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Schmoogly Schmoogle
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dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
Is it me or is the only explanation for the stuff that dynamo magician impossible does is that he is Jesus, I mean he flew over a crowd of people and vanished right in right of people at HMV in London. Maybe is he is getting the world to follow him with his modern miracles and then.................
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
Payed actors and video manipulation...are you that naive?wtf
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
Are you really that cynical?
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07/06/2012 04:22 AM
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Jesus said that there would be false prophets with lying signs and wonders. That there would be many false Christs. It would not surprise me if some false prophets could do legit miracles and stuff like that. May Jesus bless you.
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Everyone should check his stuff out on youtube some of it just defies explanation.
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07/06/2012 04:37 AM
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HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
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HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
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Shut up you fucking idiotic American, go and lose some weight
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HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14680415


What kind of christian swears like that?
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
if anyone he is the trickster.
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Nothing special about him - just got some good tricks up his sleeve.

Have you not noticed his latest find is obviously some chemical reaction that can heat things up - lots of variations on the same theme.

Fakirs are nothing new.

Entertaining though and his wimpy appearance helps.
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I'm not a hater, I actually love watching his shows....

But,

His last episode, when he was in the pub.

He first threw a dart, it missed the board. He then picked it up, threw all three darts again. Walked over to the dart board and wrote down in chalk what he had thrown. He then went into the next room and asked the woman to throw three darts, missed the first, got the next three. He then revealed his and whoaaa they are the same.

When watching again I noticed that after he had thrown all three of his darts he walked over to the dart board to write down his numbers one of which was 17. If you pause the TV when he is writing you will see there is NO dart on the number 17 even though he had just thrown his darts and they are supposedly in the same place as the woman?

I agree it is amazing but mostly camera tricks and actors, once again something you have to be there for to believe it yourself!
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Are you really that cynical?
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I am.

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Dynamo is the man. Some of the stuff he does make the hair on my neck stand up.
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Here's a snapshot of him levitating in front of JC's statue in the new episode 2.
[link to i47.tinypic.com]
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i can do few of his tricks but most down right stump me on how its donepeace
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
this guy is real, but he gets his power from satan.
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
this guy is real, but he gets his power from satan.
 Quoting: sdavis642


there is a thread of a secret society insider about his trip to the moon and he says that Dynamo is actually Jesus and he is undercover. But though he may have power. it comes from satan and he is NOT JESUS.
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Jesus said that there would be false prophets with lying signs and wonders. That there would be many false Christs. It would not surprise me if some false prophets could do legit miracles and stuff like that. May Jesus bless you.
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I don't think jesus would levitate as a magician for one of his first acts, to gain attention in the media.

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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
i was suprrised by his ,magic at first op , but let me tell you some FACTS ...

God has warned us not to mess with sorcery and the ocult and magic , as it is forbidden knowledge of the old world before the flood which the first set of angels with azazel as there leader or as you know his satan . shown us , along with how to make swords and armour and all that stuff to create death ..

so dynamo is delving into that sorcery , but he isnt jesus ..

you have to remember OP that jesus come from the east and shines unto the west , he is actually coming down in damascus , syria , and when he does comes it will be to wipe out most of the humans on the globe ...

So the answer to your question is , he is most certainly not yashaya ...ie jesus
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Is it me or is the only explanation for the stuff that dynamo magician impossible does is that he is Jesus, I mean he flew over a crowd of people and vanished right in right of people at HMV in London. Maybe is he is getting the world to follow him with his modern miracles and then.................
 Quoting: Schmoogly Schmoogle


Dude he is an illusionist..
It's his profession,he makes a living out of that..
Just like David Copperfield he creates illusions,using props,actors and even people in the crowd..

bash
I'm a drunk Leprechaun and lost me pot 'o gold..
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
this guy is real, but he gets his power from satan.
 Quoting: sdavis642


he sure doose,desparet for fame and money,sold his soul to satan....Good luck suffer the down fall..
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
this guy is real, but he gets his power from satan.
 Quoting: sdavis642


he sure doose,desparet for fame and money,sold his soul to satan....Good luck suffer the down fall..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25175598


AGE OF DECEPTION people wake up...satan is the ruler of this world for now,trying to use anyone to help him to decieve the masses, because his time is short.He aint walking hes full speed on flying,befor jesus comes and smoke his ---.put on the full armour of GOD so you shall not be decieve and that armour is the WORD.SO ARROWS OF satan shall not pierce you.GODS WORD is like a spiritual bullet vest.And the biggest deception of satan is he wants the world to believe he dose not exsits,((reason why ?)because if the world believes that he is real then the non believers in GOD WILL have to believe in GOD himself ... and HE LIVES,HE LIVES...CHIRST JESUS LIVES TODAY HE WALKS WITH ME AND TALKS WITH ME ALONG LIFES NARROW WAY.... :)
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14680415


