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What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?

 
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
dogs are a huge pain in the ass, you have to adapt to THEM, instead of them adapting to your enviornment ...
cats adapt to your life style and are not disruptive or demanding, as long as they have access to food and water, and a litter box you are free to live YOUR life
cats don't eat shoes
cats don't gnaw on table legs
cats don't scratch the paint off your door ...
cats don't bark like they are on fire every-time the door bell rings
cats don't piss a puddle when you get home they rarely get excited or out of control
cats don't eat dung
cats don't need baths
cats don't take up the whole bed
cats don't like to go for a ride and they don't put snot on every window of the house
cats eat bugs and rodents and birds that shit on your stuff
cats don't need a fence, a leash or a collar or chew toys
cats don't need to be told twice to get down
cats bury their waste
cats make dogs, and their owners look stupid.
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Toxoplasmosis
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Yep, The effects on males and females vary but I've read it this parasite can either: Make men less fearful, brash or brave, leading to dangerous situation like road accidents. For women it can cause depression with inconclusive research linking it to increased risk of suicide or similar self-directed violence. Also mutually both men and women can suffer increased risks of other health problems.

For those who don't know- look up wiki. I thought it was interesting how little attention was put to it considering the prevalence of cats in our society. I'm probably infected with it but as far as i read into it it seems like it's not easy to receive treatment for it, as there is one, for some reason. It feels like an conspiracy to me, considering its behavioral impacts.

Cats are not supposed to be indoor animals- They should not defecate in litter bins as it is how toxoplasmosis is transmitted- through feces when the bin is touched by hand or through the cat walking on the floor with toxoplasmosis contaminated paws.
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CAT-WORM-ITIS!!
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Dude cats can be cool, my old one learned how to open and shut the door behind him..
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Wow, dog people and cat people actually hate each other? I always thought that was just a stereotype/joke.

I personally feel dogs and cats are equal, different types of pets for different types of people.
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I agree with you,100%
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my 2 cats keep my property free of rodents, and they are blood thirsty little hunters who absolutely shred apart their pray (mice,moles,rabbits,birds,bats), i swear my 2 cats are psychotic!
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always had a cat outside.

like the other poster said, cats are born killers.

it will lay wait for days for something to come out of its hiding place once it has been discovered.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Boring and obvious troll is boring and obvious.
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Don't have to walk the cat.
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just have to smell its feces all day...
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Well i'm the middle man.

Have 1 cat and 2 dogs.


As i type this, i have a staffy lying across my legs on the couch, a german shepard in front of me, and a cat behind my head.

Had both dogs and cats growing up. both are trully awesome animals for their own reasons. Dogs are much more time demanding and require. a lot of patience (you can tell an incredible amount about people from their pets personalities, dogs tell you almost everything).

Lots of pros and cons about both.
is one better then the other? Not by a long shot. forget the positives, the negatives put them both so far behind there is NO coming back!

Dead draw, with a concession win to whatever positives your pets give you
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Sunnie daze you are deluded.
My friends cat absolutely destroyed his couch.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Actually I would choose just about any animal over a dog. Dogs are worthless, noisy, shit machines and probably the most unclean animals on planet Earth. I can see where people might NEED them around to perform tasks but I can't understand why anyone would actually WANT them around unnecessarily. Filthy, filthy, stupid animals!
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Cats don't kill human babies in the house, like dogs do.
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I will say this, I've had both too and cats are pretty cool, but dogs are much cleaner as far as no litter etc, and I hate cats now because of the smell they create, and the way they 'spray' yuck.

The disorder is called pussy galore syndrome, it has to do with wanting at least one pussy by your side at all times....well at least the mens disorder is called that.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
It's called small apartment-itis.
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Cats rule ...dogs drool. Deal with it.
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I don't have a cat because I live in the city. I wouldnt own a cat unless it was free to roam both outdoors and indoors, and the city isn't a safe place for a cat to roam.

My roommate however has a cat, indoor only. The stupid thing scratches the shit out of my furniture and always knocks everything over. The one small cat is entirely more destructive than my three dogs combined.
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Dogs are for empty people that want and need unconditional love or have something missing in their lives. You actually have to pay attention to a cat for a cat's respect.
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You can't earn a cat's respect.

They are instruments of the devil
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How terribly boring this world would be if we all policed each other into monotonous drones.

I am quite glad to be unique and not a cardboard cut-out.
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I have both, so I must be a special kind of crazy.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Actually, unlike dog owners, they actually are quite healthy. Dog owners have a narcissistic personality disorder since they depend on an animal which by nature is so devoted to its owner. Cats are not like this. In fact, just the opposite, they want all the attention given to them.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
dogs are a huge pain in the ass, you have to adapt to THEM, instead of them adapting to your enviornment ...
cats adapt to your life style and are not disruptive or demanding, as long as they have access to food and water, and a litter box you are free to live YOUR life
cats don't eat shoes
cats don't gnaw on table legs
cats don't scratch the paint off your door ...
cats don't bark like they are on fire every-time the door bell rings
cats don't piss a puddle when you get home they rarely get excited or out of control
cats don't eat dung
cats don't need baths
cats don't take up the whole bed
cats don't like to go for a ride and they don't put snot on every window of the house
cats eat bugs and rodents and birds that shit on your stuff
cats don't need a fence, a leash or a collar or chew toys
cats don't need to be told twice to get down
cats bury their waste
cats make dogs, and their owners look stupid.
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


T H I S
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Female mostly liberal ( so far she is still in her 20's there is hope) child...cat person
Male conservative child ( also in his twenties)...dog person.
Very telling
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I wouldn't be w/o a cat - we would have way too many tick-infested ground squirrels without our cat. My husband caught a bad dose of Lyme's once and we don't need that again.
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A cat is a much better companion for apartment living than a dog. To force a dog to live in a small apartment is pretty cruel.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Why can't a person just like both?

I know, it's a strange theory
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
dogs are for those that want ot be obeyed

which is why the dog was ARES' animal in greek myth

look at dog owners, especially pit bull dog owners

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