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If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now

 
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07/09/2012 03:41 PM
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If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
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07/09/2012 03:42 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
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if it werent for the french in the revolutionary war, America would still be part of England! :)
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07/09/2012 03:44 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
The French also discovered Gravity.
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07/09/2012 03:46 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
if it weren't for that handful of votes more for english, then America would speaking german now
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07/09/2012 03:48 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
all those surrendering French really tied up German troops hindering their war machine.
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07/09/2012 03:49 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
French troll am dumb.
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07/09/2012 03:50 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
The French Resistance liberated Paris many days before the Allies arrived in the city.

That's true.

But I don't see how it was important to prevent America from being conquered by the Reich...
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07/09/2012 03:51 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
all those surrendering French really tied up German troops hindering their war machine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14738796


I know right. The French were keeping the Nazis busy be surrendering by the millions, so that they would be distracted away from the real warriors that landed on the beaches.

That being said, I do recognize the help that the French gave to America in the Revolutionary war.

Last Edited by chris999 on 07/09/2012 03:51 PM
I dont mean everything I say to be literal. I just like to throw around ideas, and play devil's advocate.

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User ID: 2773589 is correct. You sir are full of crap. The french capitulated almost overnight. De Gaulle was a grandstanding joke.

If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
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07/09/2012 03:53 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
No, the Germans surrendered Paris and got the hell out of Dodge, er Paris just before the Americans arrived.

The French Resistance liberated Paris many days before the Allies arrived in the city.

That's true.

But I don't see how it was important to prevent America from being conquered by the Reich...
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07/09/2012 03:54 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
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Uh...Sure, Pierre...

cruise
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07/09/2012 03:57 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
No, the Germans surrendered Paris and got the hell out of Dodge, er Paris just before the Americans arrived.

The French Resistance liberated Paris many days before the Allies arrived in the city.

That's true.

But I don't see how it was important to prevent America from being conquered by the Reich...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19425797

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19426906


If Charles Lindberg had become president, it would have been a whole different story, he was a NAZI lover, America would have become fscist.

That is where my grandfather comes into the picture, and ze know the rest of history
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


I fart in your general direction
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07/09/2012 04:07 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
The French Resistance liberated Paris many days before the Allies arrived in the city.

That's true.

But I don't see how it was important to prevent America from being conquered by the Reich...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19425797


Paris was declared an Open City. That means that the garrison was not going to fight to maintain control. The resistance did not liberate the city. Even after the French troops were allowed to march through, the resistance was still fighting troops trying to surrender.
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07/09/2012 04:09 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
if it werent for the French France would be Occitain.
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07/09/2012 04:17 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the Revolutionary war, America would be still under British rule.. right now, and that's a fact.
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FTFY.. glad I could help.
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07/09/2012 04:18 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
if it werent for the French France would be Occitain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273864


If it weren't for the French, France wouldn't be Arabic.
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07/09/2012 04:22 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
if it werent for the French France would be Occitain.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273864


If it weren't for the French, France wouldn't be Arabic.
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Ah, but it was the french that defeated the muslims at Tours in 732, repulsing Islam back behind the pyrenee mountains.
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07/09/2012 04:24 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious Americans during the second world war, France would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


There, fixed it for you.
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07/09/2012 04:26 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
all those surrendering French really tied up German troops hindering their war machine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14738796


clappa
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07/09/2012 04:28 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious Americans during the second world war, France would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


There, fixed it for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


If it werent for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the revolutionary war, America would be speaking English now.

chuckle
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious Americans during the second world war, France would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


There, fixed it for you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14093935


If it werent for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the revolutionary war, America would be speaking English now.

chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1273864


clappa
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07/09/2012 04:38 PM
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
if it weren't for that handful of votes more for english, then America would speaking german now
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lol, true.
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


whatever you been smokin, get me a bag....

the french are the biggest fags in the world...

cruise
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


For sale, French military rifle.

Never fired.

Dropped once.
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


JFK'S
Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded,
"Does that include those who are buried here?"
DeGuale
did not respond.
You
could have heard a pin drop.


There was a conference in France
where a number of international engineers
were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
intend to do, bomb them?"
A Boeing engineer
stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
how many does France have?"

You
could have heard a pin drop.


A U.S. Navy Admiral
was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?"
Without hesitating,
the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German."

You
could have heard a pin drop.


AND
THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert Whiting,
an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
in his carry on.
"You
have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting
admitted that he had been to France
previously.

"Then
you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said,
"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible..
Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior
gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
to show a passport to."
You
could have heard a pin drop.
thetrickybigguy
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


For sale, French military rifle.

Never fired.

Dropped once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19325296


^^THIS^^

LOL LOL LOL
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
If it weren't for the valiant effort of the couragious French during the second world war, America would be speaking German now, and that's a fact.
 Quoting: French Liberators 1324077


JFK'S
Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60's when
DeGaule decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaule said he wanted all US
military out of France as soon as possible.
Rusk responded,
"Does that include those who are buried here?"
DeGuale
did not respond.
You
could have heard a pin drop.


There was a conference in France
where a number of international engineers
were taking part, including French and American. During a break,
one of the French engineers came back into the room saying, "Have you
heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he
intend to do, bomb them?"
A Boeing engineer
stood up and replied quietly: "Our carriers have three
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to
shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to
feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand
gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a
dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and
from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships;
how many does France have?"

You
could have heard a pin drop.


A U.S. Navy Admiral
was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English. He then asked, "Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?"
Without hesitating,
the American Admiral replied, "Maybe it's because the
Brit's, Canadians, Aussie's and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't
have to speak German."

You
could have heard a pin drop.


AND
THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert Whiting,
an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport
in his carry on.
"You
have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting
admitted that he had been to France
previously.

"Then
you should know enough to have your passport ready."
The American said,
"The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible..
Americans always have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The American senior
gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in
1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen
to show a passport to."
You
could have heard a pin drop.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19325296


clappa


WTF is that mental midget, OP?


you can hear a pin drop....


cruise
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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bumpchuckle
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bumpchuckle
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hey frenchie....

you even got the germans laughing at you now.

you must feel like a real horses ass, huh?

i mean you won't even come back to the thread you started.

you must have 'cut and run.'

next time ya want to start a thread like this you need to just

stfu
Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~

Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~

Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~

“When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.”
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Re: If it weren't for the French, America would be speaking German now
Here's a FACT for you , you surrendering bute. If it wasn't for the Americans selling materials to Germany there wouldn't of been any wars !!!!

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