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Zombie/Madness virus! Bath Salts blamed on epidemic of naked crimes

 
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Zombie/Madness virus! Bath Salts blamed on epidemic of naked crimes
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- June 5: Broward County, Florida woman blocks intersection, exposing her herself

- June 12: Naked woman from Munnsville, New York punches kids and strangles dog.

- June 14: Half-naked Georgia man threatens to eat police at golf driving range.

- June 15: Texas woman crashes car, strips and eats ice cream in Houston.

- June 16: Naked Illinois man surfs on car hood.

- June 17: Naked woman fights with hospital staff in Altoona, Pennsylvania.

- June 20: Miami man breaks into house, strips naked, throws furniture and bites man.

- June 20: Police in Phoenix, Arizona fish a naked man out of Tempe Town Lake where he had been illegally swimming for an hour.

- June 23: Naked woman in Utica, New York tries to eat a cop.

- June 26: Naked man in Calgary, Canada found smashing his head on a fence.

- June 29: Naked Scottsdale, Arizona carjacking suspect causes multiple accidents and then crawls on car roof and sings.

- July 1: Venice, California man dry humps the air while completely nude.

- July 4: Man wearing no pants crashes moving truck into Phoenix house.
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Re: Zombie/Madness virus! Bath Salts blamed on epidemic of naked crimes
Nevermind the fact that bath salts are being systematically ruled out in all these cases after the fact, that's page 12 news. Retractions don't sell papers/generate clicks.

Nevermind the fact that an alarming amount of these cases are turning out to be no drugs of any kind at all.

Nevermind that the sheer number of attacks daily now far outweighs any amount of 'normal crazies' that we typically see in the span of a month.

Nevermind all that, turn on Toddlers and Tiara's, crack open a beer and relax, everything is okay.

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Re: Zombie/Madness virus! Bath Salts blamed on epidemic of naked crimes
We should combine aaallll the threads together and have a serious discussion about these types of incidents.

This is NUTS.
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Re: Zombie/Madness virus! Bath Salts blamed on epidemic of naked crimes
We should combine aaallll the threads together and have a serious discussion about these types of incidents.

This is NUTS.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10302139


First, someone needs to go do a shit-load of research to figure out weather or not people have always stripped naked and gone buck nutty. It's possible this stuff happens every year but not every incident would make national news. Most of the incidents would probably only make local news.

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