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I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it

 
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I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
Ok, this is true and plenty will confirm.
We may see a flurry of BS's and 1 star women, but you'll see.

The key is a terrible one, because you have to sacrifice where you least want to.

I've discovered this with s
everal women over several years. Observing there actions/reactions in various circumstances.

Let's say you are da
ting a new hot woman....
What do you want to do? F* her. Right?
Wine dine and 69 my brothers....

But what happens then?
She's got you by the nutsack.
Then what, "Blah blah this...blah blah that."
Then try to leave! You are now an A-hole and then some.

Same girl...
You don't F* her.
She still as nice as could be.
You hang with her, b
ut act disinterested in sex.

This works especially well if
you have banged her real good in the past. So she knows what you could do, but now you're not doing it.

It will drive her crazy and she will be under your command instead of the other way around.

Only problem is....You don't get laid!

bananasexcharlie
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lol......

I am a woman and no... that wouldn't work.
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07/10/2012 11:24 PM
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
no matter how fat you are or how many anti-depressants you are on I will always be able to outlast you when it comes not having sex. ALWAYS..
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no matter how fat you are or how many anti-depressants you are on I will always be able to outlast you when it comes not having sex. ALWAYS..
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07/11/2012 09:14 AM
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
It does work. It triggers the "why doesn't he find me attractive?" response.
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07/11/2012 09:18 AM
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OP, you don't know anything about women or you're gay.
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07/11/2012 09:27 AM
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
Power over what? The whole idea is to get laid. No sex - whats the point?
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
No OP
No no no.
That's not how it works.
If payback is a bitch and revenge is sweet. Then I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
Archaic Mason

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07/11/2012 09:30 AM
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LOL - OP is desperate for sex, or at least keeping a female interested.

What happened to just being yourself and letting things flow?


I've always just been myself.. if we had sex, it was more than likely instigated by THEM...


She goin down like stock market
And I'm goin up like gold biotch!

lol, sorry...
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07/11/2012 09:31 AM
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I get laid no matter what i do. Chicks just want the spermatazoa. Married or not. Theres no telling why chicks want certain guys. I figure i'ved banged about 500 in my life. Not a player. Just never found one that made the grade until recently. All the other hoes were sperm urinals.
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I get laid no matter what i do. Chicks just want the spermatazoa. Married or not. Theres no telling why chicks want certain guys. I figure i'ved banged about 500 in my life. Not a player. Just never found one that made the grade until recently. All the other hoes were sperm urinals.
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Agreed - most of the time a woman will decide in the first 5 seconds if they're gonna screw you or not.

Without knowing have much is in your bank account, or what you pulled up in.


WITHIN 5 SECONDS A WOMAN WILL DECIDE IF SHES FUCKIN YOU TONIGHT.



You should know right off the bat whether to advance, or fall back to a nickel.

You know what they say - two nickels make a dime every time!
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"Meet on the level, part on the square."

Initiated: January 12th, 2011
Passed: February 8th, 2011
Raised: March 8th, 2011

Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Initiated: June 25th, 2011

Y.O.L.O.

You Only Live Once

DON'T BRING A KNIFE TO A GUN FIGHT!
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It does work. It triggers the "why doesn't he find me attractive?" response.
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At least somebody gets it.

rockon
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
I just tell her, hey wanna f*?

She says yes sometimes..
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07/11/2012 10:15 AM
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MY OH MY OH MY.....

As a gay man, I have to admit I am always somewhat amused at you straight guys always wanting to get into a woman's panties........

How men and women get together in the first place has always intrigued me; I mean,after all, she wants this and he wants that, and (almost) never the twain shall meet...but of course, it always does.....eventually!!!

With guys, it's yes or no, right off the bat; no dating, gifts, fancy dinners out, etc., etc.

Oh, it can be that way, as some guys like that too, but you poor straight guys!!!

Seems to me, and I could be wrong, but if you all just treated ladies like human beings who need love and respect & to be honored for something besides her pussy, you'd get a lot further for a lot longer!

Just sayin'...............banana2.
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07/11/2012 10:28 AM
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lmao
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07/11/2012 10:31 AM
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I just tell her, hey wanna f*?

She says yes sometimes..
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That works 60% of the times I ask, straight forward non bullshit talk. Bam fucking that pussy.
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07/11/2012 10:33 AM
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you have only discovered a key to your mother, that's it. banana2
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
Ok, this is true and plenty will confirm.
We may see a flurry of BS's and 1 star women, but you'll see.

The key is a terrible one, because you have to sacrifice where you least want to.

I've discovered this with s
everal women over several years. Observing there actions/reactions in various circumstances.

Let's say you are da
ting a new hot woman....
What do you want to do? F* her. Right?
Wine dine and 69 my brothers....

But what happens then?
She's got you by the nutsack.
Then what, "Blah blah this...blah blah that."
Then try to leave! You are now an A-hole and then some.

