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*Watchers* July 15th is a DAY to WATCH for RAPTURE and JUDGEMENT on EARTH

 
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Its also interesting to note what Vega said about august 8th or 8/8 . This date falls in the month of AV 5772, the month that Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri said the return of the messiah would be.
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yawn...
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Its also interesting to note what Vega said about august 8th or 8/8 . This date falls in the month of AV 5772, the month that Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri said the return of the messiah would be.
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Didn't Kaduri also say that it would not happen until Ariel Sharon had passed away ?

Guy's been on life support for some time now...
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Its also interesting to note what Vega said about august 8th or 8/8 . This date falls in the month of AV 5772, the month that Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri said the return of the messiah would be.
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Didn't Kaduri also say that it would not happen until Ariel Sharon had passed away ?

Guy's been on life support for some time now...
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Yes, according to Henry Gruver, he is communicating.
Thread: BREAKING:WOW!!!,Henry Gruver Announcement:"Ariel Sharon is ALIVE And COMMUNICATING!!!!!"
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Its also interesting to note what Vega said about august 8th or 8/8 . This date falls in the month of AV 5772, the month that Rabbi Yitzhak Kaduri said the return of the messiah would be.
 Quoting: Intruth


Didn't Kaduri also say that it would not happen until Ariel Sharon had passed away ?

Guy's been on life support for some time now...
 Quoting: !saac


Yes, according to Henry Gruver, he is communicating.
Thread: BREAKING:WOW!!!,Henry Gruver Announcement:"Ariel Sharon is ALIVE And COMMUNICATING!!!!!"
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Interesting, I'm listening now.

I've been keeping an eye out on the internet for news stories about him.
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Just another deceiver... Why do people go against God and follow this nonsense?

I fell sorry for them.
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I have studied biblical astronomy/astrology for many years. Are you familiar with E.W. Bullinger's book, "Witness of the Stars" written in 1893? [link to philologos.org] I believe this heavenly "sign" is of great significance. [link to www.youtube.com]

As you are already aware, Venus is the "Bright and Morning Star" and symbolic for Jesus. Jupiter or "Jove" as it used to be called, is symbolic for God or Jehovah. This astronomical event is occurring in the constellation of Taurus where on July 15, Venus and Al Debaran, (the "eye of Taurus") will be in conjunction with Jupiter overhead. The event also involves the "Hyades" cluster of stars. Bullinger's book, (The Third Book) linked above describes what Taurus and this particular event means. In short, "His Second Coming", Taurus = "Messiah, the coming Judge of all the earth". My husband brought the NASA video to my attention a few days ago. Had I not been studying biblical astronomy/astrology for these many years, I would not have noticed or understood that this is an important "sign from God". Therefore, making the Venus transit even more significant because it preceded this event. Please let me know what you think of this. I would appreciate any comments.
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I have studied biblical astronomy/astrology for many years. Are you familiar with E.W. Bullinger's book, "Witness of the Stars" written in 1893? [link to philologos.org] I believe this heavenly "sign" is of great significance. [link to www.youtube.com]

As you are already aware, Venus is the "Bright and Morning Star" and symbolic for Jesus. Jupiter or "Jove" as it used to be called, is symbolic for God or Jehovah. This astronomical event is occurring in the constellation of Taurus where on July 15, Venus and Al Debaran, (the "eye of Taurus") will be in conjunction with Jupiter overhead. The event also involves the "Hyades" cluster of stars. Bullinger's book, (The Third Book) linked above describes what Taurus and this particular event means. In short, "His Second Coming", Taurus = "Messiah, the coming Judge of all the earth". My husband brought the NASA video to my attention a few days ago. Had I not been studying biblical astronomy/astrology for these many years, I would not have noticed or understood that this is an important "sign from God". Therefore, making the Venus transit even more significant because it preceded this event. Please let me know what you think of this. I would appreciate any comments.
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Thank you! I was wondering what was the significance of this taking place in Taurus.
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Why does Jesus need 5 virgins? This really doesn't sound like it would go along with his true teachings at all...what happened to the ONE virgin?
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WOOO!! DOOM DATE!
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July 16 could begin the fall of Judgement, if Rapture is the 15th. At the last vision of Our Lady of Fatima she appeared in the sky as Our Lady of Mt. Carmel just before the Sun appeared to fall toward the Earth. 60,000 people were witnesses to the sun's fall, and thought it was the end of the world. 27 years later, on July 16th, the Feast day of Our Lady of Mt. Carmel, the first atomic explosion was detonated at the Trinity site in New Mexico. Also, the prophet Elijah called down fire from heaven on Mt. Carmel.
Maybe a CME is headed our way, or a nuclear explosion.

