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Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?

 
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Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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07/05/2012 04:18 PM
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Wow, just wow. Theoretically possible, is my GUESS, but actually a good question.

I think the odds decrease incredibly though.
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If she told you to get in the bath and was ok with you wanking it with her there, odds are your bro isn't the only one she's fucking.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Sperm needs to be withing a certain PH to stay alive and fully functioning.

I doubt the bath water had the right temperature, PH, etc. to keep the sperm alive.
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If she told you to get in the bath and was ok with you wanking it with her there, odds are your bro isn't the only one she's fucking.
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How old are you 14? If you are serious, No you can not get prego from bath water.
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"It is not likely that tiny sperm could travel through the vast area of water that would fill a pool, bath tub or hot tub to reach the vagina and result in pregnancy. If ejaculation occurred in plain warm water, sperm could survive for a few minutes. If ejaculation occurs in very hot water, or water filled with pool chemicals, bubbles or other substances, sperm would not be able to survive for more than a few seconds. Pregnancy occurring from this is very unlikely and in most cases is not possible at all."

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If she told you to get in the bath and was ok with you wanking it with her there, odds are your bro isn't the only one she's fucking.
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why didnt you drain the water when you were done?
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Obvious bathwater troll is obvious
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
While the chance is slight, there is a possibility for a pregnancy to occur due to semen in bath water if she hopped right in and sat her vaginal opening up right next to your spooge ...and the bath water was body temperature....so you probably have a better chance at winning the lottery. Why the hell was she bathing in dirty bath water...serioulsy, wtf?

Also, does your brother not realize that contraception can fail? Condoms fail. Birth Control fails. Spermacide fails. It happens...no form of BC is 100% effective. Hell, i'd say at least 30 of my nieces and nephews were conceived when birth control was used.

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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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If that is the case, you have got yourself some very healthy swimmers.
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We need more details.
How big are her tits?
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ive heard of girls blowing guys and spitting the semen into a turkey baster where they would secretly inseminate themselves in the bathroom... so anythings possible..
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why would she take a bath in your dirty water????blink
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Condoms have an average failure rate of 12%. Tell the idiots that you live with that there is no safe sex.

The water theory, while technically possible, is highly unlikely.
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This has got Jeremy Kyle written all over it.

you bro is probably angry because he slipped up, that or his GF has put holes in his condoms.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
While the chance is slight, there is a possibility for a pregnancy to occur due to semen in bath water if she hopped right in and sat her vaginal opening up right next to your spooge ...and the bath water was body temperature....so you probably have a better chance at winning the lottery. Why the hell was she bathing in dirty bath water...serioulsy, wtf?

Also, does your brother not realize that contraception can fail? Condoms fail. Birth Control fails. Spermacide fails. It happens...no form of BC is 100% effective. Hell, i'd say at least 30 of my nieces and nephews were conceived when birth control was used.
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Even if she put her vaginal opening up to his spooge it wouldn't go in. The vagina is closed.

Now if she happened to finger bang herself with some of the sperm in the water that would be the only way she could get preggo.
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ive heard of girls blowing guys and spitting the semen into a turkey baster where they would secretly inseminate themselves in the bathroom... so anythings possible..
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Are you retarded?
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To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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I didnt pull the plug out because she was She said she was going to add fresh, emersion only allows so much hot water.
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To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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He shoots, he scores!!!!
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07/05/2012 04:32 PM
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Ok so its not my fault thats a weight off my mind. to the guy that said if she put holes in his condoms, if this is true he will flip. he went to prison for biting the top of someones ear off about 5 years ago arguing over money so god knows what he will do.

I might just try and find somewhere else to live, cant live in this atmosphere
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To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
You cant get pregnats from semen that's already in bath water. so OP dont worry. but be warned you might have strong semen over 9000.


Nah just joking, It's impossible to get pregant that way.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
op why are you asking a forum? The disclaimer even says "Don't believe a damn word you read on this site". go ask a doctor.
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07/05/2012 04:38 PM
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My ...oh ....My ...

I thought they taught sex education in schools these days instead of reading ;writing and math...

well, it looks like they are dumb ing down the populace even further...

with no sex ed either...

sad
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To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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^^^ this
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This isn't funny. This is how my aunt got pregnant.

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