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Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?

 
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No, you did not get her pregnant by wanking in the bath.

You did get her pregnant by fucking her, though.

Don't even try to deny it, bro.
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This isn't funny. This is how my aunt got pregnant.
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lmao You must be a proud Father .
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893


Let me guess, you have just returned home from holiday in the US....

And ttown girl has just rang you to say she knows you had a wank in bath as she pregnant from it....
well, it would only be her to think/say something like that....

Well, theres another kid to add to the 'I don't care about them' list......

Dude, I think she just wanting you to get her to the UK so ya both can bunker down in your 6"x4" B&Q shed.......
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You're a father!

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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You are only the father, if you are fucking her. It's either your brother's kid or someone other dude's.
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We need more details.
How big are her tits?
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moshpit

Yes this!
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Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother?

It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her!
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Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother?

It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her!
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What makes you think that?

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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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nope...nada...she put holes in his condoms or he has ninja sperm...
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893


Yes, you need to come clean, to your brothers girlfriend, so she can make the decision that is right for her.
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You should tell your brother to leave that whore
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07/05/2012 05:35 PM
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condoms are not 100% accurate. Tell him to chill out and have some faith and at least give her benefit of the doubt until dna test. if that says no its not his then have her leave.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF.
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Hello, Dr. Fox here. I would like to say I totally concur with AC 10493935.
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We need more details.
How big are her tits?
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Now that's funny!!!
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
she should of used your bath water as mouth wash and you wouldn't have this problem
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Maybe your brothers condom was broken or the birth control pills failed, think its still possible to get pregnant even on birth control.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
there was once an african girl, who gave oral sex to a guy, she swallowed his semen, shortly after she was stabbed in the stomach.. she fell pregnant.

the semen had been released from the stomach due to the knife injury and also due to the same injury made its way to the uterus.

true story!

look it up yourself.


so the answer is yes if you kept them alive in you and then released them in the water and then they got inside the other girl its possible.

afterall fish do it in water!
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Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother?

It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her!
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Unless theyre identical twins their DNA is going to be different.
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Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother?

It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her!
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What makes you think that?
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exactly i dont think it was op (female) sperm lmao
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why didnt you drain the water when you were done?
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Thats a good question, and why would she get in after someone else sat in it, and after they got back from football (or soccer)? Thats just gross.
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Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother?

It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her!
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What makes you think that?
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exactly i dont think it was op (female) sperm lmao
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hmm reading again im only assuming the op is female based on the writing style..

so if the op is actually male, and by released meant ejaculated into the bath water! they must be a troll as im 100% sure OP is female based on language.
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not unless there was a cum fest!
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Imagine that the bathtup was 100% semen (need a lot of guys to fill that one) and the woman jumped in... what would the odds be then?

Just trying to gross you guys out.
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Anythings possible(btw this is somewhat part of Glee season ones plot line)

You may not know this because your a silly boy who whacks off in the shower but women can only get pregnant one week(give or take) a month. When she is ovulating there is only a 20% chance she will get pregnant. Plus there's a 90% chance she wont(based on methods of BC)
Either she is using safety pins and poking holes in condoms.
Your swimmers are super duper swimmers.
She's not taking her BC correctly or at all.

If your brother is not ready for a baby he should take measures against having the baby,not saying abortion but there are options(adoption) an option he should opt out of is being a dead beat dad.

Unless the "bath" and "shower" story is all a lie and your really fucked you brother's gf and now she's pregnant with your child.

In that case please call Jerry Springer up.
Or Maury Povich.
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No Op, you are GUILTY. There will be a dna test, it will be yours, and you will pay child support for 18 years. No women will want to be near you now after you are paying your wages to child support, so you might as well get a passport and move to Belize where they won't find you. Of course the only job there for you will be cutting bananas for $1. an hour, and spiders in the bananas will bite you often. But you will deserve it for for spankin the monkey in her bathwater.(by the way, how did she not notice?)
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Maybe she wanted a baby and found your nut, then shoved it in her. Two full brothers could genetically match a child.
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07/05/2012 09:32 PM
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cool story bro

lmao
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never leave sperm just laying around ... always clean it up.

Crazy women in this world.
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How old are you 14? If you are serious, No you can not get prego from bath water.
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wrong

I have seen a girl get pregnant
from pool water.
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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This is by far the most BS post I've ever read on GLP....congrats!

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