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got an email from the fbi
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Intelligence Field Unit
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.


URGENT ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY



I AM SPECIAL AGENT JOHN EDWARD FROM THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (FBI) INTELLIGENCE UNIT, WE HAVE JUST INTERCEPTED AND CONFISCATED TWO (2) TRUNK BOXES AT JFK AIRPORT IN NEW YORK, AND ARE ON THE VERGE OF MOVING IT TO OUR BUREAU HEAD QUARTERS.


WE HAVE SCANNED THE SAID BOXES, AND HAVE FOUND IT TO CONTAIN A TOTAL SUM OF $4.1 MILLION AND ALSO BACKUP DOCUMENT WHICH BEARS YOUR NAME AS THE RECEIVER OF THE MONEY CONTAINED IN THE BOXES, INVESTIGATIONS CARRIED OUT ON THE DIPLOMAT WHICH ACCOMPANIED THE BOXES INTO THE UNITED STATES HAS IT THAT HE WAS TO DELIVER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR RESIDENCE AS PAYMENT WHICH WAS DUE YOU FROM THE OFFICE OF FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA FROM UNPAID CONTRACT SUMS.


WE CROSS-CHECKED ALL LEGAL DOCUMENTATION IN THE BOXES, AND WERE ABOUT TO RELEASE THE CONSIGNMENT TO THE DIPLOMAT,WHEN WE FOUND OUT THAT THE BOXES IS LACKING ONE VERY IMPORTANT DOCUMENTATION WHICH AS A RESULT, THE BOXES HAS BEEN CONFISCATED.


ACCORDING TO SECTION 229 SUBSECTION 31 OF THE 1991 CONSTITUTION IN TAX PAYMENT, YOUR CONSIGNMENT LACKS PROOF OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE FROM THE JOINT TEAM OF THE IRS AND HOMELAND SECURITY, AND THERE FOR, YOU MUST CONTACT US FOR DIRECTION ON HOW TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE, SO THAT YOU CAN BE RELIEVED OF THE CHARGES OF EVADING TAX WHICH IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE UNDER SECTION 12 SUBSECTION 441 OF CONSTITUTION ON TAX EVASION.


YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO ME ON THIS EMAIL {john.edwarrd119@live.com} WITHIN 72HOURS, SO THAT I WILL GUIDE YOU ON HOW TO GET THE NEEDED DOCUMENT. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVE MAY LEAD YOU INTO PROBLEM, YOU WILL BE ARRESTED, INTERROGATED AND PROSECUTED IN THE COURT OF LAW FOR MONEY LAUNDRY.


WE MAY ALSO GET THE FINANCIAL ACTION TASK FORCE ON MONEY LAUNDERING (FATF) INVOLVED IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS. YOU ARE ALSO ADVISED NOT TO GET IN CONTACT WITH ANY BANK IN AFRICA, EUROPE OR ANY OTHER INSTITUTION, AS YOUR FUND ARE HERE NOW IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


YOURS IN SERVICE

Agent John Edward
Regional Director
Federal Bureau of Investigation
E-mail: john.edwarrd119@live.com
12.21.12

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Re: got an email from the fbi
laugh , damn nigerians ,

Last Edited by 12.21.12 on 07/08/2012 06:52 PM
wisc_natureboy

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Re: got an email from the fbi
Total scam. Ignore it.
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Re: got an email from the fbi
bet they want my bank account number
lol nice try
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Re: got an email from the fbi
norespect
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"roflroflMoney Laundry"
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07/08/2012 06:54 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Nigerian Bureau of Investigation
--Voltaic--

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Re: got an email from the fbi
Forward it to the Real agent they are faking to be.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
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07/08/2012 06:58 PM

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Re: got an email from the fbi
u do realize if youve ever written out a check then your bank acct. number becomes public, right? What do you think those numbers are on the check?


bet they want my bank account number
lol nice try
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07/08/2012 06:59 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
So FBI agents have a "live.com" email address?
lmao
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07/08/2012 07:01 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
5a5a5a5a5a5a5a5a
FEDERAL
BUREAUCRACY
INSTITUTE
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07/08/2012 07:03 PM
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Lmao!!!

Sheesh you would think the dumb fuckers would at least make an effort to make it sound like English.

"may lead you into problem"?????? LOL. !!!

"Money laundry" .....nice..hehe
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07/08/2012 07:04 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
scama
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Forward it to the Real agent they are faking to be.
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This--
The feds usually let these scams go-but now they be all poser FBI and such.Maybe they will go to Nigeria and track those bad boys down and give them a smack down...

Having been to Lagos a few times I put my money on the Nigerians but its the principle thats important here.
I know enough to know that I know nothing
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07/08/2012 07:14 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Definite scam. Got one of these too about a year ago -- just fowarded it along to the real FBI...
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07/08/2012 07:19 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
@live.com chuckle I got one too the other day from...yep you guessed it Director F.B.I. I gather he is using G-Mail now to contact us.
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07/08/2012 07:24 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
In Soviet America secret police don't read your email. You read their email!
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07/08/2012 07:34 PM
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another do
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07/08/2012 07:35 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRED TO GET BACK TO ME ON THIS EMAIL {john.edwarrd119@live.com}



Lmao, I feel sorry for all the old fuckers who think a free email inbox is that of a federal agent...on the other hand the people who don't know any better should get their Identity taken. John Edward how white agent"ish" name, these Nigerians are kind of smart..

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07/08/2012 07:39 PM
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there for.....
therefore.....
*insert palm into face, no wait...
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07/08/2012 07:45 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
bet they want my bank account number
lol nice try
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07/08/2012 07:46 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Email them back and play with them. Those nigerian negroes are dumb as hell. Get them off script, make them think they can get money from you and you can make those dumb negroes do some really funny shit.

I have made them:
*Join my fake church of NAMBLA and hold signs saying they are members of NAMBLA.
* Dress up like KKK members and send me pictures.
* Dick rock string pictures ( One of them pissed of the Church of NAMBLA elders and had to be punished by hanging a big rock from his dick.
* Forced one nigerian male to suck the dick of another nigerian male.
* Made one get a really bad tattoo.
* Working with another guy, we made a nigerian scammer borrow 2600 from nigerian organized crime thinking he was paying for COD shipping of 40 laptop computers. When he opened up the large box, it was an old clothes dryer, when he opened the dryer up, a big cardboard dick popped out. That scammer is most likely dead right now
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Re: got an email from the fbi
if it were real its email addy would be: jsmith@fbi.gov
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I tell you what...I have the scammers email. I will email him back and see if I can bait him to do some really funny shit. This might make a good thread. Keep in mind, it usually takes me a week or so of getting him off script, then I can usually make them do stupid shit for months.
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09/09/2012 08:37 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
tounge Ha, ha. I've got about 20 of these, all from the same agent, with 20 different email contacts. Definitely 419 scammers. Ignore it or bait them. Like the FBI is going to contact you and tell you you're suspected of money laundering.grinning I find it highly unlikely the FBI would email you about anything, they'd just knock on your door. Besides, unless we're outsourcing FBI agents now, I think most of ours can speak basic english.

Go to 419baiter.com for some examples of these scams and some funny reads from this guy that baits them.
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So FBI agents have a "live.com" email address?
lmao
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Yea ikr LOL total fail
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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09/09/2012 08:40 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
OP IT IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT AND TRUE!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!11
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OP IT IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT AND TRUE!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!11
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lmao
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. She stands there with the bulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
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OP IT IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS SO IT MUST BE VERY IMPORTANT AND TRUE!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!11
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Have yo titties fallen off yet?
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Have yo titties fallen off yet?
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Just look for the name ;)

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