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got an email from the fbi

 
ItSeesThroughEyes

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09/09/2012 08:57 PM

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Re: got an email from the fbi
Here you go. One of the best websites online, and older one too. Scam the Nigerian scammers! [link to www.419eater.com]
Faceless Anonymous Baghead
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09/09/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Pretty sure that is legitimate. Congratulations!
Anonymous Coward
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09/09/2012 09:03 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
I would e-mail him back say "Oh no, please don't prosecute me", just to see what the next phase of the game is.

But that's just me.
Anonymous Coward
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09/09/2012 09:11 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
u do realize if youve ever written out a check then your bank acct. number becomes public, right? What do you think those numbers are on the check?


bet they want my bank account number
lol nice try
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 Quoting: BZB


No check shows your account number, it shows the routing number for the bank, but not YOUR account #.
Anonymous Coward
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09/09/2012 09:14 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
I go chop your dollar! I go chop your dollar! It's just a game!
Everybody: chop chop chop! Chop that dollar!! Whoo hoo
I be the master!!

Anonymous Coward
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09/09/2012 09:51 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
Email them back and play with them. Those nigerian negroes are dumb as hell. Get them off script, make them think they can get money from you and you can make those dumb negroes do some really funny shit.

I have made them:
*Join my fake church of NAMBLA and hold signs saying they are members of NAMBLA.
* Dress up like KKK members and send me pictures.
* Dick rock string pictures ( One of them pissed of the Church of NAMBLA elders and had to be punished by hanging a big rock from his dick.
* Forced one nigerian male to suck the dick of another nigerian male.
* Made one get a really bad tattoo.
* Working with another guy, we made a nigerian scammer borrow 2600 from nigerian organized crime thinking he was paying for COD shipping of 40 laptop computers. When he opened up the large box, it was an old clothes dryer, when he opened the dryer up, a big cardboard dick popped out. That scammer is most likely dead right now
 Quoting: MelvinKartinWeatherGenius


HAHA! I used to work for a deaf phone relay service and our lines would be clogged with nigerian scammers trying to buy stuff with stolen credit cards and have it shipped to lagos, nigeria. Those fuckers are annoying! good for you, messing with them. i would like to mess with them too, any ideas? i have an iphone app called skout, and you can meet people from all over the world, i can tell a lot of them are nigerian scammers trying to instantly get you to talk to them on yahoo and give them all your info. what should i do to these stupid scammers?

also...an @live.com email account?
pick

damn they are stupid.

there used to be a website with nothing but pics that people convinced the nigerian scammers to send them doing fucked up things! anyone know this link?
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09/09/2012 09:53 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
I tell you what...I have the scammers email. I will email him back and see if I can bait him to do some really funny shit. This might make a good thread. Keep in mind, it usually takes me a week or so of getting him off script, then I can usually make them do stupid shit for months.
 Quoting: MelvinKartinWeatherGenius


DOOO ITT!!! you will be my hero! post the pics and convos here! hahahaha

there was a website where a nigerian was trying to scam someone to send them a mac laptop computer, and they mailed them a "laptop" made out of cardboard and taped together, and if i remember correctly that found someone in nigeria, to go to the coffee shop they were scamming from and film it as they received the package! they also had to pay to accept it.

