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What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?

 
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i really love Nature and Animals especially Dogs,

cats are strange animals, If you have good luck and you get a very calm and pretty and good hearted cat everything is ok!

But there are cats out there with a very bad character its like humans .... i have had some cats before but i decided to never want a cat again ... you always have that poop and shit on you litter and it stinks like hell, also it isnt really healthy


Then i must say cats are strange animals, they just do what they want to do its called nature ... like you, i think you also want to be free and want to do what you want and not be commanded, think about it

one thing is for sure:

if you say cats are dumb animals i hate cats, it just shows that you yourself are very naive and dumb
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11/17/2012 08:06 AM
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You have to earn a cat's love ...
Dogs just give it to you ....

So ... dog people are basically whore lovers ... can't earn love.
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Dogs have unconditional love for all mankind. Nothing wrong with that.
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11/17/2012 08:13 AM
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dogs are a huge pain in the ass, you have to adapt to THEM, instead of them adapting to your enviornment ...
cats adapt to your life style and are not disruptive or demanding, as long as they have access to food and water, and a litter box you are free to live YOUR life
cats don't eat shoes
cats don't gnaw on table legs
cats don't scratch the paint off your door ...
cats don't bark like they are on fire every-time the door bell rings
cats don't piss a puddle when you get home they rarely get excited or out of control
cats don't eat dung
cats don't need baths
cats don't take up the whole bed
cats don't like to go for a ride and they don't put snot on every window of the house
cats eat bugs and rodents and birds that shit on your stuff
cats don't need a fence, a leash or a collar or chew toys
cats don't need to be told twice to get down
cats bury their waste
cats make dogs, and their owners look stupid.
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


All true. You have to earn your cat's love and attention. You have really accomplished something when you do and it really isn't that hard to do. You can't force yourself on them. It just takes some calm, patience and love. Some people are just not suited for cats. If your cat hasn't come around you after about two weeks, you might want to find her another home. You obviously are not the right personality. They know. You don't. Or you may want to start off with a kitten. They are more trusting and adaptable to strange surroundings than an older cat.

I have both. I recently aquired a couple of little house dogs. I love them both. Dogs do need human companionship much more than cats. No disputing that. Lacking that, they need a pack to belong too. I feel so bad for the dogs in America that spend their lives on a chain in the backyard. They are being horribly neglected.
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11/17/2012 08:19 AM
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the kind of screw loose that doesn't have to go around picking up smelly dog shit everywhere, and walking around, swinging their little bags of joy, for all the world to see
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11/17/2012 08:23 AM
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It's the same crazy that people have when they have and takfe care of kids!
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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not as bad as the one you have for thinking such ignorant bullshit..

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the kind of screw loose that doesn't have to go around picking up smelly dog shit everywhere, and walking around, swinging their little bags of joy, for all the world to see
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gondi toxioplasmosis look it up. A parasite transmitted to humans by cats. Extremely common and extremly dangerous
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11/17/2012 08:36 AM
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I have cats because they weigh 10 pounds, are soft, loving, clean and quiet.

That verses a dog that smells like shit, has to be let out to poop, barks like a fucking idiot all the time, eats a shitload of food, and jumps all over me.

The dog belongs to the wife and I don't like it. It's a stupid animal.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
dogs are a huge pain in the ass, you have to adapt to THEM, instead of them adapting to your enviornment ...
cats adapt to your life style and are not disruptive or demanding, as long as they have access to food and water, and a litter box you are free to live YOUR life
cats don't eat shoes
cats don't gnaw on table legs
cats don't scratch the paint off your door ...
cats don't bark like they are on fire every-time the door bell rings
cats don't piss a puddle when you get home they rarely get excited or out of control
cats don't eat dung
cats don't need baths
cats don't take up the whole bed
cats don't like to go for a ride and they don't put snot on every window of the house
cats eat bugs and rodents and birds that shit on your stuff
cats don't need a fence, a leash or a collar or chew toys
cats don't need to be told twice to get down
cats bury their waste
cats make dogs, and their owners look stupid.
 Quoting: SunnyDaze


All true. You have to earn your cat's love and attention. You have really accomplished something when you do and it really isn't that hard to do. You can't force yourself on them. It just takes some calm, patience and love. Some people are just not suited for cats. If your cat hasn't come around you after about two weeks, you might want to find her another home. You obviously are not the right personality. They know. You don't. Or you may want to start off with a kitten. They are more trusting and adaptable to strange surroundings than an older cat.

I have both. I recently aquired a couple of little house dogs. I love them both. Dogs do need human companionship much more than cats. No disputing that. Lacking that, they need a pack to belong too. I feel so bad for the dogs in America that spend their lives on a chain in the backyard. They are being horribly neglected.
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Cats will vom on your bed or chair.
Cats will scratch the shit out of your couch.
Cat will not save your life from anything. Dogs in Vietnam saved lives.
Cat will snuggle a burglars leg.
Cat will not tell you when someone is at your door.
A cat will not play catch with you.
Cat thinks you work for him or her and that it is more than equal to you.
Cats kill babies !
Cats your pet birds
A dog will wake you up if there is a fire.
Even a dog knows cats are evil cuz the chase them away.
Cats are lazy. They will not pull your sled... I've tried.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968




My first wife and I had cats, and I hated it. The house ALWAYS reeked of CAT! I don't know how it ended up this way, but we ended up with 13 Black cats! I know I was working a lot, maybe a lot more than I thought. I finally got fed up[ and questioned, cats or me. She said cats, but that I would be back. Never got within thirty feet of her again.

