I believe a bird has given me AIDS after it attacked me by pecking at me, drawing blood...

Sure it wasn't a bat instead of a bird?

Put that free socialist medicare to work and go get an aids test.

what? little tweetie birds are timid and don't go near humans.

go to the doctor and get tested. it could be something else? are you having unprotected sex?

That's unfortunate.

There have to be body fluids swapped. Birds don't have body fluids on their beaks.

Even if it did, injuries bleed out. They do that naturally to get rid of infections.

Relax. No HIV for you.

You mean while your buddy was fucking you up the ass?

lol yeah

bird flu.

did u come to this conclusion while u were stoned?

are you fuckign serious guy? aids from getting bit by a bird?

well if you think a bird gave it to you then yeah you have it, and remember to put your teeth under your pillow as well.

i dont know about a bird, but if you said a magic came down a tree and poked you with his pecker then i would believe you more.

Hi Idgits, why don't you log in before you make these types of threads?

The OP is a Republican Congressman who went to a bathhouse & had a little bit too much fun and is now trying to revise history, in true christain fashion.