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Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !

 
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I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
You might need one enema.....then alter your diet.

My 5 year old can handle it.....just a squirt of water up the butt.


After that.........get some magnesium into your diet. It will soften the poop.

Spirulina and Chlorella work great for long term benefits.
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How long is too long for constipation ? If I go over one week, will it be considered serious ?
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
prune juice lots of it.

water and plenty of fiber
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Stool softener. cheap. available at any pharmacy or supermarket. if not cured after 2 days. go see a doc.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
Check into Redmond clay. I've never used it for this purpose, but I just finished reading a bunch of literature about it (not an hour ago). Apparently it can help with constipation. I'd just make sure I was drinking tons of water, too.
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Seena Tea in combination with magnesium might do the trick but it might take a few days. They sell Seena Tea at Walgreens.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I've read somewhere that people get abdominal pain, cramps etc. if they are constipated for a week. But I have neither of these. I feel very normal and I even feel hungry (although I haven't been eating much because I'm scared to). I still have energy.

Do I need to worry inspite of not having any pains etc. ?
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
Also....d/c fast food and processed food as much as possible.
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NO JOKE> I CAN HELP > SERIOUSLY>
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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NO JOKE> I CAN HELP > SERIOUSLY>
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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 Quoting: BEAUTIFUL LIFE 6015287
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I've read somewhere that people get abdominal pain, cramps etc. if they are constipated for a week. But I have neither of these. I feel very normal and I even feel hungry (although I haven't been eating much because I'm scared to). I still have energy.

Do I need to worry inspite of not having any pains etc. ?
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Worry....probably not......but you will have attack the source of the problem......which is probably junk food.
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MAN I STINK AT THIS POSTING STUFF> I WAS TRYING TO HURRY FOR YOU AS I KNOW the feeling . ...
anyways if you are still on and want to know I will be happy to share .
NO JOKE> I CAN HELP > SERIOUSLY>
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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 Quoting: BEAUTIFUL LIFE 6015287

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You're drinking too much caffeine and not replenishing your body with enough water.

Drink some facking water.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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Prune juice, and a number of assorted meds at the pharmacy.

Make sure to drink water.

And some exercise might help, I always find that a good walk promotes a good bowel movement.
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Prune juice
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Its simple and safe.. Pineapple and Prune juice 50/50 ratio and some
raw carrots.. A couple rounds of that and smooth sailing.
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Its simple and safe.. Pineapple and Prune juice 50/50 ratio and some
raw carrots.. A couple rounds of that and smooth sailing.
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Spoonful of peanut butter, three or four times a day. Honest!
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Shit that turd out.

Squeeze bitch squeeze!
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op-you are severely lacking in magnesium.
go buy some take 2 pills-and that should fix the problem in 2 to 3 hrs
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
Pull your head out of your ass and the blockage will be gone.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
Use your finger to unclog the clog.
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op-you are severely lacking in magnesium.
go buy some take 2 pills-and that should fix the problem in 2 to 3 hrs
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From what I have read......the majority of the population is deficient in this vital nutrient.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
TAKE AN IMODIUM AND SHIT THAT BIG TURD OUT TOMORROW

FUCK THE TURDS 5a
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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Read a NIP thread
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19381435


If it has been days, you 1st need an enema.

After that, start using Betaine Hydrochloriode (OTC) and a good digestive enzyme with bromelain with every meal. This combo will keep your stool soft without chemicals, in fact, if you take to much Betaine Hydrochloriode, you'll be changing your short a couple times a day.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
Sit on the toilet, put your index finger just above your asshole and push HARD until the hard turd comes out. THen the rest should follow. Then don't let it happen again by doing the suggestions on this thread.

A bowel obstruction is nothing to sneeze at. People have died from them.
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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epsom salt
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
I have a very hard stool stuck because of which I am unable to poop. This has been happening since 5-6 days. I get the urge to go and I push real hard, but nothing comes out.

Any treatment suggestions ? I don't want to do an enema, I'm scared of it.
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Eat prunes or lots of satsumas, fruits, lots of them. Go get your thyroid function checked!
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Re: Severely Constipated - Haven't pooped since a week - HELP !
op i cant believe no one has suggested the best cure for constipation

sugar!

eat lots of it, you will shit in no time.


rest of ya, bunch of retards

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