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Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?

 
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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Sperm needs to be withing a certain PH to stay alive and fully functioning.

I doubt the bath water had the right temperature, PH, etc. to keep the sperm alive.
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dont drink the bath water.
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We need more details.
How big are her tits?
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Sperm needs to be withing a certain PH to stay alive and fully functioning.

I doubt the bath water had the right temperature, PH, etc. to keep the sperm alive.
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dont drink the bath water.
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Could I ask you about your signature? What does it mean?
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
this is unlikely but definitely possible. what is more likely is the condom failure which has an official failure rate of about 14-15%

[link to www.americanpregnancy.org]

do your own research before relying on something so intrinsically unreliable...
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My wife got pregnant while looking at my picture while I was abroad. It is what she said.
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in that case you can rely on it.
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
Well, if she was going to refull the bath tub after you were gona then she was probably doing the same thing you were. which she could have forgotten to clean up, there are millions of sperm cells and she was pleasing herself so 1 bad boy coulda survived and got in.
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FFS OP it's like you're asking if a woman can get pregnant from sperm being on a toilet seat!
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Alien Insimination..look it up
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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yes, every sperm is sacred!

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yes, every sperm is sacred!


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to me this is stupid
every sperm is sacred ???
wtf ???

when a man orgasms there are millions ....
only 1 makes it

wtf do you think happens to the rest ???
they die, so even when you procreate
you still kill 99.9999% of sperm.
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yes, every sperm is sacred!


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17558024


to me this is stupid
every sperm is sacred ???
wtf ???

when a man orgasms there are millions ....
only 1 makes it

wtf do you think happens to the rest ???
they die, so even when you procreate
you still kill 99.9999% of sperm.
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Hrm. If we bring the male population down to 5 or 10, then maybe we can treat each of their sperms as sacred and impregnate the world with them.

Sure, that'll work. Problem solved.

ohyeah
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Re: Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP?
it's how the virgin mary got pregnant ,, she used a public bath and the man before her shot his load in the water when he bathed.
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if a woman can get pregnant by a man pulling out...why cant she get pregnant with LIVE SPERM swimming in her bath water
 Quoting: LittleMissSunshine

Sigh. The pulling out technique is no contraceptive technique at all. Semen leaks out during sex, so even if the guy pulls out and comes outside, plenty of sperm has already been deposited inside the woman.

I've had the quality of my little swimmers examined and know for a fact that in a cup they survive no more than 20 minutes. Furthermore, I had to rush my sample to the nurse, because the sperm gets more and more damaged as the time passes. In five minutes there is already significant damage. So, getting pregnant requires sperm that is not only alive, but also undamaged.

In water, the sperm becomes diluted and gets damaged even faster. It would also have to find a way inside the woman and unless she also was having a bit of fun in the bath, it's very unlikely for that to happen.

In short, no, you can't get pregnant from bath water, toilet seats, towels or anything like that.
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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Rare but possible. There are documented cases of that happening.
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Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more)

Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out.,

She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc.

Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss.
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After reading this all i could think of was the movie Deliverance,

You don't play the banjo do you ? jerkit
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When I was young, my friend told me that a girl got pregnant using a carrot. I was totally facinated.
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regarding withdrawal...actually, they just did a study on this. the only way there is sperm in pre-cum is if the man hasn't pissed since last ejaculation.

they found that properly done withdrawal works only slightly less well than condoms.

this info could help you some day!

you're welcome.

regarding the original post, IT DOESN'T MATTER!

it doesn't matter if baby was conceived that way (from bathwater)...because no one is ever going to believe the story.

if the baby is OP's everyone, and i mean everyone will always believe OP had sex with girl, and not girl got pregnant from bathwater.

OP, only you know if story is true, or if you had sex with the girlfriend. either way, you may want to be out of town if a paternity test happens, just sayin'.


if a woman can get pregnant by a man pulling out...why cant she get pregnant with LIVE SPERM swimming in her bath water
 Quoting: LittleMissSunshine

Sigh. The pulling out technique is no contraceptive technique at all. Semen leaks out during sex, so even if the guy pulls out and comes outside, plenty of sperm has already been deposited inside the woman.
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The slut is doing anybody she wants. You and your brother are both idiots, especially your brother for housing a whore.
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If this OP is for real, I feel extra sorry for the baby.
Household sounds like a frat house.
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You sound like one of those silly buggers, me included, who when in the infants in the 70's, thought you would get pregnant from just touching a boy, let alone from playing kiss-chase.
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ive heard of girls blowing guys and spitting the semen into a turkey baster where they would secretly inseminate themselves in the bathroom... so anythings possible..
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Are you retarded?
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This is true
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If she told you to get in the bath and was ok with you wanking it with her there, odds are your bro isn't the only one she's fucking.
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What are you going to name your kid?
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I'm sure you're trolling, but 'sigh' ok..

"Can a woman get pregnant from bath water?"
The answer is - NO!

Also, tell your brother that condoms are NOT 100 percent effective in preventing pregnancy!

putin
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Oh yeah definitely bath water can get a girl pregnant! Ask all those teenage couples who swear up & down they never had sex! How do ya think that happened?

Also a HUGE risk is slipping & falling in a puddle of sperm on the street. Yup, knocked up! Hell I'm surprised Clarice Starling didn't end up pregnant from that dude in the jail cell shooting his load at her!
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why didnt you drain the water when you were done?
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LOL, sounds like he banged her, got her pregnant and is looking for a way to explain it off, as if it was just some freak accident sperm in bathwater, to how she got pregnant.

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