Cats (felines) are the only other animal besides man that is openly predatory towards man. Cats are never accepted into your family, they only accept you as their property. When a cat comes home, it DEMANDS attention immediately. It does NOT care what you are doing, you are only there to serve it! Cats were once thought of as GODs, and they demand the continued servitude today.

Dogs ask for so little. If you forget to feed it for a day or so, it will go out and hunt for itself, happily ridding the neighborhood of pests; both small and larger kids and the occasional neighbor. You rub a dog on the head and it wags their tail in happy ignorance. You rub a cat on the head, and are stuck for life, or till whenever it decides to walk away.
A dog will love you through thick and thin times, laying at your feet, waiting for an occasional rub, pat, or word from you that acknowledges it's existence.

A dog will kill for you. A dog will die for you. A cat will sit back and wait until you are dead, and then it will eat you!
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I have a bird. He's better than either one.
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11/17/2012 09:24 AM
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Dog people know what being ALPHA is all about. If you want your pet to be ALPHA then get a cat.

Like them both but don't want a cat. Fur is too staticy, makes my face itch. Gets on counters and knocks over things. Leaves yard easily to aggravate neighbors by pooping in their yard and spreading toxoplasmas to people trying to avoid it.

Households with dog and cat are fun, there's room for all kinds of love but I prefer the dog by far.

It's the none-animal lovers period that I'm concerned about.How can you not love animals?
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11/17/2012 09:33 AM
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968


What kind of an idiot makes a post like this in the first place? You really need to get a life.
I have one of each. But its my cat that keeps our house free of field mice.
I can't believe that i've wasted my time replying tp this shite
i spent most of my money on fast cars, booze and women, the rest i just squandered…
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What the heck do dogs that can top cats??? Cats catch rats and other vermin. Also the best insect control pets in the universe and don't give me that watch dog crap. My cat will growl before anyone even hits my sidewalk. Hah! Cats rule, dogs drool.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968


I've always been a cat person. I like dogs, but they are not meant for me or my lifestyle. A dog in my home would probably be very unhappy. But my cat is the queen in our home.

Pets add to the quality of life. But we're different people with different lifestyles and hobbies, and different tastes in animals and pets.
That doesn't mean that someone who chooses differently than you have a screw loose. But the fact that you think so, and would like everybody to fit in the same mold you do, tells me that you probably do have more than one or two screws loose.
Just because we are alive does not mean we know how to live.
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Cats do NOT spread toxoplasmosis. You have to directly PUT CAT SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH IN ORDER TO CATCH IT. Dumbass. Do the research.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968
Moron.
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11/17/2012 10:41 AM
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Cats are pretty independent.

Dogs are very needy.

What kind of "mental disorder" do people have who need a needy pet?

:)
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THIS. Dog people are pathetic. And who wants to pick up crap all the time?
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I have cats because they weigh 10 pounds, are soft, loving, clean and quiet.

That verses a dog that smells like shit, has to be let out to poop, barks like a fucking idiot all the time, eats a shitload of food, and jumps all over me.

The dog belongs to the wife and I don't like it. It's a stupid animal.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19623226


The problem is people don't train their dogs. And are too lazy to keep up with the work involved with having a dog. And are so narcissistic that think the dog is there for their purpose and to give them free love when a dog is really a working animal. Get a dog for protection or hunting, not to sit around the house barking. He's barking becaues he's bored. Duh. Cats will fetch you mice and you don't have to worry.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I have both, love both equally, both are equally deserving of love. Cats are difficult to transport, but can be left alone for a day or two on their own. Dogs are easy to transport, but can't be left alone for more than 12 hours or so. If I had to choose one over the other, I'd have to choose the dog because of its never ending loyalty
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my cats serve a purpose, they keep the rodents in my yard in check, moles were destroying my lawn but now there are none thanks to my skilled hunters and no mice either, inside or out, vicious little hunters and effective! i have watched them rip some other animals to shreds! can your little teacup chihuahua do that??????
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Basically lonely, divorced men get cats and lonely, divorced women get dogs.

Happy families usually get a combo.
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It is truly one of life's mystery's OP, I fully concur.
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How dare you insult the godlike feline. Didn't you know the Egyptians worshiped cat's as gods? Your thread is blasphemy.
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Cats rule ...dogs drool. Deal with it.
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+1
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968

some people prefer companions above slaves.

if you have a dog, you automatically usurpate him for life; that way, he's your responsability for life. you deny the dog his own life, you deny the dog any growth.

a cat simple doens't take such shit; and decides on his or her own, with which families it wil mingle.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
The cats are only stinky when they fart. Dogs are stinky all the time.
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Cats are arrogant, dogs are humble and loving.
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The cats are only stinky when they fart. Dogs are stinky all the time.
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BS!

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