I know a beautiful tropical cove about 20-25 miles up from Leogone in Haiti, all the free coconuts and pineapples anyone could wish for, a clear natural running spring for water, and a crystal clear 80+ degree ocean full of so many coral reefs you won't want to leave. For the folks who would prefer a bit more pampered care there is a Club Med about 10 more miles away. This place can only be reached if you know exactly where to cut through the palm trees off the main road, it would be sublime for a true ultimate GLP party.