Last night I dreamed that a ball of fire was headed toward the Earth.
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Why does Jesus need 5 virgins? This really doesn't sound like it would go along with his true teachings at all...what happened to the ONE virgin?
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The 10

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July 16 could begin the fall of Judgement, if Rapture is the 15th. At the last vision of Our Lady of Fatima she appeared in the sky as Our Lady of Mt. Carmel just before the Sun appeared to fall toward the Earth. 60,000 people were witnesses to the sun's fall, and thought it was the end of the world. 27 years later, on July 16th, the Feast day of Our Lady of Mt. Carmel, the first atomic explosion was detonated at the Trinity site in New Mexico. Also, the prophet Elijah called down fire from heaven on Mt. Carmel.
Maybe a CME is headed our way, or a nuclear explosion.

Last night I dreamed that a ball of fire was headed toward the Earth.
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July 15th, a 12% crescent Moon joins the show, forming a bright celestial triangle with Venus and Jupiter.

July 15 – August 22, 2012 – The First Dance begins, the Bride first dances with Her Father and then is handed to Her new Husband, with the dancing then continuing through the night in celebration, the Bride mingling with the Guests as they wish Her the very best!!



CELESTIAL EVENT: [link to home.mira.net]



CELESTIAL DESCRIPTION (from above link): “15 July 2012, Jupiter and crescent Moon close. 16 July 2012, Venus and crescent Moon close. 20 July 2012, Mercury and thin crescent Moon close. 24 July 2012, Mars and crescent Moon close. 12 August 2012, Jupiter and thin crescent Moon close. 14 August 2012, Venus and thin crescent Moon close. 16 August 2012, Thin crescent Moon and Mercury close. 22 August 2012, Crescent Moon, Saturn, Spica and Mars close”



APPLICABLE SYMBOLIC CHARACTERS INVOLVED: Crescent Moon = the Bride, Jupiter = the Father of the Bride, Venus = the Groom, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Spica = Heavenly Guests



INTERPRETATION: As the First Dance at the Reception begins, as is tradition, the Bride first dances with Her Father (July 15th). As is also tradition, Her Father then hands Her over to Her Husband to continue with the First Dance (July 16th). Afterwards, as the night progresses, the Bride takes the time to mingle and visit with each of her Heavenly Guests, checking back in on occasion with Her Husband and Father to make sure they know that She has not forgotten about them (July 20th to August 22nd).


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Useful info for visitors from New Zealand, South Africa and South America.


July 1; Jupiter and Venus close, forming a straight line with the bright red star Aldebaran. July 8-11, Venus close to Aldebaran (closest on 9th), July 15; morning, Jupiter close to the crescent Moon. July 16, morning, Venus close to the crescent Moon and Aldebaran. July 20; thin crescent Moon close to Mercury. July 24 and 25; Waxing Moon close to Mars. July 25; Waxing Moon forms triangle with Spica and Saturn, with Mars close by. July 28, occultation of Omicron Scorpii 1 and 2.

[link to home.mira.net]
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This is another slant on the parable of the 10 bridesmaids (Matt. 25:1-13). The setting there is also the time of the 2nd Coming. And again, the Church is not a bridesmaid. The Church is the bride and could not be refused admittance to her own wedding banquet.

The five who were excluded were tribulation believers who had lost their salvation either by not obeying God’s commandments or by not remaining faithful to Jesus or both. This is indicated by their lack of sufficient oil, which is symbolic of the Holy Spirit.


Since the Holy Spirit is sealed within the Church as a deposit guaranteeing our salvation (Ephes 1:13-14), the bridesmaids who were excluded from the banquet have to represent a post rapture group from whom the Holy Spirit had departed for lack of faith.

Many are invited, but few are chosen (Matt 22:1-14). God doesn’t desire that any should perish, but that all would come to repentance (2 Peter 3:9). But whether it’s the Bride or the wedding guests, the only righteousness that gains us admission into His presence is that which is given us as a gift and accepted in faith (Rom 3:21-22).



All of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ (Gal 3:27). For God made Him Who had no sin to become sin for us, that in Him we might become the righteousness of God (2 Cor 5:21). Selah.
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Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402


BUMP FOR TOTAL COCKHEADS!

