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Message Subject *Watchers* July 15th is a DAY to WATCH for RAPTURE and JUDGEMENT on EARTH
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Thats the PROBLEM with RAPTURE-TARDS..they never EVER LEARN from the past.

Those who do NOT learn from the past are DOOMED to repeat it.

In each an EVERY case they had mathematic..gemmatria..bible verses..conjecture..guesswork..and a WHOLE LOT OF UTTER TARDNESS to back em up..and in EACH and EVERY CASE...they were WRONG..and always WILL be.

2011 FAILS

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2010 FAILS

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2009 FAILS

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2008 FAILS

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2007 FAILS

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2006 FAILS

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2005 FAILS

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2004 FAILS

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BUT..if you STILL believe..and want to be a REAL CHRISTIAN..just like THEM..then follow these simple steps

1)First ya have to say a sinners prayer.

2)Then you have to go to church three times a week(At least)..each time giving ten percent of whats in your wallet to the fat dude up the front who drives luxury cars and lives in a mansion.

3)Then you have to learn to hate everyone else thats NOT a fundie seeing them as doomed and not worth your trouble to love or help or feed..as ALL your time and money gets dedicated to the fat greedy pastor up the front..

4)After a while you have to learn to HATE all other fundies or denominations with a PASSION and see THEM as wrong and DOOMED as well..if they so much as disagree with your denominations view on what day to worship..or what to eat..or the rapture debate..or even if adam had a belly button. (Ive seen churches coime apart over this..seriously)

5)You also must LOOK like the world...dress like the world..act like the world...set your church up to look like a rock concert hall..and fornicate and divorce and sleep around with all the women in the church..all the while condemning others of the world who do this. In short..you have to be as CLOSE as possible to what the world IS..but EXCUSE all your "Sins" with the "Im not perfect..just forgiven CRAP"

After doing all of this..THEN..you just might..according to THEM..be worthy of heaven.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17579402



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