they were extremely specific, the Not-Clintons were very heavily into that, I had to simultaneously cover up their swinging and also help them do it at the same time, the irony wasn't lost.

Of course, after a while you build a network of Sex Workers, Swingers, Dominatrixes, reputable sex toy outlets, Human Traffickers (Esp. nasty, only ever used for rape, never touched that myself.) and just particularly horny farm animals.

Why do they hit the Kennedy family so much?

What is going to happen in Amerika the 2nd half of 2012?

Too many questions at once, slow down a bit.

I don't know much about the technical side of things, anything to do with UFOs or aliens (I once met someone who supposedly was one, but I can't confirm it as I was only really tangentially involved with the siberian affair)

For clarification, the main subbranches (within the Agent's Corps (We were the worker drones so to speak) that I was aware of were;

MetCov - What I was in, essentially covert operations in mostly urban areas, and often in different parts of the world, although usually you stay in one area for the most part. It's almost always socialogical / societal influencing, i.e. flase-flag operations (we almost never set off bombs, except for The Towers (we weren't supposed to know that, but it was readily accepted fact after a while, so our superiors turned a blind eye) but we did start a lot of radical groups or radicalise alot, like they did in the 60's and 70's, esp. in colledges and esp. of a political nature, otherwise it was arranging liasions, selling / distributing drugs, increasing / decreasing crime, and yes we did occasionally stab people which was fun when I got over my natural compunctions against it.

DigCov -Digital Covert - Similiar but through electronic means, Surveilance etc.

IndCov - Industrial Covert - Mainly industrial sabotage / stealing of industrial secrets.

I didn't meet many guys from other branches often, but we controlled a good four / fifths of police force I worked with through either direct or indirect means, all the supreme court justices work with us, they have to be actually to get to their position, and many prominent medical organisations (Red Cross) have our agents in them. Most american presidents too, but that's a given.

The Kennedy's were before my time, I don't know, best guess they were in a whole mess of tangled crap that was causing a lot of problems (Castro, (fun guy supposedly), The Mafia, you know it all very well, everybody does) and it was simply easier to get rid of them, 'course Kennedy himself was kind of a reformer which never sits well with the guys on top, so I can only speculate and make an educated guess from what I've heard, to be honest.

They are still hitting them - JFK Jr, etc.

This man is incorrect, there is no such thing as digcov or any cov, ask me IM a REAL illuminati secret agent

yes the pope is reptilian, shape shifting requires blood rituals from children and gay butt sex. true story.

Eyes Wide Shut fairly accurate on certain levels, OP?

Hello.


Shut the fuck up.

No you aren't.

I'm not *gasp* your naivete is beautiful and rare, you should cherish it, it's going to help you a lot in this world, especially in the next few years.

Does the Bush family still drink blood out of Geronimo's skull?

Does the AntiChrist already exist, waiting to take control of the UN?

When are you planning on moving out of your parent's basement?