BREAKING: Roddy Piper is being cloned by uninfected secret group to kill alien archon slime infestation!
Bubble gum is being manufactured secretly too to fuel the Piper clones. pump action shot guns will be readily available. The aliens do not know how to lie on internet and through walk in hosts to overt this attack. Large black men are being cloned to assist the Piper clones that together will lead a redneck army in alien war.