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Evolution is Bullshit! The Process of Digesting Your Food Alone Debunks the Theory

 
M.S. Beagle
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Evolution is Bullshit! The Process of Digesting Your Food Alone Debunks the Theory
Please explain how the transport of nutrients across the small intestinal wall into the bloodstream, which requires a combination of both passive and active transport mechanisms, could have evolved independently?? Impossible. Natural selection is a fact, but the rest is bullshit. The incomprehensible complexity of biochemical processes required to support life completely destroys any notion that any of it could have evolved spontaneously. Deal with it.
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Lol! Thanx! But, you know I'm right. That's why the one star pony show.
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Ok one star fuc&s, explain how the elegant dance of moving nutrients through the lumen into the bloodstream evolved all by itself. Betcha can't! Evolution debunked.
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It's beyond magic. It's supernatural! Believe it.
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I could go on and on about the innumerable biochemical reactions taking place every microsecond in every living thing that has ever lived, but the caketopper is photosynthesis. How in the fuc& did even a single "cell" evolve the ability to convert solar energy into a glucose molecule required to power cellular respiration which is required to make ATP which is the required fuel to power biochemical reactions?? And, don't even get me started on protein synthesis or DNA replication.
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Evolution as seen on earth does not support the theory. But the branching of evolution from simpler forms, genus, species, etc holds water from a programming (creationist) viewpoint. This however does not lead to GOD being the programmer...For all we know we are simply advanced intellectual monkey slaves created out of necessity by...who knows what.. from more basic forms (yes, monkeys, apes, etc)

SO eventually you have to answer who created the creators...and while Earths timeline is too small for such a feat..as far as we know the Universe is billions (or more) years old. Anything could happen.

I chalk it down to not having enough data to make an informed decision on the matter. Looking at our own view on DNA, Biology, etc..we are not far from creating ANYTHING from the ground up, including life. Whatever the story Im sure its alot more involved than the Earth's Reader's Digest version for children we have access to today.

So in before Religitards...

I am not precluding God in the equation, its just not as simple as 7 days, a snap of the finger, and a day of rest. Get over it.
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Bullshit. Humans will never be able to create a living organism from scratch. And, I mean from scratch...starting at the atomIc level. Everything you read about in the news is nothing more than using already made constructs as a scaffold. Nothing will ever be made from nothingness (scratch) as has been done before our feeble attempts.
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Evolution Theory is an insult to human intelligence.

Engineers get this. Anyone who designs complex systems (software or hardware) for a living knows that complexity requires intelligent design. It does not happen any other way in the real world.
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Absolutely right brother. Now we have someone with obvious intellect.
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I could go on and on about the innumerable biochemical reactions taking place every microsecond in every living thing that has ever lived, but the caketopper is photosynthesis. How in the fuc& did even a single "cell" evolve the ability to convert solar energy into a glucose molecule required to power cellular respiration which is required to make ATP which is the required fuel to power biochemical reactions?? And, don't even get me started on protein synthesis or DNA replication.
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It didn't.

Not according to current theory, anyhow.

Start by reading up on the difference between prokaryotes and eukaryotes. Keep drilling down until you discover the history of the chloroplast.
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There is an intelligence at work in the universe. Hardcore atheists are blind to reason.
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Evolution is a joke. Nothing more than sci-fi fantasy creative-writing.
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Evolution is a joke. Nothing more than sci-fi fantasy creative-writing.
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Mmm hmm. Which is why literally 99.9% of the world's professional biologists (who possess the expertise to fully understand it) fully accept it as not only factual, but as the unifying and central organizing principle of modern biology.

As opposed to armchair theorists and amateur theologians, who neither truly understand evolutionary theory nor the mountains of evidence for it (all converging from a number of different subfields to establish the fact of evolution), nevertheless dismiss it all with an airy and uninformed wave of the hand.
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Digging deeper, please explain how something as complex as a bacterial cell could spontaneously generate from nothing, spontaneously evolve highly complex 3-dimensional DNA with a highly complex language embedded in it used to make proteins and such, AND spontaneously evolve the ability to make their own food by co-opting chlorophyll molecules to absorb solar energy and use that energy to build glucose molecules? Are you getting it?
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And, let's remember that Cell Theory states that all cells come from preexisting cells. I'm trying to figure how with 99.9% of biologists in the world agreeing on the central core belief of evolution, there isn't a Cell Law. Hmm...what came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Evolution is a joke. Nothing more than sci-fi fantasy creative-writing.
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Mmm hmm. Which is why literally 99.9% of the world's professional biologists (who possess the expertise to fully understand it) fully accept it as not only factual, but as the unifying and central organizing principle of modern biology.
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Majority opinion? .. that's your argument to support the idea we evolved from wet rocks billions of years ago?

Now you see why people call Evolution a religion. You act like cultists worshiping truth-gurus.
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Digging deeper, please explain how something as complex as a bacterial cell could spontaneously generate from nothing, spontaneously evolve highly complex 3-dimensional DNA with a highly complex language embedded in it used to make proteins and such, AND spontaneously evolve the ability to make their own food by co-opting chlorophyll molecules to absorb solar energy and use that energy to build glucose molecules? Are you getting it?
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The key problem here is your (mis)use of the term "spontaneous." You make it sound like you think the sort of complex developments you mention just popped up overnight, fully formed.

That just ain't how it happened. Do you even understand how evolution actually works?
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That just ain't how it happened. Do you even understand how evolution actually works?
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Lol. Noone understands how evolution works.
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AH, who really cares! We all know that Chuck Norris made us!
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That just ain't how it happened. Do you even understand how evolution actually works?
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Small changes over millions of years that turn a fish into a human?

That is what you believe isn't it?
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Bullshit. Humans will never be able to create a living organism from scratch. And, I mean from scratch...starting at the atomIc level. Everything you read about in the news is nothing more than using already made constructs as a scaffold. Nothing will ever be made from nothingness (scratch) as has been done before our feeble attempts.
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Anything is possible all it takes is time.
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That just ain't how it happened. Do you even understand how evolution actually works?
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Lol. Noone understands how evolution works.
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This is just sad. Just because you do not understand how evolution works, you assume that no one does?

The science is actually quite well established, and well understood. Anyone who takes the time and trouble to learn about evolution can understand it.

Sadly, many will refuse to bother, preferring to assert and affirm their own grossly uninformed and baseless opinions.
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Anything is possible all it takes is time.
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"Billions of years" - the magical god of the evolutionist that can turn fish into humans.
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That just ain't how it happened. Do you even understand how evolution actually works?
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Small changes over millions of years that turn a fish into a human?

That is what you believe isn't it?
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Not a fish. Something far more basic.

Fish did not turn into humans. Fish and humans have a common ancestor (yes, one that lived millions of years ago).

Just because you personally find it incredible, and hard to believe, and perhaps even counter-intuitive, doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Lots of things that are incredible, and hard to believe, and even counter-intuitive, are nevertheless factual.

And it isn't a matter of "belief." It's simply a matter of overwhelming evidence.
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This is just sad. Just because you do not understand how evolution works, you assume that no one does?

The science is actually quite well established, and well understood. Anyone who takes the time and trouble to learn about evolution can understand it.

Sadly, many will refuse to bother, preferring to assert and affirm their own grossly uninformed and baseless opinions.
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What drivel. Why dont you refute what the OP described? Because you cant. Noone can.
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Anything is possible all it takes is time.
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"Billions of years" - the magical god of the evolutionist that can turn fish into humans.
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I don't even think Darwin believed that.

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