TOLD YA IT WOULD BE A FUCKING HUGE FAIL YA HYPOCRITICAL COWARDLY SELFRIGHTOUS CUNTS!
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So how did the rapture thing go? It never happened? thought so. Note: that is my prophecy. It won't happen. Oh wow, I can see the future WOOHOO.

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Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402


BUMP FOR TOTAL COCKHEADS!

TOLD YA IT WOULD BE A FUCKING HUGE FAIL YA HYPOCRITICAL COWARDLY SELFRIGHTOUS CUNTS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18035420


5a
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The rapture isn't going to happen until the very end. That's what I believe anyway, and I feel that's what the Bible also teaches.
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The rapture isn't going to happen until the very end. That's what I believe anyway, and I feel that's what the Bible also teaches.
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Yep Matt 24:32

Rev 20:5

But

any day is a good rapture date
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The rapture isn't going to happen until the very end. That's what I believe anyway, and I feel that's what the Bible also teaches.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Yep Matt 24:32

Rev 20:5

But

any day is a good rapture date
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Providing of course that day is AFTER the trib eh?
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Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402


BUMP FOR TOTAL COCKHEADS!

TOLD YA IT WOULD BE A FUCKING HUGE FAIL YA HYPOCRITICAL COWARDLY SELFRIGHTOUS CUNTS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18035420


wow bro

you do have a little hate going on

Do you have a rapture word search on going to be able
To curse out all the watchers?
Chill - Enjoy - Relax
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The rapture isn't going to happen until the very end. That's what I believe anyway, and I feel that's what the Bible also teaches.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

You are correct... event that many call "the rapture" happens at Christ's return on the last day.

Ice and "christian" have long ago established that they are scripturally ignorant and believe many false doctrines and lies from the enemy.

Be vary careful of any so-called Christian threads on GLP; almost all are false teachings. Some blatant, others the typical 75% truth mixed with 25% error that the enemy loves to use to fool people.
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Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2010 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2009 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2008 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2007 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2006 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2005 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]

2004 FAILS

[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]


BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402


BUMP FOR TOTAL COCKHEADS!

TOLD YA IT WOULD BE A FUCKING HUGE FAIL YA HYPOCRITICAL COWARDLY SELFRIGHTOUS CUNTS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18035420


wow bro

you do have a little hate going on

Do you have a rapture word search on going to be able
To curse out all the watchers?
 Quoting: Ice


Watchers?

More like WANKERS.

years and years and years of this bullshit.

Maybe it used to be called watching..but its now called wanking.

Only wankers would KEEP posting endless threads of FAIL...nothing happens..and then they come back and do it AGAIN...and AGAIN..and..again..(I know..this also describes most of the freaks here at GLP..NOT just christians lol)

Bloody heck..whats the use.

You are all utterly brainfucked.
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Re: *Watchers* July 15th is a DAY to WATCH for RAPTURE and JUDGEMENT on EARTH
The rapture isn't going to happen until the very end. That's what I believe anyway, and I feel that's what the Bible also teaches.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa

You are correct... event that many call "the rapture" happens at Christ's return on the last day.

Ice and "christian" have long ago established that they are scripturally ignorant and believe many false doctrines and lies from the enemy.

Be vary careful of any so-called Christian threads on GLP; almost all are false teachings. Some blatant, others the typical 75% truth mixed with 25% error that the enemy loves to use to fool people.
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Ice loves all rapture talk

the rapture is the end of normal day to day

Take a mercy pill and repent
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Re: *Watchers* July 15th is a DAY to WATCH for RAPTURE and JUDGEMENT on EARTH
Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

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2010 FAILS

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2009 FAILS

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2008 FAILS

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2007 FAILS

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2006 FAILS

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2005 FAILS

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2004 FAILS

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BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402


BUMP FOR TOTAL COCKHEADS!

TOLD YA IT WOULD BE A FUCKING HUGE FAIL YA HYPOCRITICAL COWARDLY SELFRIGHTOUS CUNTS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18035420


wow bro

you do have a little hate going on

Do you have a rapture word search on going to be able
To curse out all the watchers?
 Quoting: Ice


Watchers?

More like WANKERS.

years and years and years of this bullshit.

Maybe it used to be called watching..but its now called wanking.

Only wankers would KEEP posting endless threads of FAIL...nothing happens..and then they come back and do it AGAIN...and AGAIN..and..again..(I know..this also describes most of the freaks here at GLP..NOT just christians lol)

Bloody heck..whats the use.

You are all utterly brainfucked.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16368012

and you watch for what?

Going fishing

out
TAmite riv
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