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Sweating like a:??? you fill in the blank

 
Anonymous Coward
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Sweating Wilcock During a lie detector test
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07/06/2012 10:28 PM
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Get a long sleeve Under Armour heatgear shirt preferably light colored and it will have you laughing at the suns heat even when hot, works for me = sweat about a quarter as much as i used to! get one and laugh at the heat. Also a hat that covers your ears and neck, also light colored and to top it off get sun blocking pants and sunglasses and you have made life much easier when in the heat and the sun will not make you hot. Sunblock lotions, no thanks.
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07/06/2012 10:34 PM
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sweating like a tihuana whore
sweating like a tutsoon taking an algebra exam
sweating like an Arab in custom's
sweating like a nun in a cucumber field
sweating like a priest outside an all boys school playground

Last Edited by Illuminated-Lineage on 07/06/2012 10:35 PM
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07/06/2012 11:11 PM
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Sweating like diamond miner at a rectum checkpoint.
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07/06/2012 11:16 PM

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Sweating like two rats fucking in a wool sock
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07/06/2012 11:18 PM
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Sweating like an obese American at 100F degrees.
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HEY! We resemble that remark!
 Quoting: Anita Pooporshart


You really do.

Definition of Resemble:

Have qualities or features, esp. those of appearance, in common with (someone or something); look or seem like.


But i think you meant 'resent'.


Definition of Resent:

Feel bitterness or indignation at (a circumstance, action, or person).
 Quoting: Ardhanarishvara


Its called tongue in cheek humor. yes, I did mean to say that. This is a fun thread making fun out of this horrible heat wave.
 Quoting: Anita Pooporshart



They obviously never watched the Three Stooges. it's not funny when you have to explain a joke to morons.
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Sweating like Kobe Bryant in a rape trial
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11/14/2012 04:20 PM
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Sweating like Keith Sweat in a sweat lodge, wearing a sweater and sweat-pants!

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11/14/2012 04:23 PM
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sweating like a long distance runners no mans land between ass and gential.
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11/14/2012 04:25 PM
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........ a kid on jim'l fix it ;)
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11/14/2012 04:26 PM
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........ a kid on jim'l fix it ;)
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cruise

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11/14/2012 04:27 PM
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Sweating like a dog?
NO, dogs don't sweat, they cool by panting.

Sweating like a pig?
NO, pigs don't sweat, they seek water or mud to cool off.

Sweating like a horse?
YES, a well worked horse gets lathered in sweat.

Conventional wisdom is 1 for 3.
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06/26/2013 12:43 AM
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Sweatin like a hooker on nickel night
Yes I Did !!!!
Yes I Did !!

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06/26/2013 12:49 AM

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".... like a whore in church."


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06/26/2013 12:52 AM
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......like a ni&&a at a Klan convention
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06/26/2013 12:53 AM
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Sweating like a pig farmer in afghanistan....

Sweating like Hitler at a bar Mitzvah..

Sweating like a Black at a KKK national convention...

Sweating like an AK47 salesman at a basrah flemarket..
BxMac

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06/26/2013 01:15 AM
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Like a pro-Palestinian activist at a Israeli bulldozer convention.

Like a kid in Gene Rosen's driveway.

Like George Zimmerman at a New Black Panther rally.

Like an Irishman before the pubs open.
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06/26/2013 01:28 AM
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the experession is sweat like a pig.

Look at these american ignormus. I do wish usa WAS NUked.
Leveller
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06/26/2013 02:00 AM
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the experession is sweat like a pig.

Look at these american ignormus. I do wish usa WAS NUked.
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You are dumb.
Children of the Atom

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06/26/2013 02:01 AM
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Ill start. From one of my AA friends.

Sweating like a run away slave.
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Sweating like a racist under the barrel of a gun.
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06/26/2013 02:03 AM
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Look at these american ignormus...
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‘ignormus’ ROR! Wot a tit!
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06/26/2013 02:03 AM
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patrick ewing waiting for the 4 train
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Look at these american ignormus...
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‘ignormus’ ROR! Wot a tit!
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06/26/2013 02:09 AM
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Sweating like a newcomer at an AA meeting.
Fucking shill , outing yourself like that.
What does the second A stand for slapnutz.
Put that on your resume too ?
Conjure Woman

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06/26/2013 02:34 AM
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Sweating like a shill on GLP...chuckle
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06/26/2013 02:38 AM
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A paedophile in a toy store.
What I believe is not what I know, because if I believed what I knew i wouldn't question what I believed, I would know it - LF
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06/26/2013 03:04 AM
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Sweating like Obama's butthole in a gay bar.
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06/26/2013 03:32 AM
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...like a vicar in a whorehouse.

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