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What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?

 
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It is not a mental disorder, just some impaired judgement. Dogs are the better choice, all day every day.
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Dog owners want blind loyality
Cat owners have to earn the cats respect
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Dog owners want blind loyality
Cat owners have to earn the cats respect
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That's why I won't own a cat.
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Dog owners want blind loyality
Cat owners have to earn the cats respect
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No, dog owners get blind loyalty. Cat's think they are above humans in their arrogance. And their silly owners pander to them.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
a deep seated aversion to animals that slobber.
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11/17/2012 12:13 PM
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Cats don't have souls

That's all! You heard it here first!
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Toxoplasmosis
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This. Brain parasites that live in your head till you die. They alter your behavior too. It's pretty crazy. Google search it.
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I use to have pet skunks. Fifi and Ralph. Beautiful creatures.whistle

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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Hey dogtard, why would it matter? Cats are obviously more independant than dogs. Is that why the Egyptians praised cats so much? Answer me that douche canoe!
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Hey dogtard, why would it matter? Cats are obviously more independant than dogs. Is that why the Egyptians praised cats so much? Answer me that douche canoe!
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Who gives a crap what the Egyptians did or think? They believed a lot of silly things.
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My brother and sister in law have five cats. They are otherwise normal and nice people :) Me, I have one dog, and I probably have a few screws loose. Who knows
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the kind of screw loose that doesn't have to go around picking up smelly dog shit everywhere, and walking around, swinging their little bags of joy, for all the world to see
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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Well I think it depends. If someones cat just happens to be a tiger and or a black leapard, and you and your dog happen to be a snack. The screw loose thingy REALLY does not make too much sense. Hhmmm!
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
There is obviously a screw or two loose.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2364968


Hey dogtard, why would it matter? Cats are obviously more independant than dogs. Is that why the Egyptians praised cats so much? Answer me that douche canoe!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27706801


Who gives a crap what the Egyptians did or think? They believed a lot of silly things.
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Umm well sure they may have done some silly things, like build the pyramids etc, but not like they had a lot of dog carvings etc lying around.

I like all animals but dogs are a wee bit more digusting than cats. Any animal that eats their own puke as a meal has some mental issues...lol
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
Don't have to walk the cat.
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just have to smell its feces all day...
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if you weren't so lazy and cleaned it's litter box you wouldn't have to worry about it..

and btw.. to date there are no known illnesses that can be transmitted from cat to human... Dogs on the other hand are filthy and germ ridden
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
It is not a mental disorder, just some impaired judgement. Dogs are the better choice, all day every day.
 Quoting: FubarMan


It's hard to find a cat that makes too much noise, but it's nearly impossible to get dogs to shut the fuck up. bark bark bark, all the fucking time.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
It is not a mental disorder, just some impaired judgement. Dogs are the better choice, all day every day.
 Quoting: FubarMan


Dog owners need to be in 'control'. Cat owners live and let live.

When control is excercised, dogs obey, cats are defiant.

Cat owners are 'live and let live', dog owners have to control something.

Plain and simple.

You decide who has the mental issue!
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
My childhood best friend was a cat that was exactly like a dog in every way. Even played fetch. Go figure... When he died it was one of the biggest heartbreaks of my teen years.

I'm an animal person, period. Cats, dogs, parrots, turtles.

What does it matter? They're awesome. It's not a mental disorder to love them. It's a mental disorder not to love them.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
It is not a mental disorder, just some impaired judgement. Dogs are the better choice, all day every day.
 Quoting: FubarMan


Dog owners need to be in 'control'. Cat owners live and let live.

When control is excercised, dogs obey, cats are defiant.

Cat owners are 'live and let live', dog owners have to control something.

Plain and simple.

You decide who has the mental issue!
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You said it man, I had a former roomie who had a rottweiler and he yelled at that dog which seemed to be daily. Liked being the "big man" in control. Totally true!
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My cat is like a dog. He "chirps", he barks, he is always by my side. He sleeps with me at night at the foot of bed. The only difference is he cleans up after himself and I don't have to take him for a walk when he needs to poop or pee. :)

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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
The real tell tale sign of mental illness is when people make facebook pages for their pets. Talk about having too much time on your hands.