Same girl...
You don't F* her.
She still as nice as could be.
You hang with her, b
ut act disinterested in sex.

This works especially well if
you have banged her real good in the past. So she knows what you could do, but now you're not doing it.

It will drive her crazy and she will be under your command instead of the other way around.

Only problem is....You don't get laid!

bananasexcharlie
 Quoting: Dear men, 14225215


Okay. First off, it depends on the Girl.

I don't know any men that would even attempt to not have sex if given the opertunity with a girl they liked.

No Way! You guys have no control over that Penis of yours! Lol.

Once it's UP, it needs it!

Even if you tried to say no, if the girl wants you, YOU WILL LOSE, ADMIT IT...

It would be fun though, teasing till you gave in.

Nice Try OP.
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07/11/2012 10:45 AM
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no matter how fat you are or how many anti-depressants you are on I will always be able to outlast you when it comes not having sex. ALWAYS..
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It's been almost 6 years now, so I doubt that
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07/11/2012 10:48 AM
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lol......

I am a woman and no... that wouldn't work.
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lol true dat, this guy will need to avoid smart women like the plague.
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
Ok, this is true and plenty will confirm.
We may see a flurry of BS's and 1 star women, but you'll see.

The key is a terrible one, because you have to sacrifice where you least want to.

I've discovered this with s
everal women over several years. Observing there actions/reactions in various circumstances.

Let's say you are da
ting a new hot woman....
What do you want to do? F* her. Right?
Wine dine and 69 my brothers....

But what happens then?
She's got you by the nutsack.
Then what, "Blah blah this...blah blah that."
Then try to leave! You are now an A-hole and then some.

Same girl...
You don't F* her.
She still as nice as could be.
You hang with her, b
ut act disinterested in sex.

This works especially well if
you have banged her real good in the past. So she knows what you could do, but now you're not doing it.

It will drive her crazy and she will be under your command instead of the other way around.

Only problem is....You don't get laid!

bananasexcharlie
 Quoting: Dear men, 14225215


Okay. First off, it depends on the Girl.

I don't know any men that would even attempt to not have sex if given the opertunity with a girl they liked.

No Way! You guys have no control over that Penis of yours! Lol.

Once it's UP, it needs it!

Even if you tried to say no, if the girl wants you, YOU WILL LOSE, ADMIT IT...

It would be fun though, teasing till you gave in.

Nice Try OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 14596164


You just illustrated the point. You assume the guy will always give in. So you do whatever the F u want.

Keep the dick out of u even for a few and the tables are turned.

muaha
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07/11/2012 09:06 PM
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I just be myself, women don't seem to have a problem with it.
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07/11/2012 09:06 PM
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You are a shallow dude OP.
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you have to prove to her that you are stupider than she is
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
It takes a little more than 5 seconds to decide if a man is "fuckable"....say about 3 minutes.

If he's too much this or too much that....or has bad breath, or dresses sloppily...is overeager. ALl the things that turn me OFF in a short time, then definitely NO...and I can tell within 3 minutes.

If none of those things happen, then I am going to get to know him better and see what happens. But I wouldn't know for SURE if I'm going to until I've been with him at least a couple of hours.
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Re: I've discovered the key to power over women; u aren't going to like it
Ok, this is true and plenty will confirm.
We may see a flurry of BS's and 1 star women, but you'll see.

The key is a terrible one, because you have to sacrifice where you least want to.

I've discovered this with s
everal women over several years. Observing there actions/reactions in various circumstances.

Let's say you are da
ting a new hot woman....
What do you want to do? F* her. Right?
Wine dine and 69 my brothers....

But what happens then?
She's got you by the nutsack.
Then what, "Blah blah this...blah blah that."
Then try to leave! You are now an A-hole and then some.

Same girl...
You don't F* her.
She still as nice as could be.
You hang with her, b
ut act disinterested in sex.

This works especially well if
you have banged her real good in the past. So she knows what you could do, but now you're not doing it.

It will drive her crazy and she will be under your command instead of the other way around.

Only problem is....You don't get laid!

bananasexcharlie
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This sounds like it was written by a 12 year old.
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It does work. It triggers the "why doesn't he find me attractive?" response.
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unless its a smart and observant woman who can tell when a man finds her attractive. i've met men with pretty good "poker faces". but...you can still tell. its something in their eyes that they just cant hide. i can tell when a guy is interested in me and just trying to play some sort of game to get in my pants. needless to say... they don't manage to get in my pants.
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and then .....
a disgruntled woman invents
the vibrator.
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and then .....
a disgruntled woman invents
the vibrator.
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newsflash
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07/12/2012 08:55 AM
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What's the use if you never get laid? This doesn't work anyway. This will give you no power over women. They will just think you are gay and want to be your best friend.
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I get laid no matter what i do. Chicks just want the spermatazoa. Married or not. Theres no telling why chicks want certain guys. I figure i'ved banged about 500 in my life. Not a player. Just never found one that made the grade until recently. All the other hoes were sperm urinals.
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