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FETCH ME THE SPEAR OF DESTINY, NOW!

 
ANAKIN
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12/17/2005 08:59 AM
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FETCH ME THE SPEAR OF DESTINY, NOW!
Dear GLP readers,

I have been reading your posts for quite some time now.

It is time I ask a favor.

Please READ and do the following:

For more than 1,000 years, the spear of destiny (the spear that pierced Jesus Christ) has been a symbol of power to the emperors of the Holy Roman Empire. The legend of the Spear has been fulfilled for good or evil.

- Constantine the Great claimed the spear guided him through providence.

- The Frankish General Karl Martel used the spear in battle.

- Emperor Charlemagne lived and slept within reach of the spear, and attributed 47 battle victories to its powers.

In all, 45 emperors over 1,000 years claimed the Spear of Destiny as a possession.

I have deciced I have to possess it.

In my quest over the past three months, I have made countless trips to the museum where it lies, to gaze in awe at the spear.

Recently I went into a trance.

I slowly became aware of a mighty presence around it -- the same awesome presence which I had experienced inwardly on those rare occasions in my life when I had sensed that a great destiny awaited me.

It is nearly 2006, I feel I will rise to power soon.

I will tell you what you must do.

The spear now once again resides in the Hapsburg Treasure House Museum in Vienna.

Fetch it for me. I command you.
_The Operator_

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12/17/2005 09:13 AM
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"Recently I went into a trance."


Your meditations and invocations setup in layers and levels of 3.

Lu ci fer: 3 syllables
Ah ri man: " "

ANAKIN.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2005 09:19 AM
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"Fetch it for me. I command you."

I hear and obey Master!

Please let me know at your soonest how soon you can send me the estimated $20,000.00 I'll need to accomplish this mission!
Yoda
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12/17/2005 09:31 AM
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Hmmm… much impatience this one has. I see not good things from this one, much darkness he has. If great you be, fetch spear yourself you would, hmm?
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2005 09:38 AM
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Re: FETCH ME THE SPEAR OF DESTINY, NOW!
watch narnia.

the white witch has it.
Anonymous Coward
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12/17/2005 09:41 AM
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No more destiny for me thanks. That rabbit hole runs too deep and leads to nowhere.
Bob the Monkey

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12/17/2005 09:44 AM
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How 'bout I just give you a quarter and you go get yourself a stick of gum.

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