What kind of christian swears like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19666950


A Shill swears like that. Most of these characters are not real.
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14680415


All this nonsense for a guy who never existed in the first place... Jesus... everyone's favorite fictional character.
Shillin' like a Villain.
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
this guy is real, but he gets his power from satan.
 Quoting: sdavis642


he sure doose,desparet for fame and money,sold his soul to satan....Good luck suffer the down fall..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25175598


AGE OF DECEPTION people wake up...satan is the ruler of this world for now,trying to use anyone to help him to decieve the masses, because his time is short.He aint walking hes full speed on flying,befor jesus comes and smoke his ---.put on the full armour of GOD so you shall not be decieve and that armour is the WORD.SO ARROWS OF satan shall not pierce you.GODS WORD is like a spiritual bullet vest.And the biggest deception of satan is he wants the world to believe he dose not exsits,((reason why ?)because if the world believes that he is real then the non believers in GOD WILL have to believe in GOD himself ... and HE LIVES,HE LIVES...CHIRST JESUS LIVES TODAY HE WALKS WITH ME AND TALKS WITH ME ALONG LIFES NARROW WAY.... :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25175598


Satan really isn't all that bad. He once gave me a ride when my car broke down.

Oh, and super powers. He also gave me super powers.
Shillin' like a Villain.
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
HEY OP DON'T FUCKING BLASPHEME!!!

I'M COMPLETELY SICK OF THESE FUCKING HATERS AND BLASPHEMERS TALKING THEIR SATANIC BULLSHIT!!!!!

STFU PLEASE!!!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14680415


What kind of christian swears like that?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19666950


The usual kind.
~How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.

~Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do - some... don't ever want to.
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Re: dynamo magician impossible is Jesus!
Here's a snapshot of him levitating in front of JC's statue in the new episode 2.

 Quoting: swampy


here's the Video

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Is it me or is the only explanation for the stuff that dynamo magician impossible does is that he is Jesus, I mean he flew over a crowd of people and vanished right in right of people at HMV in London. Maybe is he is getting the world to follow him with his modern miracles and then.................
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Link please!!!
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Is it me or is the only explanation for the stuff that dynamo magician impossible does is that he is Jesus, I mean he flew over a crowd of people and vanished right in right of people at HMV in London. Maybe is he is getting the world to follow him with his modern miracles and then.................
 Quoting: Schmoogly Schmoogle


one does not have to be Jesus to demonstrate "magic". did you see it live, or on TV. I don't know who you are talking about.

Jesus is not walking ON the plane, he is returned and aboard a craft and he has lots better things to do than be a magician, I can assure you.
The actual Lord's Prayer Given by Jesus 2000 years ago.

"MY SPIRIT, YOU ARE OMNIPOTENT. YOUR NAME IS HOLY. MAY YOUR REALM BE INCARNATE IN ME. MAY YOUR POWER REVEAL ITSELF WITHIN ME, ON EARTH AND IN THE HEAVEN. GIVE ME TODAY MY DAILY BREAD, AND THUS, LET ME RECOGNIZE MY TRANSGRESSIONS AND ERRORS, AND I SHALL RECOGNIZE THE TRUTH. AND DO NOT LEAD ME INTO TEMPTATION AND CONFUSION, BUT DELIVER ME FROM ERROR. FOR YOURS IS THE REALM WITHIN ME AND THE POWER AND THE KNOWLEDGE FOREVER,
AMEN.

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Is it me or is the only explanation for the stuff that dynamo magician impossible does is that he is Jesus, I mean he flew over a crowd of people and vanished right in right of people at HMV in London. Maybe is he is getting the world to follow him with his modern miracles and then.................
 Quoting: Schmoogly Schmoogle


I don't believe he is Jesus, Jesus doesn't do things to show of, Jesus does things to help people! not for there intertainment! If anything, he is the devil! And God will punish him! and will let him burn in hell for all eternity, while we Christens are in heaven with God.

END OF THE STORY!

GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE! DON'T WORSHIP THE DEVIL! HE MAY PROMISE YOU "GREAT" THINGS, BUT HES THE DEVIL, AND THE DEVIL LIES! HE JUST WANTS YOU IDIOTS(DEVIL WORSHIPERS) TO BURN IN HELL WITH HIM SO HE WON'T BURN ALONE WHEN GOD COMES TO TAKE HIS CHILDREN TO HEAVEN WITH HIM!

GOD IS THE ONLY HAVEN FROM THE DEVIL!

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