speedbanan
gaton

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09/09/2012 09:58 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
[01.10.28] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. Please allow me to see when you are online
[01.10.46] [my skype ID]. [my skype ID] wymienił się szczegółowymi danymi z Brigadier General Jimmy Ross.
[01.11.08] [my skype ID]. hello. how can I help you?
[01.11.17] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. YES
[01.11.26] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. HOW ARE YOU DOING DEAR
[01.11.45] [my skype ID]. I am fine. and how are you?
[01.12.05] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. AM FINE . MALE OR FEMALE AS WELL
[01.12.28] [my skype ID]. I am male if this is of your concern
[01.13.05] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. ALRIGHT BYE ?
[01.13.23] [my skype ID]. looking for a wife or what?
[01.15.31] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. YES OF COURES . BECAUSE I LOST MY FRIST WIFE .BEFORE I WAS POSTED TO IRAQ FOR PEACE KEEPING MEETING MENTION . AND I WILL BE POST TO YOU COUNTRY AFTER I GET MY RETIRMENT THIS YEAR AS WELL . THAT WAS THE REASON WHY AM HERE SEARCHING FOR LIFE PARTNER WHO IS GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH ME . WHEN I GET THERE .
[01.16.18] [my skype ID]. pretending to be someone else is not very kosher. especially when it is a dead person...
[01.16.51] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
[01.17.17] [my skype ID]. brigadeer general? gimme a break...
[01.17.51] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. WHO TOLD U .. WHO ARE YOU . CHECK IT VERY WELL IN GOOGLE ,, AND GET BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW ..
[01.18.24] [my skype ID]. your skype profile says you are Jimmy Ross...
[01.19.03] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. YES OF COURES . WHO TOLD YOU THAT AM DEATH . IT CANT BE POSIBEL AS WELL . OKAY
[01.19.25] [my skype ID]. General Jimmy Douglas Ross (May 23, 1936 - May 2, 2012)
[01.19.28] [my skype ID]. well?
[01.19.54] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. OMG
[01.20.42] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. CHECK IT VERY WELL . AND GET BACK TO ME . AM STILL IN IRAQ . OUT THE MMONET . FOR PEACE TALK ASLO …AND I WILL BE BACK SOON AS POSIBLE ...
[01.21.22] [my skype ID]. thank you for providing me with some entertainment in the middle of the night... go on please
[01.22.34] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. ALRIGHT . SO HAVE YOU MARRIED OR WHAT . BECAUSE AM VERY SERIOUS IN THIS .. AS YOU CAN SEE . AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR YOUR LEAVING
[01.23.27] [my skype ID]. the style of your language is like you were some lobotomized bangladeshi... in fact I could bet good money you are one.
[01.24.55] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS . PLS IF DONT SERIOUS WITH ME . LAT END THIS CONVERSATION HERE ..OKAY . BECAUSE IS ENOUGH FOR U ….
[01.25.53] [my skype ID]. I think you are pathetic! have you got any idea that the wife of this man is mourning his death? and you are pretending to be him. you are DISGUSTING!
[01.26.47] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. ALRIGHT . I GUEST , YOU DONT SERIOUS . LAT FORGET ABOUT THIS AS WELL .?
[01.27.10] [my skype ID]. I think you should forget about pretending you are someone else, baby.
[01.27.51] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. ALRIGHT . THNAK YOU . AND HAVE AGOOD NIGHT FOR YOUR SELF ??????????????????????????????????
[01.28.21] [my skype ID]. yeah yeah... get your medications, I despise you
[01.28.37] [my skype ID]. who are you? some dumb hindu... or african, huh?
[01.28.51] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. FUCK U
[01.29.07] Brigadier General Jimmy Ross. WHAT IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS .
[01.29.56] [my skype ID]. the meaning is you are scum who not only pretends to be a distinguished person but not bothering to verify wether he is alive
[01.29.59] *** Rozmowa od Brigadier General Jimmy Ross ***
[01.30.20] [my skype ID]. no - I am not going to bother having a voice chat with such filth.
[01.30.25] *** Rozmowa od Brigadier General Jimmy Ross ***





Had to replace this ":" with this "." since system considered I am flooding it with smileys.

Now the sad part:
this dumb kitten indeed scammed some lady in the USA... $10,000

Last Edited by gaton on 09/09/2012 10:01 PM
Finally... negative public relations agency... [link to hitman.net84.net]
Anonymous Coward
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09/09/2012 10:09 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
forward it th these guys. they live for this stuff.

[link to www.ebolamonkeyman.com]
Liberty1776

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09/09/2012 10:29 PM
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Re: got an email from the fbi
They have one running now , they call you and say they are from the C.I.D of the IRS and that you owe money for payday loans and such.
"Live free or DiE."