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Can a woman get pregnant from bath water, URGENT HELP NEEDED!! Any doctors on GLP? | |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 4005299  Norway07/05/2012 04:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893 Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out., She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc. Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss. Let me guess, you have just returned home from holiday in the US.... And ttown girl has just rang you to say she knows you had a wank in bath as she pregnant from it.... well, it would only be her to think/say something like that.... Well, theres another kid to add to the 'I don't care about them' list...... Dude, I think she just wanting you to get her to the UK so ya both can bunker down in your 6"x4" B&Q shed....... |
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| Too Lazy To Log In. User ID: 4928432 United States07/05/2012 05:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893 Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out., She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc. Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss. You are only the father, if you are fucking her. It's either your brother's kid or someone other dude's. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 1513486 United States07/05/2012 05:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893 Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out., She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc. Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss. nope...nada...she put holes in his condoms or he has ninja sperm... |
| Y User ID: 1449133  Australia07/05/2012 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893 Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out., She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc. Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss. Yes, you need to come clean, to your brothers girlfriend, so she can make the decision that is right for her. |
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Desert Fox  User ID: 8786935 United States07/05/2012 05:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | To answer your question OP...no, the bathwater story will not work as a feasable cover story for having banged your brothers GF. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935 Hello, Dr. Fox here. I would like to say I totally concur with AC 10493935. :TOMABANEFOX: It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19195649  United Kingdom07/05/2012 05:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | there was once an african girl, who gave oral sex to a guy, she swallowed his semen, shortly after she was stabbed in the stomach.. she fell pregnant. the semen had been released from the stomach due to the knife injury and also due to the same injury made its way to the uterus. true story! look it up yourself. so the answer is yes if you kept them alive in you and then released them in the water and then they got inside the other girl its possible. afterall fish do it in water! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 19195649 United Kingdom07/05/2012 05:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Even if it was yours, wouldn't a DNA test be inconclusive between you and your brother? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1272783 It would still appear to be his even if you DID impregnate her! What makes you think that? exactly i dont think it was op (female) sperm lmao hmm reading again im only assuming the op is female based on the writing style.. so if the op is actually male, and by released meant ejaculated into the bath water! they must be a troll as im 100% sure OP is female based on language. |
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| dramaqueen User ID: 12848839  Czechia07/05/2012 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Anythings possible(btw this is somewhat part of Glee season ones plot line) You may not know this because your a silly boy who whacks off in the shower but women can only get pregnant one week(give or take) a month. When she is ovulating there is only a 20% chance she will get pregnant. Plus there's a 90% chance she wont(based on methods of BC) Either she is using safety pins and poking holes in condoms. Your swimmers are super duper swimmers. She's not taking her BC correctly or at all. If your brother is not ready for a baby he should take measures against having the baby,not saying abortion but there are options(adoption) an option he should opt out of is being a dead beat dad. Unless the "bath" and "shower" story is all a lie and your really fucked you brother's gf and now she's pregnant with your child. In that case please call Jerry Springer up. Or Maury Povich. If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 11026575 United States07/05/2012 09:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No Op, you are GUILTY. There will be a dna test, it will be yours, and you will pay child support for 18 years. No women will want to be near you now after you are paying your wages to child support, so you might as well get a passport and move to Belize where they won't find you. Of course the only job there for you will be cutting bananas for $1. an hour, and spiders in the bananas will bite you often. But you will deserve it for for spankin the monkey in her bathwater.(by the way, how did she not notice?) |
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| Doomalicious User ID: 1376927 United States07/05/2012 09:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hi, in a sticky situation at home. ok my housing situation is like this: I am currently sharing a house with my brother and his girl friend. She is now pregnant and my brother is going fucking mad because he says he has taken preventive measures against it (condoms and more) Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19190893 Now the thing is this, a couple of months ago I had come back from football and just knackered and ready for bed and just needed a quick shower before i went to sleep. Now she was in the bath, so i said is it ok if i have a quick shower but she said just jump in the bath and she would run fresh afterwards. Anyway in the bath i um how can i put it, relieved my tension somewhat. At the time i didnt think anything of it because she said she was gonna put new water in. anyway she got in after me and the rest you can work out., She doesnt know about this and they are arguing like fuck, with him saying hes gonna kick her out and get dna test and jeremy kyle etc. Could i have got her pregnant, please give me a proper answer. i dont want to be responsible for them breaking up. im really at a loss. This is by far the most BS post I've ever read on GLP....congrats!  SMILE...you're not as stupid as they think you are! "Once a government is committed to the principal of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in terror" - Harry S Truman "The single most inspiring source for us is the human struggle." Jared Leto “Money, without brains, always is dangerous. Properly used, it is the most important essential of civilization.” - Napoleon Hill “Failures see the hole in the donut, but do not see the donut around the hole.” - Napoleon Hill “One of the great mistakes is to judge policies and programs by their intentions rather than their results.” ― Milton Friedman Every man has a right to utter what he thinks is truth, and every other man has a right to knock him down for it. - Samuel Johnson |
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