And then they friend you or ask you to like their page. Sad and pathetic that grown adults have nothing better to do. But I guess thats why its mental illness.
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There is obviously a screw or two loose.
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What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog? I call it love.catdance
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
My family got both cats and dogs now. Started with a cat when I was a kid and she was with me all her 14 year old life and she actually "trained" kittens we've gotten after her or she got herself, when we got a dog in the house our cats came to me for "protection" at times when the dog wanted to play with them. Love from a cat beats the love of a dog anyday, but a dog-person would not understand and I can't make you. I cried when our oldest cat died since she had been with me since forever :(. Not hating on dogs thou since they are awesome aswell.

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Hmmm. 2 cats 1 dog 2 humans and we decided to get another dog...working on our own ark. Lol.

So what should i get for my chow/golden mix boy to complete our dysfuntional pack?
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
I volunteer at an animal shelter. I love taking the dogs for walks and playing with them. I have my favorites, and occasionally a dog comes along that makes me wish I had a proper yard for it (because I love gun dogs and shepherds, and they need room. But I choose to live with cats.

Dogs will give you absolutely unconditional love in a way that no other creature will. You can be the biggest fuckup and loser ever, and your dog will still love you. But dogs have heavy emotional needs--they need you to be their leader, and they need your approval. A well-trained dog is a happy dog because once they know the rules, they know how to please you.

That's a lot to take on, and I honestly don't feel up to it (I don't have kids for pretty much the same reason). I'm also a very live-and-let-live person who doesn't enjoy controlling or being controlled by others. So I prefer to live with animals that are more self-sufficient and independent, as most cats tend to be.

I have several cats, and while a couple are lovey lap cats, the rest are more independent. They're happy to take any affection I give them, but as long as I keep them fed and their boxes clean they don't make many demands on me. I've also got one who is a great hunter, and he keeps the rat and mole population in check, which is a nice bonus.

It's cold, windy, and rainy here today, so I'm lying on the couch with my oldest cats and the younger ones are off doing whatever it is they do. I don't have to walk anybody, and I can clean their box at my convenience rather than following them around in the rain with plastic bags. It's a good day to be a cat person. :) But I do admit that in the warmer months, when I'm at the beach or hiking or just hanging out in front of my neighborhood coffee house, I sometimes wish I had a dog with me.

And I agree that having an affinity for one type of animal or another isn't a sign that there's a "screw loose"--it's not having affection for any animals at all that's a red flag for me.
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I agree with you 100%
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
i'll be honest from my experience i notice most dog people are the sheep and most cat people are the conspiracy freaks

i'm a cat person myself and i actually just had a dog for one week because we had to take care of this dog from my friend.

i liked how cute the dog was

i didn't like the fact he chewed up my shoelaces on the 3rd day or that he peed in my shoes one the first day

he did the same to my roommates shoelaces

he was pretty smart as he would grab his empty bowl and bring it over so i can refill it.

and going to sleep was a nightmare

when i had a cat i didn't have these problems

cats don't need much attention. They are self sufficient
They are actually the badass here

Dogs are pussies as they always need affection and care
They are just bigger and better built that is why they would tear a cat up.. but pound for pound a cat is stronger than a dog and i think a cat would survive longer on this planet than a dog during doom.5a
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
My cat uses the toilette and never needs the Charmin.

When it is to ugly to go out his door to the mountain leaves he uses the guest commode.

And when we had a thing called human being break in and hide under our house in the basement.....the cat told on him.

And the police beat on him and drug him int e patrol car.

The cat actually would run the brick ledge around the house to the door the man went through.....then run back into the house and sit in front of the cold air return duck.....sniffing and staring at the grill like he was waiting for a chance to spot the prey he smelled in behind it.

The wandering drunk was stupid enough to smoke in our basement where he was hiding at.

We love our cats they are super cool and they rule the yards and nooks and crannies.
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It's the internet, home of cat lovers and other sad and lonely people anthropomorphizing animal slaves as their friends.
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Clearly you dont have a cat or you would know the cat becomes the owner and you become their slaves.
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Re: What kind of mental disorder do people have who choose to have a pet cat over a pet dog?
both are great pets
2 different personality types suited for different people, pointless argument.
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smooch intelligent response to a dumb remark

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